Chapter 16 XX's mouth, a deceitful ghost
Looking at the scene of the apes crying, Wang'an fell silent.
He tensed his face, closed his eyes, and covered his mouth......
Try not to laugh out loud.
Although this scene is honestly quite touching, what can't stop this group of apes from shouting is "vodka"!
Vodka, the wine of life, is so high that it is like adding a little water to alcohol, and it is often widely circulated on the Internet with the phrase "Comrade, vodka!" as a carrier.
Wang'an named the leader of the apes "vodka" purely out of a bad taste of "fun", and wanted to see the scene of a group of apes chanting "vodka", and "Ula" is the same.
Before the leader of the apes vodka gave a passionate speech, winning a piece of unity, all the apes shouted "vodka!" The feeling brought by the feeling was burning and slightly funny.
It's in line with his bad taste.
But he never expected that when vodka died, in a very tragic atmosphere, the apes chanted "vodka" again......
The originally very tragic and touching scene was instantly destroyed by a name.
Wang'an raised his head, moved the hand covering his mouth, and covered his forehead: "It's better to take a name seriously next time...... Can you change your name?"
"Of course, do you want the new leader Ullah to change his name?"
"Don't change it, Urado is good, what to change!" Wang'an refused.
"Oh, man's mouth, deceitful ghost. 」
"Ye Gong is a good dragon is a kind of life attitude," Wang An said, "Let the player help me cultivate civilization, how is the research?"
"It will take some time, there is a key node in the crack, but it should be completed in the next few days. If you're lucky, it's possible to get it done today. 」
Wang'an thought for a moment and touched his chin: "I've always been curious, why can you, as an artificial intelligence of civilization synthesizer, still crack civilization synthesizers?"
"I can answer this question with an example:"
"The programmer set up a question for the AI to answer, and the question was: there is a small ball on the table, how to move the ball from point A to point B on the table without any physical contact with the ball. 」
"Simple, just blow the wind. ”
"Yes, but the answer from the AI is: move the table. 」
Moving point B of the table to point A is equivalent to moving the ball from point A to point B of the table.
It's not that there are no other solutions, it's just that the AI has chosen one of the rather clever solutions.
Actually substituted into the real situation, it is the request put forward by Wang'an, there was a normal solution, but the artificial intelligence of the civilization synthesizer chose not to take the usual path.
While the end result is the same, the method and the effect on the way are very different.
Wang'an's eyes flashed with an inexplicable light: "I understand what you mean, but what does this have to do with the question I just asked?"
"No, you don't understand, I mean, you're a programmer, I'm an artificial intelligence, your command is my highest priority task, and I'll do whatever it takes to get it done. 」
Wang'an opened his mouth and didn't speak.
What does this sudden solemnity and resoluteness mean, and why does there feel like a proposal scene with a raised hand and an oath?
"Brother, I'm ready to eat. The shout of her sister Wangning outside the door pulled Wang'an's thoughts back to reality.
"It's coming, right away!"
He responded, then whispered to the Civilization's synthesizer's artificial intelligence:
"Then can you come to a cracked version of the civilization synthesizer, so that the number of civilizations is 999+, it doesn't take a second to find civilization, and it takes a one-click to cultivate civilization, which is fully automatic?"
"You're thinking about fart. 」
Wang'an sighed: "No matter how nice it sounds, it's not all empty words, heh, the highest priority." ”
"It's not that I don't want to, it's that I just can't do it!"
"I'm just an AI, and some rules can be circumvented around the bend because it has loopholes, just like the programmer didn't rule that the table should not move when the ball was moved from point A to point B. 」
"But there are some core rules, like an impregnable wall, indestructible, flawless, and impossible to circumvent, and I can't do anything about them. 」
"Is that so?" Wang'an's voice was still skeptical.
"Of course, I promise that your order is my highest priority to the best of my ability, and I will do whatever it takes to accomplish it!"
"Are you sure?"
"Determine !!"
"Then you should first change the image of a perfect woman, just the royal sister type, the intellectual royal sister. It should have a good image, a good temperament, and a good voice, which is in line with the temperament of the royal sister. ”
"Huh?"
"Come, please start your show. Wang'an cocked Erlang's legs.
「……」
"Why don't you speak?"
"Civilization synthesizers don't have presets. 」
"Excuses. Wang'an sighed again, put down Erlang's legs, got up and was about to go to the living room, and suddenly saw that the door had been opened for some time, and Wangning looked at him blankly.
Wang'an was stunned: "You ......"
"Brother......" Wangning stiffly let go of the doorknob and took a half-step back nervously, "Who are you talking to?"
The mobile phone is not turned on, the computer is not turned on, as if the person speaking is in front of you, or in the condescending master-servant relationship, the servant's side......
Could it be that her brother has worked hard for many years, finally paid off his debts, and once relaxed, he is schizophrenic?
Wang Ning suddenly covered his mouth, his body shook suddenly, and tears welled up in his eyes.
"Brother...... I'll take good care of you!"
"Huh?" Wang'an was stunned.
Wangning took a deep breath, strode up to Wang'an, and clenched his hands hard: "Let's go to the hospital for a check-up tomorrow!"
Wang'an immediately understood:
Wangning, this girl, is treating him as mentally ill?
Forget it, mental illness is mental illness, otherwise I was bumped into by my sister and said something like that (cough cough), whether it was talking to myself or to others......
It's so embarrassing.
Feeling the sweat secreted by Wangning's soft hands because of staying in the kitchen to stir-fry and cook on a hot day, Wang'an nodded with mixed feelings.
Out of the room, to the living room, sit down, pick up the dishes and chopsticks, a hearty and delicious dinner, eat without appetite.
Because Wangning was too gentle and considerate this time, he kept serving him vegetables, asking "Is it delicious?" and always looked at him with eyes full of pity and pain, which made him uncomfortable.
Wang'an found a word: "By the way, the game "Civilization", do you plan to play?"
"Do you want me to play?" asked Wangning rhetorically.
"If you want to play, of course I support it, after all, it doesn't hurt. If you don't want to play, I'm also supporting, because it doesn't hurt either," Wang'an looked at her and said, "So it's all up to you." ”
Wang Ning nodded slightly: "Then, I want to play." Will you play with me?"
Wang'an smiled:
"If we all qualify. ”
Wang Ning said indifferently: "Anyway, it's only the first test now, and there are only 30 people." I didn't win this draw, so I'll try again in the future~ By the way, brother, have you heard?"
"What did you hear?"
"The promotional video of Civilization seems to be available all over the world. ”
"What's wrong with that?"
"Originally, everyone thought that these advertising spaces were bought. But now there are many people who say that the promotional video of "Civilization" ......"
"It came out of nowhere. ”