I really can't understand the brain circuit of the fox mother. She is already a master of fame, what does this head pretend to be all day long?

If I'm going to do it...... Actually, it's a bit exciting to think about......

Anyway, halfway through the matter, I was relieved a lot, so I just guarded the donkey's kennel and waited for him to come back.

In less than two days, Tao Xiyu rushed over first. I was full of gossip and the cat was behind the door to see what it was like for her to meet Ye Xun, but I didn't look at anything. The two of them shook hands politely as if they were meeting with senior leaders, and sat down without saying a word for half an hour, and I almost suspected that they were there to see who was more focused than Zazen.

I was looking at my eyes sour, and just as I was about to rub my eyes, I was startled by the sound of grinding my teeth behind me. When I turned around, I was almost scared out of breath - the fox mother was gritting her teeth and drugged the teapot.

I was suddenly blindsided: "Mom fox, what do you want to do?"

"Open up to the two of them...... "Mother Fox insisted on stuffing the teapot into my hand, "go over and pour tea for them." If you don't do it for the two of you today, my mother will do it for you. ”

I was almost scared to death on the spot by the fox mother. But I can't really go if I don't go, the fox mother's eyes are already about to kill, so I can only go to the house with a teapot "buzzing" in my head. I just entered the house with my front foot, and I saw Ye Xun looking at my face: "Tao Xiyu is here." ”

"Come on...... Here we are...... "I felt my smile stiffen myself. I've never squeezed out and laughed in my life, but now I'm squeezing out!

Ye Xun stood up and wanted to take the teapot in my hand. When I watched Ye Xun stretch out his hand, I couldn't help but feel a sour in my heart - Ye Xun has always believed in me, and he will definitely not doubt what I brought over. He drank this thing, and although it was a good thing for him to take advantage of it, with his character, the trust between me and me was gone.

Before Ye Xun touched the teapot, I grabbed the teapot first, and drank it with my mouth against the spout: "I'm thirsty, I'll dry this pot of tea first." You talk, I'll get another pot. ”

Ye Xun looked at me dumbfounded for two or three seconds before squeezing out two words from between his teeth: "Divine spirit!"

"You talk, you talk...... "I don't care about Ye Xun's attitude now, it's a serious matter to hurry up and find the antidote."

I only took two steps before I felt the tea in my stomach churning, as if I could vomit it at any moment. I was suddenly scared out of a cold sweat, and quickly quickened my pace and rushed to the door.

The frost-faced fox mother didn't wait for me to rush out of the yard and walked over: "What do you want to do?"

I was angry and said, "Find the antidote!"

The fox mother looked over with disdain: "Do you know where to look?"

"I ...... "I'm really blind." I know that kind of thing doesn't seem to need any antidote, just find someone. But where can I find someone? I can't just pull someone from the street, can I?

I stood for a long time before I shouted, "I'm going to the hospital, right?" I don't believe it...... Oops......"

Before I could finish my sentence, I felt a cramping pain in my stomach, and it felt like someone had pulled my intestines out alive and twisted them around and tied them in a dead knot. I almost fainted without pain: "Mom fox, are you poisoned?"

"Poison your grandma's claws!" The fox mother reached out and pointed to the side, "The toilet is over there, hurry up and run, don't pull in your pants." ”

"Laxatives?" I had just said two words and ran into the toilet in a hurry.

I didn't do anything all afternoon, just kept going in and out of the toilet. When the strength of the medicine passed, I was like a dead dog lying on the kang and couldn't get up.

I was dazed and heard the fox mother say outside: "Tao girl, have you seen it? Wang Huan is an idiot who can do anything for his friends." You don't have to worry about him suddenly turning back when cooperating, unless you make a move on him first. ”

Tao Xiyu said lightly: "Actually, you don't have to be like this. Ye Xun and Wang Huan's character, I have already verified it once when I was in the organ city. ”

"It's different!" the fox mother said in a serious voice, "That time, you were cooperating to escape, this time you were cooperating on a mission, and you were directly thrown into the hands of the Tanshen, the slightest negligence, I'm afraid it will be a catastrophe." This scene is actually to give you peace of mind. ”

Tao Xiyu nodded and said "thank you", and there was no follow-up. ”

In fact, Tao Xiyu knew that the fox mother's scene was not to reassure her, but to warn her.

Everyone knows that the Divine Explorer and the Demon Gate are incompatible, but the Demon Gate, the Divine Detective and the Ghostless Sect are incompatible. In some case, if the three parties get together, it is likely that the Demon Gate and the Divine Explorer will join forces to kill the Ghostless Sect first, and then settle the grievances between each other.

This kind of thing may sound strange, but it is also true of the relationship between the three parties. The Ghostless Sect not only probed the hands of the gods, but also never let go of the Demon Gate, as long as there were interests, they never cared who the opponent was, nor did they care what the consequences were.

The people of the Ghostless Sect are accustomed to hiding, and if they don't want to be found, even if the Divine Explorer uses all his strength, they can't find their lair. This is the foundation of the Ghostless Sect's ability to compete with the Divine Exploration Hand and the Demon Gate.

The meaning of the fox mother is very simple: Wang Huan and Ye Xun can treat you unreservedly, then you should also treat you sincerely, otherwise, it will not be as simple as a laxative.

I know the fox mother's kindness, but I have a lot of complaints about her approach. Is it not good to say anything generously? Even if you want to beat around the bush, you shouldn't drug me!

The afternoon made me dizzy, my legs weak, and I didn't even have the strength to stand up. This vote is too bad.

However, it didn't take long for me to be happy again - Ye Xun and Tao Xiyu ate the food cooked by the fox mother, and they also began to have crazy diarrhea. I watched the two of them rush to the toilet with light work, and I almost went crazy laughing.

Oh my God, it's light! The courtyard was filled with the two of them shuttling back and forth like butterflies. Especially Ye Xun, his face turned pale, and he still had a straight face, how funny and funny his expression was

I couldn't help but pat the edge of the kang and laughed: "People say, this person who can still laugh when he pees his pants must be a master." I think it's not bad to be a person who can still look serious even if it's thin. I said Ye Xun, just your determination, change your career, be an actor! When an actor guarantees to be good, you don't need makeup to play a ruthless killer. ”

Before I could laugh enough, I was dragged up by the fox mother, grabbed my neck and poured half a bowl of medicine into my mouth. My stomach immediately opened up again.

"Mom Fox, do you want to kill someone?" I almost didn't cry.

The fox mother said expressionlessly: "This is for the task, the preliminary preparations for you." You're in good shape, so you need to drink a little more to get clean. ”

"You're so poisonous...... I didn't have time to talk to the fox mother, so I ran to the public toilet with my stomach covered. I didn't come out that night, and I was dragged back to the yard by the fox mother early the next morning.

However, the ordeal is far from over. For three days in a row, in addition to giving us glucose water, she also gave us laxatives, until the three of us were tossed to the point of being half dead, and the bean donkey came back unhurriedly.

The bean donkey looked at us one by one: "Well, yes! You can wash and peel it and simmer it on low heat." The girl will be sent to my room in a moment, and I will personally clean and drug her...... Oops—"

Before the bean donkey finished speaking, he was slapped on the head by Ye Xun with a brick. After Ye Xun finished shooting the brick, he immediately fell on the kang and couldn't get up.

I really don't know where Ye Xun got the strength, people are going to pull prostration, and they can still jump up and pick bricks.

The fox mother dragged Ye Xun and me into the tofu workshop of the bean donkey like a dead dog, threw it into the cauldron where the beans were boiled, and began to simmer over low heat. While throwing medicine into the pot, the bean donkey instructed: "Don't worry, the fire is not big, and you can't cook it, as long as there is no molting on your body, you can honestly stay in the pot for me; ”

I couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing here?"

Dou Donkey explained: "According to your statement, there is erysipelas seeping up and down Dan Island, and there is no way to remove poison, and after going up, it is equivalent to reducing one's combat power by three percent, and if there are a few more battles, no matter how powerful the master is, he will have to suffer." I'm doing this so that you can resist erysipelas. ”

The bean donkey said: "After you go to the island, you don't eat and drink casually, you can only eat the pill I gave you, understand?"

I couldn't help but frown, "Can this work?"

The bean donkey sneered: "Materia Medica and alchemy are actually worshipping an ancestral master, do you say it is useful?"

The explanation of Materia Medica in "Shuowen Jie Zi" is "medicine, curing herbs", which is the most important part of Chinese medicine. According to legend, one of the four classics of traditional Chinese medicine, "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing", is based on the theory of Huang Laodao to establish the "Yin and Yang Five Elements Theory" of traditional Chinese medicine, which is similar to alchemy.

As for the time when the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" was written, some people believe that it was in the Warring States Period, and some people think that it was the pre-Qin period, but it will certainly not exceed the Western Han Dynasty at the latest. During this time, the art of immortality also happened to be in full swing.

Both Materia Medica and Danshu are derived from the theory of Huang Lao Dao, and it is not unreasonable for Dou Donkey to say that they are from the same school.

It's just that Chinese medicine is still hanging pots to help the world, but Danshu has become a legend, and I subconsciously feel that Chinese medicine can't restrain Danshu.

Ye Xun said in a deep voice: "In the absence of water, how long can we maintain on the island with your elixir?"

"It's hard to say. The bean donkey shook his head and said, "I didn't dare to draw conclusions casually until I saw with my own eyes how far Dandao was infiltrated by erysipelas." But some things are better prepared in advance. ”

Bean Donkey's words are right, it's better to be prepared than to go straight to Dan Island.

We have a bean donkey here, but what about Si Ruo's side?