050 Hahaha
Take combat hire as an example, most of them are missions issued by the low and medium demon levels to the upper planes, and occasionally accept support from the same level of planes, but the requirements for adventure levels are higher.
To put it bluntly, there is a kind of meaning of summoning the gods and sending justice from the heavens, of course, the energy is attenuated, I don't know how they calculate.
Humanities consulting is actually about the same, many of the task descriptions are to help show miracles, for example, traveling around can create a "worship wonton", the doctrine is to preach wonton, eliminate wontons, kill the copyists, there can only be wontons in the world, eating wontons is the only justice, anything else boiled with meat filling and soup is an evil infidel.
Then in order to attract people, in order to show the truth of his religion, he can ask Wonton to show some miracles, such as putting her on a high-voltage power line to show superpowers.
After letting everyone see the mythical ontology of Wonton, give Wonton a consultation fee to finish.
Of course, there are also some serious consultations occasionally, inviting bigwigs from other planes to come here to observe secretly, solve some problems, and provide some strategic thinking.
These two types of tasks are lucrative, but those who dock tasks have relatively high threshold requirements, not only to see the level of adventure, but also to look at past experience and praise, and it is basically impossible to take it around.
The third type is very easy to receive, in fact, it is the tourism reception, many people put forward their own travel or travel requirements here, hang out the fish balls or commodities they are willing to pay, if the reception party looks suitable, you can take the task and start trading.
Different from the crazy popularity of the demon-free plane in the commodity area, at the level of tourism, the demon-free plane is the least concerned, there are not many things that everyone expects here, and it will be very uncomfortable because of the decay of the magic power, which is probably the kind of "barren pain" that the grandmother said.
It's hard to understand when you travel around, they like Xiaobawang and Moutai so much, so laborious to buy, but it's better to come to the earth for a trip, just go into a restaurant and drink as much as you want, and go to an Internet café to explode?
Let's talk about this later, let's do a task first.
Swept around, there is only one task suitable for 280 fish balls, and the task is issued by a person named "Cloud Player", and the avatar is also a cloud-like thing, which looks very hardcore.
His request is also quite strange, as long as it is a plane he has not been to, he can stay for 5 minutes and leave immediately, without delaying the time of the administrator.
Zhou You clicked on the private chat: "Hello, I want to take your task, do you have time now?" ”
"Wait 5 minutes, busy. ”
"Oh. ”
After traveling around and swiping casually, and after looking at the deeds of others assisting the Alien Administrator to kill the Quartet and defend the world, the cloud player quickly replied.
"I've been waiting for a long time, I'm done giving birth hahaha. ”
Zhou You was very panicked: "Friend, is your wife giving birth......?" I'll look at other commissions. ”
"No, I'm alive. ”
“!?”
"I'm helping a creature give birth, this creature is so interesting, he can't give birth to himself, hahaha! The first time I saw a creature that couldn't give birth to himself, everyone helped each other to have a baby, I really want to give birth to you hahaha!"
"Friend, I don't have a big enough brain. ”
"Hahaha, I'll tell you about it. As soon as the cloud player chatted a few words, he brought people very happy, or very mentally retarded, and he quickly said, "I'm in a place where I can teleport now, can I visit?"
"Yes, but I told you in advance, you can only stay for five minutes, and only within the range of activities I requested. ”
"Okay, I'm just going to make a title achievement, and I'm still 50 short of a traveling plane. ”
"You've been to 49 planes? You're so bold. ”
"Hahaha, it's okay. ”
"Then I've taken the task?"
"Hahaha, please. ”
"Don't always hahaha. ”
"No, I spilled the amniotic water on the ground (Xianyu hints, there should be ambiguity here), hahaha. ”
Zhou You is not joking, his brain is really not enough, he can only pray that the cloud player will not bring the "amniotic fluid" over.
After accepting the task, Zhou You added friends and invited the cloud player to come to this plane, and the other party immediately accepted the invitation.
[System Prompt: Your friend "Cloud Gamer" is about to log in.] 】
This system prompt always feels a bit inconsistent, but surprisingly reasonable.
In short, although he only had contact with this cloud player for 2 minutes, Zhou You felt that he had been led astray, which made him a little worried.
Even the super fierce wonton, the grandmother who has not had sex for tens of thousands of years, the chattering or terrifying Hades Emperor, and the big sister who is chattering and cheating have not been able to lead Zhou You astray, but this cloud player seems to have a kind of brainwashing-level demonic nature.
With a nervous mood, I saw the teleportation stone circulate, the same as when the wonton came, a white cloud slowly grows, slowly forming the shape of a human being, turning into flesh and blood.
At the same time, his voice was heard.
"Hahaha, it's so itchy. ”
"How do I look?"
"It is said that some planes are very similar to when they generate bodies, do I look like them?"
The voice is getting clearer and clearer, this time it is a man's voice, and it is a little crispy, as if it is directly scratching your eardrum, and I can't tell whether it is uncomfortable or comfortable.
It's hard to imagine that an adult man could be so mentally retarded.
Soon, the form gradually took on a shape, looking about the same height as Zhou You, and as the bones and flesh formed, the appearance of the cloud player became clearer and clearer.
The eyes are a little small, the hair is a little messy, and the expression looks like a smile, but if you look closely, it seems that this face has grown into a smile by nature.
Is this handsome?
If the "funny face" is considered handsome.
Even if the body is not fully formed and cannot move, the newly formed face has already smiled: "Hey, don't look at me like that, am I naked hahaha." ”
Yes, he is indeed a naked man, unlike Wonton, he only has a strip of cloth around his crotch, and it seems that Xianyu is very provincial.
Zhou You tilted his head in annoyance: "Friend, don't laugh all the time, it's nothing funny." ”
"No way, I'll die if I don't laugh, hahaha. The cloud player moved his body, like a clown actor, the kind who is not very skilled, and when he found himself on the stone, he bowed slightly and stretched out his right hand to Zhou You in a friendly manner, "Help hahaha." ”
A squinting-eyed man suddenly appears, dressed in a sumo-wrestling strip of cloth, and reaches out for help in friendship.
If it was before, Zhou You would definitely call the police.
But now, he's accepted it, and it's pretty emotional.
"Then you'll have to keep laughing. "Traveling around also reaches out in friendship.
"Hahaha, fake, how can there be a plane that will die if you don't laugh, they must have died a long time ago, hahaha. The cloud player jumped to the ground with a smile and almost fell.
"It's not funny at all. "Zhou You chose to stay away from this naked man.
"If every joke is funny, then all jokes are not funny. After the cloud player stood firm, he moved his body in place, swayed left and right, and then subconsciously scratched his crotch: "Why is it so itchy here?
"Count...... Right. ”
"How long do I have to go?"
"Four minutes. ”
"Is it cool enough to go again?" the cloud player raised his eyebrows excitedly.
"Get out!"
"Hahaha. The cloud player laughed and said, "Store manager, why can't you make such a joke, hahaha." ”
"It's not a joke like yours, it's not serious, every word is a joke, it's going crazy. ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought everyone liked happy people. The cloud player suddenly took a deep breath, and his profligate expression was retracted, revealing an angular face full of classical sculpture beauty, which instantly became melancholy.
He slowly turned around, showed the mysterious smile in the painting, and extended his hand again: "Hello, I am a cloud, from the source plane, because this ID is registered, and I love to play, so I am called a cloud player." ”