Text Chapter 0273 Return 30,000 punches
Originally, I knew that this guy in front of me was a pretentious person, hum, now that I have adapted to it, I feel even more bad, not to mention pretending, but also have to add the power ......of helplessness! and a series of special nouns.
Yu Chang sneered and said, "Hmph, it's really a guy who is strong on the outside and strong on the inside." Is that all that kind of effort? It's really disappointing. What a disappointment for me!"
Watching Rowan smash his fist on Yu Chang's body, it was like a ball of cotton smashed on an iron plate, which was useless. Dongfanghong's mood is about to become very happy. The depression just now was swept away at once.
Dongfang Hong's eyes turned, looking at Dongfang Bai, his nominal cousin, and said with a slight sarcastic smile: "It's really a person who laughs to death! Miss Dongfang Bai, look at what kind of friend you have made? I don't have any strength, so I'm just talking nonsense here, I really don't know how to be ashamed! Judging from Miss Ben's eyes, this friend of yours, hey, don't say it's three punches, even if Yu Chang lets him do 30,000 punches, he can't do anything." β
Thirty thousand punches can't do anything to you......? It's amazing.
Luo Wen smiled and withdrew his fist, rubbed it, and then said, "Hey, hey, Yu Chang, right? This aunt said that you want you to give me 30,000 punches." Do you dare?"
30,000 punches? Hmph! If you give you 300,000 punches, you can't help me. Besides, since it was Miss Dongfanghong who said it, it was naturally to save face.
So Yu Chang grinned, showed his two rows of white teeth, and said, "Thirty thousand punches, boy, I'll give you a chance! Fight thirty thousand punches here." Show me if you can do anything to me!"
This is your own abuse, you can't blame me for someone. I hope you don't cry when the time comes.
"That's what you said. Then you're welcome!Eat my second punch, thunderbolt invincible Qiankun strong palm!" Rowan smiled, his right arm flying in the air, like a Ferris wheel that was constantly moving in a circle.
With a snap, Rowan smashed down with a punch, and there was nothing to do for the rest of the day, not even his body shook. laughed and said, "Hahahaha! What a messy move name? You can't do it! Hahaha!"
Dongfang Hong glanced at Luo Wen and said disdainfully: "Cut, it still feels a bit tiger when it is wielded." But how can you not fight?" Then she looked at Dongfang Bai and said, "Miss Bai, this useless man can't be your boyfriend, right? If so, then it's really blind to you!"
Blind Dongfang Bai's eyes? Tsk, this means that I can't do it? That's not good, a man can't say no.
So, Rowan also showed his two rows of crystal clear white teeth and said, "Auntie, you really can't speak." I've heard that this elderly woman is easy to look away. Now, you're going to give me a good look. Not to mention 30,000 punches, just a person like Yu Chang, who is strong in the middle, I can solve hundreds of them with one punch!"
Brag!
"Hmph! It's better to say than to sing! If you have the ability, you kid will give it a try by punching Lao Tzu. Hahaha! Don't blame Lao Tzu for not reminding you, Lao Tzu's chest muscles are very strong and reliable, don't use too much force, so as not to hurt your fists. Hahaha!" Yu Chang said with a smile.
Your pectoral muscles are strong and reliable? Unfortunately, my fists are even stronger.
"Take this punch, make your smile disappear at allββ Black Tiger Heart-Digging Style!" Luo Wen's face was as usual, and he slowly put his fist against Yu Chang's chest, and said, "You must dodge my ferocious punch." Because, if I punch you, you might be beaten to death by me. β
Hahahaha!
"Are you a tease? Hahaha! I'm afraid that a 90-year-old woman will play Tai Chi faster than you. With such a fast fist, you can dare to say that it is a fierce punch? It really laughs at me!hahahaha!" Yu Chang looked at Luo Wen's thoughtful appearance, and laughed out loud. said secretly: "This joke must be a clown invited by the master to come back to perform comedy." Hahahaha! It's funny!"
Of course, this was thought when Yu Chang hadn't received Rowan's third punch yet. And when Rowan's punch slowly hit him, Yu Chang's expression finally changed dramatically. - What was originally laughing turned into waiting for your eyes to widen!
With a "bump", Luo Wen's punch directly smashed Yu Chang to the ground.
"How is it possible?!, really fake?" Dongfanghong covered his mouth, but still let out an exclamation.
Rowan looked at Yu Chang, who was lying on the ground, in pain, and said with a smile: "Look, look, I said to be careful." I said it was a very ferocious punch. You see, you just don't believe it, and now you regret it, right?"
Regret? Yu Chang is now not just an ordinary regret, but a very much regret. To what extent does regret come? If you turn his intestines out, it must be blue.
Yu Chang covered his stuffy chest with one hand, covered his crotch with the other, looked at Luo Wen, and felt angry in his heart, damn it, this is not a scum at all! And also......
And this bastard actually kicked me on the way down. Now I hurt so badly.
"Yo, why don't you get up yet, you still owe me 30,000 punches. If you don't get up, I'm going to beat you up on the back of the head. Rowan said with a grin.
I owe you sister!
"Bastard! You actually plot against Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu wants to make you look good!" Yu Chang got up from the ground, the anger in his heart could no longer be restrained, and he punched Rowan on the forehead.
That's not going to work. There is a place on the forehead where the girl has kissed excitedly, how can a guy like you touch it with dirty hands? After all, I Luo someone plans not to wash my forehead for another week!
"Hehe, eat my unique trick - slap eighteen palms!" Rowan grabbed Yu Chang's collapsed fist with one hand, spread it out into a palm with the other, and slapped it straight and straight towards Yu Chang's face.
Bang Bang Bang Bang ...... One, two, three, four...... Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen! Not a lot, not a single one is left behind. All of them are the same weight, not much force, and a lot of force, just right.
"Snorr......" Yu Chang's head was swaying frantically from side to side, and his head was a little dizzy when he was slapped by Rowan. There was a purr in his mouth, and he begged for mercy vaguely: "Don't fan! Please don't fan! I admit defeat, I admit defeat! If I fan again, I will be fanned into a fool by you." β
Yo, it sounds like this, this guy shouldn't have been slapped stupidly.
Rowan let go of Yu Chang's hand, patted his handboard, and said with a smile: "You have a disorderly private life! Look at my hands, they are all a bunch of rouge powder or something." Hey...... Smell it and smell a woman. Tsk, you didn't go to exercise just now, but went to have a private meeting with a group of beautiful women, right?"
Yu Chang said dizzily: "Heaven and earth conscience, I just chatted with the two little beauties for a while." Don't spew blood!"
Wow, I'm a person who doesn't have blood, and that's it.
After all, Dongfang Hong's expression was a little weird at this time, she didn't mean to be angry at all, but said with a smile: "Yu Chang, it's okay, I thought you were sincere to me." Now it looks good! I can actually let the little beauty talk to you. β
Bang blah blah~
Yu Chang felt that someone was drenched with a basin of cold water on his head, and the whole person was excited, and he jumped out of a state of confusion, and suddenly came to his senses, and quickly explained: "No, no, Miss Dongfanghong, it's not what you think! I'm really sincere to you! Just when it's time to go to the toilet, how can I have a tryst with some little beauty?"
Luo Wen smiled and walked to the courtyard with Dongfang Bai, and said, "Aunt Dongfang Hong, you can have a snack." This guy's yang fire is very vigorous, so he looks extraordinarily energetic, and at the same time, he is also very keen on that thing. You have to be careful, don't be cheated not only of money but also of chastity. β
Rowan didn't mean to sow discord in the slightest. This guy's yang fire is indeed very strong, and the demand is also extremely strong. Don't look at him as if he was very energetic, when he looked at the woman, the obscene gaze under his nose couldn't escape Rowan's eyes.
"Boy, shut up for me!" Yu Chang said angrily.
"Shut up! Get out of here!" Dongfanghong gritted his teeth, his eyes were already red. Sad? That's not it. Anger, that's right.
Luo Wen dared to believe that if this Yu Chang didn't know how to advance or retreat, it was estimated that he would be carried out by the people of the Dongfang family and thrown on the road. Good guy, dare to deceive the feelings of the young lady of the Oriental family, and his courage is not small.
The silver-haired old butler was smiling all the time, and he didn't have any intention of mixing it up. He seemed to be a guide, and when he brought Rowan to the door of the Dongfang family's mansion, the old butler spoke.
The old housekeeper motioned to the security guard at the door to open the door of the house, and then looked at Luo Wen and said with a smile: "Mr. Luo, miss, the master is inside, please go in directly." β