Chapter 2 Conductors
"You mean this guy?" Zhu Jiujiu was stunned, and glanced at the man who was checking the ticket a little inexplicably, but it was the outfit of a normal conductor, and the accessories on his body were also complete, holding a small book and talking to a few passengers with a smile, and from time to time he also received the garbage on the passenger's table into the big black garbage bag he was carrying, it was a thirty-year-old middle-aged conductor who was liked, speaking of seniors, Zhu Jiujiu couldn't connect their circle with this man at all.
"If it was a senior, maybe there would not be such a place to be constrained. He Qi shook his head with a smile, pointed to the big garbage bag and said: "If you guess correctly, in addition to the garbage, there is also a set of clothes, if you accidentally meet other conductors, you have to rely on the clothes to cover up a thing or two, first say a few words to deal with the past, and then find a bathroom to put on a jacket as a passenger, or simply take advantage of the time to get off the train, choose this time to check the ticket, it is indeed too unexpected." ”
"Is there anything to deceive?" Zhu Jiujiu was confused when he heard this, and simply took out his sleeper car ticket and looked at it again and again, and said strangely: "It's just a ticket of more than 100 yuan, what can he do if he cheats it? Is it reimbursement? Besides, how can he deceive at this time?"
"Basically, it's okay to say that you want to exchange tickets. Li Bang smiled, glanced at the middle-aged conductor, and guessed: " Those who have sat in the sleeper car know that when sleeping at night, the conductor will come to change the ticket, as long as the ticket is handed over to the conductor, they will change a plastic brand to you, and when you are about to arrive at the station, the conductor will call people according to the station on the ticket, which is also counted as a small number of humanized services on the train, and it is also his only opportunity, although he does not have those plastic brands in his hands, but this appearance is not easy to doubt, and it is solved when the brand is used up and issued later. ”
From the direction he chose, after getting this sleeper ticket, he should go straight to the hard seat in front, after all, there are more than ten hours left for this train to the end, and those passengers who have not bought sleeper tickets for long-distance travel may be in need. He Qi took Li Bang's words and continued: "As long as he says that this is the refund of the passengers in front of him, he can sell it cheaper, and it is not difficult to make some money after collecting such a large number of tickets. ”
"Aren't you going to do something?" Zhu Jiujiu nodded, and when he looked at the man again, he saw a lot of flaws, although the uniform was decent, but it looked a little too fitting, and it didn't have the loose and loose general color feeling on the conductor on weekdays, this feeling was more like a tailor-made in the hands of the tailor, not to mention, the conductor saw Zhu Jiujiu staring at him intently, although he still had that smile on his face, but his eyes involuntarily avoided Zhu Jiujiu's gaze and looked at a piece, as He Qi said, this guy may really be a novice, an old bird who has really been in this circle for many years, where would he be afraid of a little girl's gaze?
"You stare at him like this, where does he dare to come and stretch out his hand, let's just watch a lively scene, people in their thirties, it's not easy to make up your mind to do this kind of thing, even if you make a move, it's just trying to cause trouble, accumulating good deeds, it's serious. ”
"What?" Zhu Jiujiu turned her head and stared at He Qi for a long time with a stunned face, she really didn't believe that this kind of thing was actually said by He Qi, on weekdays, it is more or less to take care of it, even if it is not to find the police, at least she has to come up with means to teach this person a lesson, but now Lai Yangyang's appearance really makes her unbelievable, she almost suspects that He Qi is talking nonsense by taking the wrong medicine today.
"It's not bad to make a small fortune, gather sand into a tower, expect to make a big one, if it doesn't work, then you have to look at the small one. At this time, Zhang Deli, who had been silent, stood up, the layout of the sleeper carriage was just to isolate the two rows of six small beds with a small table, it was daytime, several of them were sitting on the lower bunk and chatting, Zhu Jiujiu sat on the outside, and he could naturally see the man's actions, although Zhang Deli sat in the innermost seat, although he didn't see it clearly, but Ma Chengkong's obscene appearance on the opposite side really made him depressed, and he naturally didn't want to continue to sit here and guard an unpleasant person when he had an opportunity to move his body, so he stood up and said to Li Bang: "I heard that you have good skills, why don't you show your brother and me?"
"It's a bit of a victory, right?" Li Bang glanced at the man with a strange face, and said in a low voice: "He is a thief with a weak heart, and he is a novice, he will admit it in whatever game we do, and it is not easy to see him, they are all peers, let alone forcing each other?"
"It's just to test the water, where does it come from so much, at most, just pick it up high and put it down gently. Zhang Deli didn't care what mercy Li Bang felt, as soon as he thought of this guy colluding with that old thing, he felt that his very chic face was really underbeaten, and he snorted coldly and said: "If you can't help it, admit it early, it's too late to wait for him to come over." ”
"Can't I do it?" Li Bang was made to cry and laugh by Zhang Deli, earlier he had heard some words about this guy from Su Xing, and felt that he was both pitiful and sad, although he understood that this was just a radical general, but he couldn't admit it in front of people, so he thought about it and said to Zhang Deli: "There is a mobile phone bureau, I don't know, have you ever done it..."
"What a boring person. After Li Bang and Zhang Deli whispered a few words, Zhang Deli found a middle-aged conductor who didn't pay attention to the kung fu and ran out with his head covered, and then pretended to pass by from the end of the carriage and began to walk to the place where a few people were sitting, their time was just right, and now it is the time when the conductor finished collecting the ticket and lowered his head to walk to the hard seat car, the conductor was looked at by Zhu Jiujiu, and he trembled a lot in his heart, and wisely ignored a few of them directly, when he walked by Zhu Jiujiu's side, he heard Zhu Jiujiu's sigh, just when he was a little stunned and pondering, Zhang Deli naturally passed by him for a while, a moment later, The middle-aged conductor who had just walked a few meters away heard Zhang Deli exclaim: "Grandma, why is Lao Tzu's mobile phone missing?"
"There are thieves, there are thieves. Zhu Jiujiu shouted expressionlessly, this was discussed by a few of them, and after Zhang Deli shouted, he cooperated with one or two to make the appearance of the people's war, but the situation that Li Bang made was really boring, she didn't bother to make a scene, just screamed a few times dryly, but it was these few sounds, many passengers next to him were also scared enough, and they reached out to touch their wallets and mobile phones, the conductor's body trembled, but his feet did not stop, he himself also understood that if there was really a thief around here, the one who would come over might be the policeman on the train, and he couldn't run away from doing the case。
However, Zhang Deli didn't plan to give the middle-aged conductor this chance to get out, his eyes widened, and he stopped the conductor's way a few steps forward, shouting: "Wait, is it a thief to go so fast, Lao Tzu was still on the phone just now, why did I bump into your shoulder and the phone is gone, hurry up and take it out for Lao Tzu!"
"How could I take your mobile phone, I'm the conductor!" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, first with an expression of disbelief, and then said very nervously: "If you lose something, wait here first, I'll call you the police, sure, you can definitely find it!"
"If any of you have a mobile phone, lend me a call, if this phone is on him, it will definitely ring, my ringing is terrible!" Zhang Deli was angry, and he was about to take him out, where would he let him leave so easily.
After calling such a sentence, the second character in the script, Li Bang, appeared helplessly holding his mobile phone, of course he saw the ridicule in Zhu Jiujiu's eyes clearly, but now this situation is indeed no too brilliant means to use, for this, although he feels embarrassed, but still believes that even if He Qi makes a move, that's it, there is no preparation in a hurry, he can come up with this solution, it is already rare, Zhang Deli saw that Li Bang was actually a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but be more and more happy, his current situation can be called unlucky, can not be more unlucky, when people are unlucky, their temperament will become weird, Zhang Deli is like this, he is unlucky and unlucky to find some happy fun, although he also feels a little awkward in his heart to do this kind of unpopular little situation, but after seeing Li Bang's face, this awkwardness turned into excitement, and happily pressed the number, and sure enough, a roaring phoenix legend came out of the conductor's trouser pocket.
"What else do you have to say!" Zhang Deli triumphantly grabbed the middle-aged conductor and shouted: "Okay, the conductor turned out to be a skilled thief, let's go to your leader!"
"Big brother, big brother, it's not okay if I'm wrong!" After the middle-aged man was stunned for a while, he saw the expressions of He Qi and several people on the side crying and laughing, Zhu Jiujiu even stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, he was not a fool to come out and do this, and he immediately understood, knowing that he had met an expert, he couldn't help crying and begging in a low voice: "I give money, I give money!"
The conductor deliberately lowered his voice, coupled with the cover of the roar of the train outside, there are not many people who can hear it, but Chinese people like to watch a lively, as soon as they see something, everyone surrounds them, at this time Li Bang began to regret that he should not follow Zhang Deli to this troubled water, and hurriedly whispered a persuasion: "You have to spare people and spare people, look at it." ”
"Alright, you're in luck. Zhang Deli saw Li Bang begging for himself with a sad face, he couldn't help but feel better, nodded, took back his mobile phone and patted the middle-aged conductor on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "I just like to play pranks, don't take it to heart, hehe." ”