Chapter 1023 - The old lady is full of crotch water, and she is evil
Along the way, Liu Shiba's mood was quite comfortable, and although the expression on his face was still ugly, it was not difficult to see that he was still very happy in his heart. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although most of the people along the way respected Liu Shibai and his party, there were not a few who smiled and frequently showed their favor.
With a beautiful face, a tall black military uniform, and a back-to-ancient Mrs. Huan, she is especially warmly welcomed by the majority of male compatriots.
"Jingjinggou, this town is well run by you! You see that the people live and work in peace and contentment, and their temperament is simple.
What's even more rare is that it even followed your name. I remember that Zhang Sanfeng, the originator of Taoism, did not do this? His name is completely incompatible with Taoism. ”
Liu Eighteen had a ride or not, chatting with the smug landscape ditch.
As for the forty-seven people in his group, Liu Eighteen is confident that this old way can handle it, otherwise wouldn't he have been operating for so many years in vain?
"That's it! I don't look at how much effort Lao Dao has spent. ”
The landscape ditch is exposed, and hey hey responds.
Li Ergou behind Liu Shiba, at this time, a brisk stride came up, squeezed the landscape ditch to the side, and his face sank.
"Uncle Ergou, what's wrong?"
Liu Eighteen turned his head curiously.
"Young master, I don't feel right. ”
Li Ergou squinted, and his sharp eyes were secretly discharged around.
"Oh?"
Liu Shibai immediately became vigilant, to say that among the people who completely believed, Li Ergou and his wife were definitely in the top three, so his feelings and warnings Liu Shibai would not ignore them.
"Look at this small temple called the temple landscape, the evil gate, right? Look at the age of the high-walled glazed tiles, at least a few hundred years old, right? How old is this landscape ditch?"
Li Ergou cautiously stated his judgment.
Liu Eighteen's eyes flashed, he frowned secretly, and then stretched his brows and said with a faint smile:
"How old is my grandfather? On the surface, he is 100 years old, but in fact, it is immeasurable......"
Hearing this, Li Ergou nodded secretly and said:
"It's better to be careful, a demon Dao that has been operating here for hundreds of years is absolutely deep-rooted, and foreign forces are no different from eggs here. ”
Silently squeezed aside, his face was full of displeasure, and he squeezed over and said with a smile:
"That's right, Senior Brother Ergou, you also have a brain? Now that you're in my territory, the so-called strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, do you understand? I can teach you if you don't understand. ”
Li Ergou didn't make a sound with an angry face, and the cuihua who followed behind him, but the husband and the wife laughed with peach blossoms on their faces:
"It seems that the slap just now hasn't sobered you up......"
The sharply-worded landscape ditch instantly withered, and his hands snorted:
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the female benefactor has praised it falsely! Cuihua girl has always been specialized in fighting ground snakes, so the old Taoist slapped you in the ear very sensibly......"
Regardless of whether Jingjinggou is a true Taoist priest or a fake Taoist priest, there is no doubt that he is a Taoist priest, but there is one in Taoist classics:
"Cultivators must be strict with themselves, and it is strictly forbidden to dispute and entangle with women, and if the violator is thundered by the sky, the heavens will burn the nine worlds and three lives with immeasurable karma......
The brine points to the tofu, one thing drops one thing, I'm afraid this is the situation......
"Humph!"
Since climbing out of the space-time passage, Mrs. Huan, who has been silently breathing fresh air and never spoke, has been following Biling's side, but she snorted arrogantly:
"Living and working in peace and contentment may not be. ”
Liu Shibai turned his head curiously, he had always been curious about this mysterious woman with the profession of a wet nurse, and at this time he couldn't help but smile and asked:
"What do you think?"
Mrs. Huan raised her right hand lightly with a cold face, and a white jade-like finger in the depths pointed in a certain direction:
"Look ahead, there are also people who bow on the ground, and those who beg along the street are called Hanako - can this be called living and working in peace and contentment?"
Hearing this, the landscape ditch was also stunned at the same time, and said:
"Wouldn't it? The territory of the old road, and the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes who come to fight wild food and stick sticks?"
The two precious sons behind him, Half of the People, echoed at the same time:
"Daddy definitely didn't ......"
"No Dad Absolutely ......"
Hearing this, Jinggou rolled his eyes, covered his chest and said:
"Evil Obstacle ......"
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Hearing this, Liu Eighteen looked at Mrs. Huan's fingers......
At the bottom of the steps in front of the temple hall, there was indeed a group of idler-like guys, many of whom laughed and joked from afar:
"Sister, don't beg for food, go back with my brother to make sure you eat fragrant and spicy food. ”
"Hey, hey, Li Sanbao, you don't have to say the same thing, don't you?"
"Hehe, that's a must, otherwise what am I doing with her?"
"Get out of the way, don't be a slut!"
"That's it, look at this girl's pitiful ......"
Among them, there are also many good townspeople with a strong sense of justice......
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"Go up and have a look!"
Liu Eighteen said nothing, and the group silently followed him to the temple of the evil gate.
Walking closer, Qin Da volunteered to take three quick steps forward, three handfuls and two clicks to break away the crowd of onlookers and jokes, and make way for the weak Liu Shibai.
Feeling that someone came to the front again, a woman with a graceful figure lying on the ground, but with messy hair and a black mud face, looked up to the sky and screamed, earth-shattering......
"Miserable—ah!"
"Folks, fathers and fathers, okay! I'm so hungry that I can't breathe, so I have no breath left, so I ask for a bowl of porridge and a bowl of braised pork to beat my teeth and sacrifice ......."
Liu Eighteen shook his head and grinned:
"This meal is luxurious, and it's braised pork, it's strange!"
Looking at the woman in red on the ground, Liu Shibai couldn't help but feel a move in his heart, this voice ......
The two women behind Liu Shiba, Cuihua and Mrs. Huan, were overflowing with sympathy, and asked in unison:
"What's wrong with you, girl?"
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
And Liu Eighteen, at this time, his face was stunned, he stretched out his right hand in a daze, pointing at the woman on the ground, his face was flushed, and his mouth was closed but there was no sound......
The woman's mind on the ground was absolutely bright, and when she saw that a woman was sympathetic and spoken, her voice suddenly rose higher, and a miserable cry erupted:
The old lady came to the old crow's mouth from out of town, met three wandering ghosts, took out the only three cents, and asked the old lady if she was topped......
The old lady's mouth is crooked, they say that the old lady is pretending to be a liar; the old lady's mouth is deflated, they say that the old lady pretends to be a sister, and the old lady's pants are scraped and lying on the ground, so they praise the old lady is really delicious......
Seven tops and eight tops didn't enter the hole, but the old lady was covered with water in the crotch of her pants, if it wasn't for the next generation, how could the old lady suffer this crime?"
Farewell, Mrs. Huan, Cuihua heard this, and suddenly her expression froze and her face was stupid, and the three of them looked at each other, not knowing how to express the artistic conception in their hearts at this time......
Li Ergou, Qin Da, Solanta, and Meng Tianfang and others couldn't help laughing anymore......
The landscape ditch that came along with the breath just walked to him, and when he heard the words, his feet staggered, and it was dark in front of him, and he exclaimed:
"She's definitely not our town's ......"
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