Zhou You and Jenny sent the guests to the room, and when they returned to the front desk, they found that Shi'er was practicing daily etiquette with his head bowed to the book, and even the collar had to be adjusted to an extremely symmetrical angle at all times.

Jenny leaned into Zhou You's ear and said, "Hey, don't be so exaggerated......"

"It's her own insistence. Zhou You also stepped forward and said, "You can take a break when there are no guests." ”

"It's okay, you have to learn etiquette first. Shi Er said, his hands intertwined to the left of his lower abdomen, and he smiled, "Welcome to the shore of Xiaoyin Lake." ”

"I'll ......" Jenny got goosebumps when she saw this posture, "You, you...... Are you going to bend me?"

"Isn't it better to bend over at a greater angle?" Shi Er struggled with the pamphlet.

"What is this?" Jenny leaned over in front of the stage and saw a lot of gestures printed on the booklet, like a martial arts cheatbook.

Zhou You sighed: "It is said to be the service standard of Emirates first class. ”

"I still don't understand. Jenny asked.

"Have you ever been on a plane?"

"I've sat down. ”

"How much is the ticket. ”

"It's in the early thousands. ”

"Then can you imagine what kind of service the ticket bought for 70,000 yuan is? Can you imagine what it looks like inside, can you imagine the quality of the flight attendant?"

"Seventy thousand, flying to the moon, sick!"

"Calm down, you've just seen guests willing to stay here for one night at 5888. ”

"Hey, there's seventy thousand to do what's not good. ”

"Then let me change the analogy, such as buying sanitary napkins ......"

"Can you change it again? ”

"For example, when buying sanitary napkins, there are one dime a piece and five yuan a piece, one dime is very unpleasant to use, and the five yuan one is silky smooth, and you can't feel its existence at all. Now you're going to hang out, obviously it's going to be five bucks, right?"

"You seem to know so much. ”

"Give someone else...... Bought it. ”

"Hahaha. Jenny laughed before saying, "Okay, okay, I know, for some people, 70,000 yuan is only five yuan for them, right?"

"Heh, you're awesome again. ”

"It's okay. ”

"Then let me in. Zhou You pointed to the office and said, "Cloth tray yards." ”

"Ah...... Early in the morning......" Jenny panicked instantly, "I just finished last night, otherwise slowly?"

"No, after ten games in a row, you add half an hour to repay the debt for each game you lose to me, and half an hour for winning a game against me. ”

"Hmm, don't you want that!"

"This is the punishment of greed and desanity, do you feel the pain?"

"Can't I go? Jenny ran away.

After watching it for a long time, he opened his mouth: "You really take pleasure in other people's suffering." ”

"Inflict small suffering, reap great pleasure, this is the pepper of my life, the pleasant pepper noodles. Zhou You raised his eyebrows and gestured.

"Although...... I don't understand ......," Shi Er swallowed and foamed, "But according to legend, the Spruce-kun of our plane takes pleasure in plucking the feathers of young and beautiful women, and he is excited when he hears the moan, is that what you mean?"

"Okay, that's the end of the conversation. Zhou You coughed, pointed to the booklet and said, "You don't have to stick to the details of these actions, our management is not this kind of strict standardization, but more importantly, the interaction with guests, creating a comfortable atmosphere rather than a mechanical process." ”

"Isn't that a mess?" Shi Er said, pointing to the booklet, "everything must follow the eternal supreme law, otherwise it will gradually become lazy and loose, and the order will be disorganized, and only the evil gods will be keen to descend on the corrupt and ununified plane, and it will be a disaster for everyone." ”

"I repeat, there is no God here. ”

"Oh, yes...... I'm sorry to ......" Shi Er stared at the booklet, still hard to put down, "but I grew up ...... I am accustomed to a standard set of rituals, every action, every thing, every worship, every day...... If you are rude...... I'm going to be nervous...... Very anxious...... Like now. ”

"You're ...... OCD"

"What?"

"Okay, wait a minute. ”

Zhou You turned on his phone and found an old-fashioned classic jazz twist dance song "HEY!Baby" that he liked.

Connected to the bluetooth speaker in the hall, the light harmonica prelude quickly floated out.

This is followed by the percussion rhythm substitution, which blends with the melody.

"This is ......" trembled at the base of his ears.

"Don't you have music?"

Shi'er shook his head.

As he was talking, the dashing prodigal man's voice came out.

Hey~~~~hey~baby~

I ant to kno

If you be my girl~~

Following the song and rhythm, Zhou You naturally writhed slightly, and the stiff muscles of his whole body seemed to be awakened instantly, and he twisted his dance steps into the front desk and took Shi'er's hand.

"I ...... This is...... Whose dance is it to worship? Don't ...... I don't know how to jump ......" Shi Er was nervous like never before, stretching every inch of his skin, curbing his instinctive impulses.

Zhou You raised one hand and gestured to the rhythm: "There is no purpose, just to make yourself cool and dry." ”

Shi Er shook his head in horror, trying to escape Zhou You's palm: "This is blasphemy......"

"Okay, I'll do it another way. Zhou You's body slowly rose and fell and smiled, "The will of the ancient black god is to forget the meaning and dance to the music as you like." ”

"This ......," Shi Er squirmed for a moment before saying, "Is it okay for me to follow your example?"

"Yes. ”

Shi Er stared at Zhou You, trying to capture the movement of his whole body and then follow suit, but this was naturally impossible, and his attention was completely focused on Zhou You's posture, which also caused Shi Er's dancing posture to be very stiff.

"That's not good. Zhou You picked up his phone again, "In another way, let's watch a two-minute pas de deux together, then forget about it and dance it to the music in our own way." ”

"What? Why forget?"

"Never mind, your body should be more instinctive than conformist. Zhou You quickly showed a dance video that was both simple and operational.

In the picture, the man in the suit and the woman in the shirt stand opposite each other, but neither is looking at each other, a little lazy and decadent.

Hawaiian guitars, jazz pianos, and snare drums followed, and as the song "You Never Can Tell" played, they began to squirm at each other in a lazy and casual manner.

Shi Er stared intently at the woman on the screen, trying to remember her dancing, how much her neck twisted, how her legs dotted, how her ass twisted.

"Don't worry, you can't recover, just feel it. Zhou You smiled, "This is a clip from a movie called "Vulgar", and these two minutes have been canonized as an eternal classic by us. ”

"But they ...... It seems presumptuous...... Very decadent......"