"Huh?" Wonton looked at Zhou You like a neurotic.

"I said that this umbrella can't take care of two people, and you will be drenched horizontally and vertically, don't you try to refute it?" Zhou You reminded casually, "Use your imagination, in fact, one of the actions you did today can just solve this problem." ”

"!!" Wanton understood after a little thought, his eyes lit up, he grabbed Zhou You's clothes three or two times and climbed up, his arms wrapped around Zhou You's neck, his legs were crossed on his abdomen, his chin was drooping on Zhou You's shoulders, and his expression was extremely comfortable and comfortable.

This little monkey hug is very skillful and very stable.

Zhou You then held up an umbrella and walked out: "Put on your clothes, I don't think about whether you get drenched in the rain or not." ”

"Hmm. ”

……

On the subway on the way back, Zhou You was originally going to deal with the affairs of Xianyu Shop and the circle of friends, but he found that his mother sitting opposite was bowing her head and playing with her mobile phone, and her daughter sitting next to her was full of woodenness.

Zhou You always felt that this was not right, which is one of the reasons why he hated children, you can't bring a child into this world and then play with his mobile phone by himself.

Therefore, every time I think about spending time with my children, it can be annoying.

Fortunately, Wonton is just a clerk, a lifeform from another world that needs to be controlled.

Zhou You turned her head to look at Wonton again, she was not wooden, she just stared intently at the Wei Duomei pocket in the hand of the person next to her.

After some struggle, Zhou You shook his head, put away his mobile phone, twisted Wonton's head back, and asked a question that he was not interested in at all and did not want to answer: "Are there any difficulties in studying today?"

"Wow, it's all difficult. ”

"Forget it, I'll play with my phone......"

"I've got a question I can ask, manager. ”

"Huh?"

"Today I learned an idiom called 'it is difficult to ride a tiger', and I don't understand. ”

"It's easy. Zhou You made a serious gesture, "If you ride on the tiger, if you come down, won't you be eaten by the tiger?" ”

"That's not right. Wonton gestured more seriously, "Then how did he ride up, and won't he be eaten in the process of riding up?"

"Probably while the tiger is asleep......"

"What are you doing riding a tiger? Is he mentally retarded, do you have to ride a tiger?"

Zhou You scratched his head vigorously: "No, you can't consider the prerequisites, you have to accept the reality, he just woke up and rode on the back of the tiger, but it was difficult to ride the tiger, that's all." ”

Zhou You was a little inflated before, but now he knows that he should not be an educator.

Fortunately, the problem of wonton quickly shifted to arithmetic, addition and subtraction within ten, which is a strong point of travel.

When a pregnant woman came up when she stopped halfway, Zhou You took the initiative to sit down, squatted in front of Wanton and continued to teach her addition and subtraction, very seriously.

When they arrived at the station, Zhou Youmeng got together, his entire right leg was numb, and he squatted for too long unconsciously, and he was too involved in talking about addition and subtraction.

He led the wonton like this, limping and squeezing in the flow of people who got off the train, there were still a lot of people getting off at this station, and everyone was squeezing wildly for fear of not being able to get off.

Because of the inconvenience of his legs and feet, Zhou You was squeezed from behind and hit the fat big brother in front.

The big fat eldest brother turned his head, frowned and was about to speak, when he saw Zhou You limping, and seeing him leading the child, his expression tightened, and he opened his mouth and yelled at Zhou You's back: "What is squeezing, don't you see that the young man is lame?"

The eldest brother's voice, all eyes were focused on Zhou You's body.

The eldest brother is also a righteous man, and immediately used brute force and flesh to prop up a path, and commanded: "Come on, take care of the disabled, borrow a light, borrow a light!"

When people heard the big brother's strong voice, they also consciously gave way and let Zhou You get off the bus first.

Zhou You's expression was very bad, and at this time, his legs were actually not very numb.

But in front of everyone, under the caring gaze of his eldest brother, he seemed to have no choice.

He had to drag his hard legs and walk forward with difficult steps, even if his face was wrinkled, he had to smile with the performance: "Thank you, thank you." ”

In this way, he had to walk for 5 minutes to get out of the station that could have been completed in 1 minute, and forcibly dragged his legs to the exit of the station.

Out of the subway station, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and said to Wonton: "Wonton, this is called riding a tiger." ”

"!!" Wonton was able to get through at one point, his face was full of emotion, "Store manager, you are too hard, I understand, I completely understand." ”

At this moment, Zhou You felt that he might still be an educator.

……

Xianyu World, Chop Hand and Hades Emperor also sent seven or eight game introductions, which are worthy of the administrator's permissions.

Considering that this will be the first phase of heavyweight three-in-one handheld sales, Zhou You generously sent a two-hero lineup in the optional games, that is, Contra and Tetris, and the rest put three strange games that he had never played himself, and he integrated the introduction of 5 games and put them into the "Xiao Wang Le Poor" fish pond for public exhibition.

It's a pity that no one took a picture of the handheld of 2500 fish balls, this price seems to be too much, according to the feedback of the chopping hand, someone contacted him, saying that he could shoot 1500 fish balls, and the most reliable smuggling price is still 1450 fish balls.

There is no hurry to travel around, just let the chopping hand drag on for a few more days.

Before going to bed, after thinking about it, he still thanked Jian Mumu in very official terms, and Jian Mumu also said very officially that he would keep it secret for her.

Maybe I'm afraid that everyone will know that his family is a big man in the decoration industry and be annoyed, or maybe I don't like the feeling of being embraced, or I don't know how to face a man who has intentions for her?

At this time, Fan Feng's WeChat also came as promised: "I'll go, finally relieved, go home." How's it going today?"

"It's smooth. ”

"Did you brag about my wealthy family?"

"Well, blown. ”

"What does she say of me?"

"A boy who likes to read. ”

"Hahaha, I've only read three pages, and I really can't read it, but I'm willing to read it for her sake. Fan Feng said as he spoke, and the commotion came up, "You also know that although we have been single for many years, we always secretly like beautiful female classmates, although we can't say a few words, but at least we can meet every day." But in fact, it won't be long before the novelty passes, and I'll like the other one again, and I'll like several of them a year, and I feel like a scumbag. ”

"Don't say 'we', it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Hey, I'm a scumbag too, don't tell her. ”

"I, Nima, really want to tell her. ”

"Anyway, I'm serious this time, don't tear down my platform. ”

"I'm already putting my life on your feet. Zhou You had already typed out the second half of the sentence - "But I feel that you two are really not suitable, maybe the scumbag is your fate." ”

But after thinking about it, he still couldn't bear it.

Anyway, people like Fan Feng will change their minds in two days, forget it.