"What?" said my cousin, with a puffed up face, angry and shy, "Brother, what are you talking nonsense? Don't tease me. ”

It's strange that I don't flirt with you, as the saying goes, it's not as good as seafood, it's fun but it's not my cousin, my cousin is all by my side, how can I not play?

I reached out and grabbed my cousin's thin waist and squeezed the soft spot on her waist, and my cousin pouted and patted me, "Take it away." ”

I smiled at her, "Sister, why don't I reach inside your clothes and touch it?"

"Get out. The cousin sneered, but she wasn't really angry.

I looked up at the teacher, this class was a math class, the teacher was an old man with presbyopia, and seeing that he didn't pay attention to us, I said to my cousin, "Sister, you lie on the table, I have something to whisper to you." ”

My cousin fell on the table in disbelief, and I also fell down, and the two of them were facing each other, and I could even smell my cousin's fragrant breath.

"What whispers?" asked my cousin.

I put my hand back from her waist and saw that she was staring at me intently, so I slowly put my hand under the table and held it against her breasts.

"Ahh But snoring is different, I remember one time there was a student in the class who was snoring in class, and the teacher went to call him, and then the attention of the whole class was on him, and then the fucking started talking in his sleep again, "Ah, it's so cool, oh, Mom, you're so good." ”

Since then, there has been one more heartbroken person in this world.

I didn't want to be a joke in the class, so I lay on the table and kept whispering to my cousin, "Don't talk, don't talk." ”

My cousin didn't look like she was being questioned by the teacher, so I had to lie on my stomach and pretend to sleep, and after a while, the teacher continued to teach again, and I was overjoyed, and quietly stretched out my hand again, and then, I held the softest and most beautiful part of my cousin's body.

She was dressed very thinly, I used my hand to support her left Mimi, with the lesson of the last time, this time my cousin did not call out, but angrily let me go, I said: "Sister, you wear so sexy every day, and you don't let me touch it, I feel very uncomfortable, do you know?"

"If you're uncomfortable, you're going to touch me?" the cousin said angrily, "It's uncomfortable to go to the chicken by yourself, I'm not your girlfriend, and I'm not a young lady, why are you touching me?"

I immediately said nonsense: "Then you will be my girlfriend!"

"Really?" the cousin's eyes suddenly lit up.

I quickly took my hand back, and if my aunt knew about it, she would have beaten me to death! I quickly said it was just a joke, and went back to sleep on the table.

After class, I still didn't wake up, and then I didn't know who slapped me, I woke up from the dream, and suddenly became angry, damn, Lao Tzu just took off his cousin's clothes in a dream and woke me up, I swear, no matter who it is, Lao Tzu will give him some color to see.

But as soon as I looked up, I was dumbfounded, the person who photographed me turned out to be Liu Xiaomeng.

"Chen Song, hurry up and hand in your homework. Liu Xiaomeng's voice was very good, and my anger disappeared immediately.

"Homework, what homework?" I wondered, did the teacher assign homework?

Liu Xiaomeng said softly: "Chinese homework, the head teacher assigned it." ”

Oh my god, I haven't done my homework for three years in junior high school, and now someone actually asks me to hand in my homework, and it is so sudden, hey, I can't help but think of a poem: Life is sudden, it's really fucking. (Does anyone know the origin of this verse?")

I said to Liu Xiaomeng: "Is it okay if you don't hand it over?"

Liu Xiaomeng didn't laugh either, but still whispered, "No." ”

"Will it be okay to wait until we get it?"

Liu Xiaomeng said okay, and then went to accept other people's homework.

I took out a brand new homework book from my desk, turned around and asked Brother Grasshopper, "Brother, have you done your homework?"

The grasshopper said no, and I said, "Give me a notebook, and I'll make it for you." ”

Brother Grasshopper handed me a homework book, which is also brand new, why do you think we cherish books so much?

My cousin's homework has been done, and she has always studied more seriously, so I walked up to Li Hongliang with two homework books and slapped them on his desk, "Chinese homework, two copies, hurry up and do it for me." ”

After the homework was settled, Brother Grasshopper came to me awkwardly, "Brother Song, do you want to go to the toilet to smoke?"

I said, "What are you smoking? Aren't you going to pick up girls?"

Brother Grasshopper smiled, like a fool, I wondered, how can a big man who usually fights fiercely squirm and pinch when facing a girl? No, I have to help Brother Grasshopper become a real man.

"I'll go with you, go, go now. ”

Brother Grasshopper gave me a cigarette, to say that I usually give him cigarettes, and he has a better aura than me, so I always feel that he is my brother, but now, haha, I feel that I am his brother.

Bringing Brother Grasshopper to the third floor, I walked to the door and saw Ah Zhen sitting in the last row inside, but the miraculous thing was that within half a meter around him, it was empty, and there were no tables and benches, as if that position was specific to him.

He was leaning against the wall and smoking, and I shouted at him at the door, "Ah Zhen, come out!"

Ah Zhen lazily glanced over here, and when he saw that it was me, he walked out.

"What are you doing, didn't you tell you that Ye Lingfeng wasn't there?"

I said, "Ah Zhen, I'm not here to find Ye Lingfeng, I'm here to find a girl." ”

Ah Zhen asked, "Who?"

I pulled Brother Grasshopper over and asked him to point out which girl it was, and Brother Grasshopper looked inside the classroom and said to us, "That little girl with an apple face next to the window." ”

"Appleface?" I couldn't help but laugh, "Brother Grasshopper, you're so cute, really." ”

Then I said to Ah Zhen, "Could you please call him out?"

Ah Zhen turned back to the girl and hooked her fingers, and I realized that she was a short-haired girl, but she had a pretty good figure.

It turns out that Brother Grasshopper likes short-haired women, is it because short-haired women are neat and neat?

When the girl saw Ah Zhen hooking her finger at her, she immediately pointed at herself in flattery and asked, "Are you calling me?"

Ah Zhen nodded, and the girl ran over, and then Ah Zhen pointed to Brother Grasshopper and said to her, "He has something to do with you, you can talk to him." ”

"Oh. Not daring to disobey Ah Zhen's words, the girl walked up to Brother Grasshopper, "What are you looking for me?"

I saw the opportunity to act, and hurriedly said to Brother Grasshopper: "Go, go to the side and say, find a place where no one is around." ”

Then he winked hard at Brother Meng, and Brother Grasshopper understood what I meant, so he took the girl to the edge of the stairs.

"At this time, are you still in the mood to pick up girls?" Ah Zhen gave me a cigarette and smoked it at the door of the classroom.

I said: "Even if the sky comes down, you still have to pick up girls, picking girls is the top priority in life, and it is more important than life." ”

Ah Zhen took a puff of his cigarette and said, "You are quite interesting, why, don't you look for Ye Lingfeng?" I know where he is. ”