Chapter Forty-Eight: It's Time to Talk About Historical Status
"Come on, welcome. This is where I aside on earth. I like to stay in Sichuan, there is always a lot of good food here. I prefer Sichuan to Guangdong. Because Sichuan's cuisine is more oily and watery, or in other words, higher calories. You're welcome, take whatever you like. ”
A girl named Jiali greeted the two guests who came to her house for the first time today.
And it was Thor and Li Jie who came with her. After eating the billion-calorie Snickers given by Carrie, Thor was indeed not hungry. And according to Carrie, this particular Snickers ten did it herself. Specially designed to relieve hunger.
And she also warmly invited Li Jie and Thor to her residence to have a good chat. Originally, Li Jie and Thor were still suspicious of Carrie. But Carrie showed enough sincerity. And she does look very friendly, she obviously has a strong ability but she doesn't have any ill will towards the two.
So Li Jie and Thor followed Carrie to her house in the spirit of settling the grievances. Although this girl is very strong in combat, she has eleven very cute chatter.
Along the way, she couldn't help but say a lot of things to Thor and Li Jie, and said that she especially likes to eat all kinds of delicious food. And on the way, Carrie and Thor had a heated discussion on whether the butter hot pot was more delicious or the light oil hot pot was more delicious.
Until the discussion reached Jiali's residence, the two did not convince each other, but the two reached a consensus that the hot pot should be freshly cut beef and mutton.
After entering Carrie's residence, Li Jie and Thor were stunned.
"I thought you were already a super dead fat boy, but I didn't expect someone to be better than you. Li Jie opened his mouth wide in surprise for a long time before he said this.
And Thor nodded after a long time: "yes, yes." I felt like nothing more than she was. ”
What surprised Li Jie and Thor so much?
The house where Jiali lives is a duplex house of more than 200 square meters. Originally, this house was very large, and it was a bit too big for a girl to live in.
But Carrie lives in a cramped feeling. It's not because of the girls' clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc., that fill the room, but from the entrance of the room, there are all kinds of snacks.
At the entrance hallway, the three squirrels piled up their various nut packs from the floor to the height of the ceiling, and there was a full wall of them. On the other side, there is an equal amount of baicao-flavored snacks.
In addition to these, there are also Inner Mongolia beef jerky Xiamen pork jerky piled up in a living room, as well as Macau phoenix rolls, curved pineapple crisp.
What individual self-heating rations and military cans filled a whole balcony, as well as various compressed biscuits and two kilograms of baking chocolate. There are also a variety of one-kilogram bottles of condensed milk and cheese.
"I'm a little thirsty along the way, so let's drink some milk to quench my thirst. As she spoke, Jiali took out a can from the one-kilogram condensed milk, she skillfully pulled the pull ring, and then dundun~ drank the one-kilogram condensed milk in one breath.
"Aha~!" Jia Li drank the condensed milk dry, wiped her mouth, and said boldly: "Cool! Chilled condensed milk and hot condensed milk are delicious! Do you want to drink it?"
Li Jie swallowed his saliva, not greedy. Mainly because I was scared, isn't it greasy to drink a kilogram of condensed milk like this?
And Thor tried to drink a kilogram of condensed milk in one go, but halfway through it he couldn't drink it sweetly.
"Well, you're the first guy you can toast to condensed milk with me, I admire you!" Carrie expressed her special appreciation for Thor's coolness: "Although you only drank half of it, it is already good." The lad has a future. ”
"Hahaha, where, where, it's still far away. You need more exercise than you do. "Thor is humble.
Li Jie looked at the mutual business praise between the two and didn't know whether to interrupt the two.
"By the way, don't you want to know how my Snickers is made?" Carrie picked up a can of dried pork and ate it while taking Li Jie and the two of them around her room.
"No, that's what I use to compress the calories of food as much as possible. You can compress the volume of food, but the heat is still there. It's similar to compressing biscuits, except that my compression ratio is higher. ”
Carrie took Li Jie and the two to a room to look at their equipment. Unlike other rooms filled with snacks, this room is filled with all kinds of technological equipment, and it looks like a scientist's laboratory.
And there are a lot of equipment that looks amazing, such as Carrie herself who said that she developed her own food compressor. It looks like a zoom machine in "Doraemon". Anyway, I can't understand how it works at all, but Carrie can combine a lot of chocolate and condensed milk with butter, biscuits, peanuts, etc., and then shrink the volume by dozens of times, and the volume has become smaller, but the calories are not less at all.
There are all sorts of other things in this room, and they all look very high-end and full of technology anyway. If compared to Tony Stark's proud laboratory, this girl's laboratory looks a little more sci-fi, while Tony is much more civil.
"You look well-equipped. I just want to ask, Jiali, why are you researching this kind of equipment?" asked Li Jie.
Next to her, Carrie is competing with Thor to see who can eat more dried fish in less time. Carrie's mouth was stuffed with spicy fish, and she muttered, "Because I'm hungry!"
"Why do you think I'm going to look for you? Oh, no. Looking for this big guy to be exact. Carrie pointed to Thor, whose mouth was also stuffed with dried fish, and said, "It's because I found someone who has a big appetite like me and can never get enough to eat!"
"Especially his hammer, which always feels familiar to me. I ask you, big man, do you want to eat everything when you're hungry?"
Thor nodded like garlic, "Mmmmmmmmmmmm
"Are you hungry and want to eat soil?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Do you want to eat it?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Where's the panda?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Wow, you're so bad, pandas are so cute, you want to eat them!" Carrie was angry.
Li Jie and Thor were both speechless, this girl looked very strong, but her temper was really uncertain. It's really the same as a child who hasn't grown up.
Fortunately, Carrie's temper came and went quickly, and she soon stopped being angry, and she continued: "I, like this big man, can't suppress my appetite. As soon as I get hungry, I want to eat everything. I could even eat a planet, well, not to lie. ”
"Obviously, this big man has that trend as well. I've been battling this hunger all my life, so I need more research than just myself, and it would be nice if there were other research objects. This big guy is obviously a good subject to study, and this hammer. ”
As she spoke, Carrie raised the Gluttonous Hammer again. It seemed like lifting the hammer was a breeze for her.
"I made a lot of efforts to prevent me from eating the planet. I don't usually stay on one planet or universe for too long. Because the longer I stay, the easier it is for me to want to eat them. "Carrie is lovely, but she's saying something horrible.
"But after being on Earth for so long, I never wanted to leave. I have to admit that Earth is the tastiest planet I've ever been on! I struggle with hunger every day, but there are plenty of delicious things to satisfy my cravings. And I also discovered that there are very interesting people on the planet. ”
Although Li Jie has not yet figured out the origin of Jiali, she said a very interesting person that interests Li Jie: "What is an interesting person?"
"Well, a guy named Wolverine Logan. He has the ability to be born again. It's very interesting, I thought about kidnapping him back and researching it. I know that there is a living planet called Planet Igor. That planet is a huge lifeform, if you can strip Wolverine's regenerative genes and transplant them into Igor's body. Then I'll be able to get a planet that I can't eat enough!"
"It may be boring to eat in a billion years, but at least you don't have to eat too many innocent lifeforms. ”
Li Jie and Thor couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat after listening to Carrie's words, and a cute girl who ate a planet with an open mouth and a closed mouth? What kind of character is this Carrie? And Li Jie and Thor actually felt that Carrie was not lying, as if everything she said was true.
Carrie continued, a little pity, "But alas, mutants are genetically unstable. Ah, stupid Celestials. They're a terrible bunch of engineers, not even as good as the genius who invented the X-beauty potion. ”
Carrie herself understated all kinds of knowledge that should not have been known by ordinary girls.
Li Jie now had to lower his posture and asked cautiously, "What's that, Miss Carrie." Why do you know so many things? You know all about the Celestials?"
Carrie said as a matter of course, "It's normal to know all this, because I'm one of the few remaining gods." Well, you probably don't know what the Celestials are, do you? Actually, you're all created by the Celestials. Carrie grinned, pointing at Li Jie and then at Thor.
"It doesn't matter what abilities you have, or if you're a new generation of gods. But in essence, you are all guardians created by the gods according to their own genes. ”
"Well, there's nothing to say about these frivolous things. I just want to ask, are you interested in working with me right now on how to fill your stomach, at least until I eat the earth. ”
Jia Li smiled brightly, but the inexplicable Li Jie trembled all over. Because if there is no mistake, what appears in front of you is a living god?
By the way, the ancient master said that Zhang Heng used to hold a divine cat back then...... Phew! It's a conversation between the spear and the gods. Do you count yourself as holding Alaska now...... Phew, is it talking to the gods with the Hammer of Gluttony?
Is his historical status not much different from Zhang Heng?