Volume 2: Zheng Rong Chapter 333 I'm sorry, I took the wrong medicine

This itching, like a pouring flood, instantly swept through Xu Sanfeng's whole body.

He couldn't hold back any longer.

"Ah...... No, no, I'm going to scratch!!"

Xu Sanfeng, who finally couldn't stand it, stood directly on the court and began to scratch.

With his increasingly intense scratching action, the itching all over his body not only did not weaken, but became more serious, an itchy and hot feeling continued to rise in his body, and the qi and blood surged, and soon swept Xu Sanfeng's head, making him completely lose the state of the game.

"Smack, smack, slap......"

At this time, his teammates accidentally made a mistake in dribbling, and the basketball bounced on the ground a few times and rolled down to Xu Sanfeng's feet impartially.

However, Xu Sanfeng had no intention of picking up the ball and attacking again.

Just when everyone was puzzled by Xu Sanfeng's behavior, Xu Sanfeng once again proved to everyone with practical actions how undisciplined he could be.

Xu Sanfeng saw the basketball at his feet, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he directly stuffed the basketball into the wide basketball pants in front of everyone, sandwiched his legs in it, and then tightened his belt, and his hands covered the bulging ball in the crotch, constantly rubbing, and the expression on his face was still very enjoyable, as if at this moment his crotch was not a ball, but a pair of slender jade hands.

"Ah~~It's so comfortable!Ah~~Ah~~~"

Xu Sanfeng began to moan and groan in a hurry, fluttering like a fairy,

Looking at Xu Sanfeng's ruined appearance, Li Ling couldn't help frowning: "No, the effect of the medicine is not so strong, right?"

The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, Li Ling immediately took out the silver needle that pierced Xu Sanfeng's crotch just now from the hidden needle bag, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it. In the next second, Li Ling's face changed suddenly, looking at Xu Sanfeng, who was having "close contact" with basketball on the court at this time, his eyes were full of pity, he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, brother, I took the wrong medicine!"

Li Ling originally wanted to use a relatively light-acting drug to create local itching, but he accidentally used it wrong and replaced it with another extremely powerful drug, which can make people itch for more than three hours with just one milligram.

According to Xu Sanfeng's posture, even if he scratches it up, there will be no improvement, and the only thing he can do is to wait for the effect of the medicine to pass.

In the afternoon, the sun was shining.

Xu Sanfeng, a star college player who is famous in the whole school and even in the country, spent the longest minute in his four years of college.

In this minute, he very cleverly combined two of his favorite sports, and then flashed wildly.

Li Ling dared to swear that this was the first case he had seen since he came down the mountain, and it was also the only case that he could blind the eyes of everyone present in the first place.

How could such a major drama not be filmed? Many students watching the competition took out their mobile phones one after another to shoot at Xu Sanfeng. I don't know which fool it is, everyone else is silently videotaping, only he is taking pictures alone, and the flash and shutter sound are on, "click", which directly provokes Xu Sanfeng, and his mind is not very clear at this time, and he suddenly realizes something.

"Don't shoot! Who dares to shoot?!" Xu Sanfeng roared as he pointed at the people holding their phones around, but the itching in his crotch was still intense, forcing him to devote himself to scratching again.

In the end, Xu Sanfeng was very "shy" and ran out of school with the basketball in his crotch.

And then......

There is no then.

For the next whole day, Xu Sanfeng was all

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He never came to school again, he didn't participate in the basketball team's training, and even the teachers at the sports academy couldn't contact him.

This is undoubtedly good news for the four people in Li Ling's bedroom.

Because they've finally breathed a bad breath!

"When do you think Xu Sanfeng will dare to come to school?" Wang Liang sat barefoot on a chair in the dormitory, nibbling on an apple while smiling.

"I think, I didn't dare to come for ten days and half a month! The school's forum, on the post bar, are all his videos, and every time they are deleted, an anonymous person will repost them, and they can't be stopped at all, it's really exciting, and it's enduring!" Jiao Chun smiled heartily and responded to the number of hits of his video on the utube website, which has already reached three million hits, and Bilibili, I don't know which god made the video of Xu Sanfeng's crotch rubbing the ball into a ghost animal, and the number of hits is close to five million, he can be regarded as a big Internet celebrity now. Zhang Chenggong, who is usually more homely, is very concerned about these video sites and said with a smile.

"Okay, brothers, Xu Sanfeng deserves it this time, who let him harm his sister all day long. Who let him play with women outside all day long, now the whole school, and even the whole circle know that Xu Sanfeng has that kind of disease, as long as a girl sees him, she will hide away, and see how he mixes in the future!!" Jiao Chun said casually.

Wang Liang and Zhang Chenggong nodded.

However, they didn't know that Xu Sanfeng was not sick at all, and all of this was done by Li Ling.

"The instructor said to rest this afternoon, boss, you don't need military training now, let's go to the Internet café to open the black together! The League of Legends has a new model, called Yunyi Peak, which is a bit interesting, let's go and do a few together?" Wang Liang somehow came up with an Internet addiction and excitedly proposed.

Jiaochun was the first to raise his hands in favor.

"Okay, that's a good proposal! It's really not interesting to play games in the dormitory, or the Internet café has an atmosphere. We must take the fourth child with us, only in this way can we win the battle!" Jiao Chun looked at Zhang Chenggong with a wicked smile.

Maybe Zhang Chenggong is too low-key, so they didn't know at first that Zhang Chenggong was actually the strongest king of 500 points in the first district!!! Whether it is operation or consciousness, they have almost reached the level of professional players, Wang Liang and Jiaochun have been solo with Zhang Chenggong, basically they will be killed alone within three minutes, with such a god-like teammate, they can wave at will and play games happily.

"Boss, you go too. Wang Liang suddenly looked at Li Ling.

"I'm not going to play this game, I'm going to cheat you. Li Ling politely refused.

But Wang Liang was not willing to give up, and followed the request: "It's okay! As long as the fourth child is here, even if you give away the head from beginning to end, we can't lose, so let's go out and have fun together~~"

Under Wang Liang's bitter advice, Li Ling relented a little, he really didn't have a friendly game with the room during this time, and he was a little unhappy in his heart. However, just as he was about to say yes, a phone call poked in.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

Wang Liang suddenly quieted down and waited for Li Ling to answer the phone.

Li Ling took out his mobile phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, but he still connected.

"Hey, I'm Li Ling, may I ask who you are?"

Immediately, a familiar but indifferent voice came from the other side of the phone: "I'm Duan Jia, are you busy now?"

Duan Jia?!

Li Ling immediately raised his spirit and responded: "Uh...... That one...... Not busy, is there anything going on?"

"That's right, Sanshan

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Tell me that your school has a military training holiday in the afternoon today, so she will go home when she goes out to watch a movie, and the time for dinner will be a little earlier. And I'm too busy today, there are no ingredients in the refrigerator, I have to trouble you to go to the supermarket to buy some back, keep the invoice, and I'll reimburse you. No problem, right?" On the other side of the phone, there was a dense sound of keystrokes and printing, and it seemed that Duan Jia was really busy.

"No problem, I'll buy it later, do you have any requirements for the ingredients?"

"There are no requirements, the combination of meat and vegetables is good, by the way, cooking less oil and less salt, I will come back tonight to eat, my diet is relatively light." Duan Jia added.

"OK, I see. Bye. Li Ling hung up the phone categorically.

However, the moment he put down his phone, Wang Liang and Jiao Chun had already come up, and their eyes were full of gossip.

"Hey, hey, boss, who called you, why does it sound like a woman's voice?" Wang Liang raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully at Li Ling.

Jiao Chun next to him put on a detective posture of Sherlock Holmes, and said slowly: "Hmm~ I seem to have smelled adultery......"

Li Ling was suddenly embarrassed.

Where is this?

"Don't talk nonsense, what kind of adultery, nothing wrong! It's just a friend, ask me to help her do something. Li Ling casually said a reason, but this reason was not a lie, because he was indeed helping Duan Jia with something.

"Helping the beautiful woman do something, great, boss! I'm calling you...... Could it be Huangfu Shan?!" Wang Liang couldn't suppress his gossip at all, and continued to ask.

"It's not Huang Fushan, don't guess, I'm afraid I won't be able to play games with you today, next time." Li Ling greeted and hurriedly slipped away.

If they knew that they were going to cook for Huang Fushan at night, then they wouldn't have to blow up the pot, so it was better to hide this matter from them first.

Supermarket?

No, no, no, Li Ling will never go to the supermarket to buy ingredients, because the ingredients in the supermarket are often more expensive than those in the vegetable market, and the quality is not necessarily good.

in the wet market.

Li Ling carefully inspected the Chinese cabbage in his hand while bargaining with the stall owner.

"Young man, these cabbages really can't earn you a few cents, just nine yuan, and they won't sell a penny less. The stall owner's tone was very resolute, as if he would lose money if he was even cheaper.

But Li Ling didn't eat this at all, his eyes flashed with the perseverance of never giving up, and he shook his head seriously: "No, eight yuan five, if you sell it, you can sell it, if you don't sell it, I will go to another house." ”

After speaking, Li Ling turned his head to leave, and when the vegetable seller saw that Li Ling was serious, he immediately became anxious, and beckoned Li Ling to go back.

"Rub, boy, count you ruthless! Eight dollars and five are eight dollars and five!! I have never seen you bargain like this!"

"Hehe, thank you boss, business is booming!" Li Ling picked up the cabbage in his hand and left happily.

…… ……

"Ding Dong!"

Swan Lake Community, Room 307, at the door of Huangfu Shan and Duan Jia's house, Li Ling was carrying all kinds of ingredients in his hand and rang the doorbell.

"Wait, come on!!" a pleasant woman's voice suddenly came from the room.

"Click!"

Huangfu Shan immediately opened them, but when she saw Li Ling standing at the door, her face suddenly turned pale, and she exclaimed, "You...... It's you big scoundrel!"

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