Chapter 498: Difficult to get along with Chaotic logic
Turning off the computer, unplugging the USB flash drive and putting it in his pocket, Jiang Yeling turned around and asked, "Where did you come from?"
"On the dead man. Jiang Ming rubbed his eyes and replied honestly.
"Name. However, Jiang Yeling felt that he was very dishonest.
"Nidok. "Jiang Ming is really honest now.
"You know, I know. Jiang Yeling nodded at him.
Jiang Ming nodded, indicating that he understood.
Jiang Yeling got up and walked to him, pulling the placket with a slightly larger hole, "When you go out in the future, remember to take care of it, if you come to the imperial capital like this, you will be embarrassed to your aunt." What you know is that you are sloppy and unkempt, and those who don't know think that our Jiang family is bankrupt. ”
Don't you know how your clothes are torn?
Thinking about what happened not long ago, Jiang Ming's heart was extremely sour, this little aunt was too heavy, and pulling him out of the car was a violent beating, how much effort was there.
It's not that he doesn't want to fight back, it's not that he doesn't dare, he just didn't find a chance, he was suppressed from beginning to end, whether it was speed or strength, or adaptability, the little aunt was too much stronger than him, such a powerless opponent, in the past and in this life, there is only such one.
What else can you do besides getting beaten?
"Am I not right?" Jiang Yeling stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "You actually look at me like this." ”
"You're right, I'll pay attention next time. Jiang Ming saw the opportunity very quickly, and if he didn't give in at this time, the clothes on his body were not as simple as breaking a few big holes.
Jiang Yeling looked at him and didn't speak.
Jiang Ming hurriedly squeezed out a very bright and sincere smile, although it was a little fake, but attitude was the key.
Glancing at him, Jiang Yeling stepped aside, took out a set of clothes from the closet and threw it to him, "Fortunately, I was prepared, hurry up and change into it." ”
What is this? Sweet dates after the sticks?
It's so sweet!
Jiang Ming put on his clothes and pulled hard, but he couldn't cover his body tightly, "Little aunt, can I do it in a different way?" ”
"......" Jiang Yeling walked over to pull his clothes and complained, "Why are you growing again, the last time I saw you, the size was not like this." ”
Which last time?
Jiang Ming wanted to ask, because when he got on the plane a few days ago, he was bored and measured his weight - obviously two pounds lighter!
"Don't say it, it's pretty sturdy. Jiang Yeling patted him on the chest, "Just show it like this, it will definitely attract girls." ”
"Spring hasn't arrived yet. Jiang Ming reminded that at this temperature, it is really not suitable to show too much.
"How did I hear that you are full of peach blossoms, and you can't live anymore. Jiang Yeling glanced at him with disdain, just this greedy and insufficient, and it would not be wronged to practice twice.
Is it that hard to tune into a channel?
The damn generation gap!
Jiang Ming patted his forehead and found a statement that she could accept. "It's going to be a shame for you to go out like this. ”
"I'm not afraid. Jiang Yeling behaved very calmly.
You just didn't say that!
I'm afraid I can't do it?
Jiang Ming changed his words again, "What if they joke that you can't buy clothes?"
"Who dare!" Jiang Yeling raised his eyebrows.
......Jiang Ming had no choice but to admit it, "Then can I leave?"
"Don't want to be with my little aunt?" Jiang Yeling's face sank again.
Jiang Ming hurriedly shook his head, slow is a curse!
"Want to fool around with fox friends and dogs?" Jiang Yeling asked again, although his tone was still cold, his face looked a lot better.
Jiang Ming nodded, although there was a suspicion of self-defilement, it was better than finding other excuses.
"No, with this thing in your hands, how to stand on the side is no longer a problem. But now is not the time to take it out and use it, you have to wait. Jiang Yeling glanced at him, "Good things have to be used on the blade, I don't need to teach you." ”
"It's up to you. Jiang Ming can see it, he doesn't want to run today.
"That's good. Jiang Yeling praised him, "Let's go, follow me to a place." ”
In addition to following honestly, Jiang Ming seems to have no other choice.
"Turn left ahead...... Turn right at the next junction. Jiang Yeling took the trouble to point out the driving directions.
"Why don't you use navigation?" Jiang Ming asked curiously.
"Navigation is a liar, I can't believe it. Jiang Yeling's answer came from a previous trip to the mountain city, when she was so angry that she vomited blood, and she never believed it since.
The little aunt is also a person with a story! Jiang Ming thought secretly, and then under her command, after more than an hour of trekking, she finally drove into a small manor.
The manor is far from the main house of the six major families in Minghai, and it is far from the Tong family, except that it is more spacious, it has no characteristics, if it is not for the fact that the house is built quite chic, it is no different from the farm compound.
"What kind of place is this?" Since there was no scene to see, and no other voices could be heard, Jiang Ming had no choice but to ask directly, otherwise he really didn't know what the little aunt was pulling him here for.
"Practice room. Jiang Yeling said lightly.
Haven't had enough?
Jiang Ming touched his somewhat bruised eyes, "With my ability, I'm afraid I can't be a sparring partner." ”
"Breath!" Jiang Yeling could see his heart at a glance, "People can fail, but they can't admit defeat, just like you are now, they don't bother to beat you." ”
"Really?" Jiang Ming's eyes lit up.
Boom!
Jiang Yeling kicked him away and strode towards the main hall, "Get up and keep up." ”
My little aunt is a woman after all!
Jiang Ming patted the soil on his body and quickly followed.
Passing through the main hall, there is a small living room at the back, and on the right side of the small living room there is a narrow door that only allows one person to pass through. Entering the door, the narrow stairway spirals down, walked about a thousand steps, only to see a stone cave-like Yongdao, walked along the Yongdao for three or four hundred meters, and suddenly opened up in front of you, it is actually a natural grotto.
Jiang Yeling pointed to the waterhole below and said, "Jump down." ”
Jiang Ming glanced at it, "I took a shower when I came." ”
Boom!
Poof!
As an elder, Jiang Yeling didn't talk nonsense to him, and directly kicked him into the pool.
"Shhh ”
"It's good for you to soak for a while, and at your current level, it's really lucky that you didn't die outside. Jiang Yeling sat down on the stone pier on the side.
Jiang Ming felt that his blood was about to coagulate, and his stamina was gradually improving.
"Why don't you come down and soak for a while?" Jiang Ming asked with a warp of teeth, isn't it better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone!
"Even eat my little aunt's tofu?" Jiang Yeling ran the wrong channel again.
"......" is too powerful, so Jiang Ming doesn't know what to say.
"Little aunt, what level are you now?" Jiang Ming began to have nothing to say, otherwise his brain would be frozen.
"Major General. Jiang Yeling did not refuse to chat with him.
"I'm asking you about your kung fu. Jiang Ming wailed in his heart, when will the two of them be synchronized?
"What do you mean?" Jiang Yeling didn't seem to understand.
"I don't know very well, I heard that the martial arts are divided into heaven and earth, and what ABCD is the military, and each level has upper, middle and lower, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Jiang Ming felt so tired, just find a topic, and there were so many questions.
"I don't know. Jiang Yeling gave an irresponsible answer.
How can we talk about this?
Jiang Ming felt that he must have killed too much evil in his previous life, so he put such an aunt on the stake - what a sin!
"Those ratings are all made up by boring people, and the fart is not useful, so you should study these less in the future and put your mind on business. Jiang Yeling saw through his mind and couldn't help but educate.
"I just want to know how good you are. Jiang Ming muttered quietly.
"Is there a difference between being able to kill you once and being able to kill you a hundred times?" Jiang Yeling explained to him in another way.
Perhaps the only difference is that I can't die a hundred times.
Jiang Ming nodded, indicating understanding. Their aunts and nephews are all practicing killing techniques, a little stronger and much stronger, there is no difference at all, because that point is enough to kill you!
"Do you know the battle between MMA and Tai Chi a few days ago?" Jiang Yeling took the initiative to chat with him.
"You know, it's boring. Jiang Ming commented.
"I'm not stupid yet. Jiang Yeling looked like you were still saved, "Tell me, where is the boredom?"
"It's always just a matter of dividing people into strong and weak, where does kung fu come from, right and wrong. Jiang Ming said.
"Yes, even elementary school students who play games know that there are only the strongest players, not the strongest professions, but they don't understand, and they are arguing about where all day long, it's really boring to go home. Jiang Yeling smiled disdainfully.
"Little aunt, you are a martial artist, why don't you correct your name for Chuanwu?" Jiang Ming asked curiously, this didn't seem to fit her character.
"Say it like you're not. Jiang Yeling pouted, "What they are fighting for is practicality, how can I correct my name and kill all those people? ”
"Then why are you mentioning this?" Jiang Ming asked puzzledly, is it also useless to find words?
"I just wanted to talk to you about practicality. Jiang Yeling looked at him, "What kind of kung fu do you think is practical?"
"I was able to keep myself alive. "Jiang Ming is very real, among thousands of troops, he can kill the enemy and survive, it is good kung fu, who cares what he practices?
"That's it. Jiang Yeling agreed with his statement, "In troubled times, people practice martial arts to survive, because they can kill people and protect themselves from being killed." Nowadays, people practice martial arts in order to survive, because they can strengthen their bodies. If you want to fight and kill people, you will go to jail. ”
Speaking of this, she sighed softly, "It's just like we are in troubled times, we don't dare to relax for half a minute, because death is always very close to us, and we want to protect too much." ”
With great power comes great responsibility?
Jiang Ming was confused when he heard this.
"Many young people don't understand why there are still old people who want to believe that those masters are so fake, and why there are so many fake health products that sell fake health products, why they can always be popular...... Because they all feel that death is far away from them, even if it comes sooner or later, it will be a long time, so far away that they can ignore it. Jiang Yeling stood up, "And for a person who can die at any time, but doesn't want to die, any straw must be grasped, even if it is known to be fake...... Do you think I'm too far away?"
Jiang Ming nodded vigorously, but it was also good to listen to her nonsense, at least it wasn't so cold.
"To live by any means is what I want to tell you, because only by living can there be infinite possibilities...... Do you want to know when people can burst into their maximum potential?"
"When the crisis is high. ”
"Wrong, it's when you face death. ”
Call!
She slapped it with one palm!