Chapter 8 A skill

Waiting for Yan Da Fat Man to take Xiao Qiangzi and Ma Chengkong Zhang Deli out of this small courtyard, after getting on the road, a conversation finally made Yan Da Fat Man feel that Zhang Deli's ability is really a bit good, speaking of which, this is still the credit of the yellow-faced eldest sister, the yellow-faced eldest sister has never missed the game, she has always won other people's money, and she has never seen others win her money, so Yan Da Fat asked curiously:" I said Brother Zhang, I heard Jiu Gu say that when you moved the steel hammer on her billiards, you didn't do anything, it was right in the center of the ball, why did she go down with a pole and knock the steel hammer away?"

"Little tricks, little tricks. Speaking of the smug thing, the unhappiness on Zhang Deli's face disappeared, and he said smugly with a cigarette in his mouth:" Her game, the key is how to put the steel trowel, if it is placed in the center, after the ball is played, the steel hammer will fall into the circle she draws, if it is a little outside, then you have to fly out, this bureau is called the ring, it turns out that when I mixed the street, I played a few times, but a small bet can also be pleasant, can not make a lot of money, simply do not play, a look at her to play this, I itched for a while, then followed the play of a game, she also thought that I was on the set, let me try to play, and the first time the steel hammer is put well, waiting for the real gambling time, it will be crooked for me, I myself is coming over naturally there is no problem, as for her later steel hammer, I took advantage of her inattention, and smeared saliva on the place where the billiards came into contact below, and it looked straight when I put it on, in fact, there will be a sticky effect in the past, which is no different from putting it crooked, small meaning, small meaning. ”

"It's high, it's really high!"

Listening to Zhang Deli say this, Yan Da Fat finally has a bottom in his heart about the sale of the house, don't look at Yan Da Fat Man can see the thief appearance of Zhang Deli and Ma Chengkong, but that is also because he eats the food cooked by the yellow-faced eldest sister every day, and watches her abduct and deceive every other day, but the understanding of deception is also based on the countryman jumping god, after all, the interlacing is like a mountain, he is essentially a paparazzi, where do you know these ways, as soon as this admiring expression came out, Zhang Deli became more and more proud, seeing that there were balloons sold on the side of the road, he took out two tickets and bought a few, and then said to Yan Da Fat: "The two of us, that's not to fight, not to know each other, this meeting, there is nothing to get your hands on, just teach you a skill, and you can eat in the future, isn't this all about having a skill to be around. ”

"Okay!" Yan Da Fat Man had the intention to learn two tricks, so he hurriedly nodded, looking like he was learning with an open mind.

"Come, I'll give you a balloon, and I'll take a balloon. After Zhang Delishe gave Yan Da Fat a balloon, he took out the lighter, and then said: "The two of us, just compete, the rule is to use this fireboat to bake the balloon, regardless of the outer flame or the inner flame, burn it, see who has the longest time, and the one with the longest time wins." ”

"Is this okay?" Yan Da Fatty's eyes widened in astonishment, staring at the balloon in his hand and couldn't help pinching, feeling that this rubber thing was really fragile, so he said a little hesitantly: "This thing can be fried at a point, it's not good to calculate the time." ”

"Burn you, I'm sure I'll be longer than you. Zhang Deli smiled, waved his hand and stuffed the lighter, and watched the excitement with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Okay, I'll try. Yan Da Fat Man had no choice but to hold the balloon with one hand, and then tilt his head, stretch out his other hand to light the lighter as far as he could crooked, and send it to the balloon with trepidation.

"Alright, it's my turn, look at you. After Zhang Deli laughed enough, he first ripped off the rope on the balloon, blew the balloon, and then ran to a faucet on the side of the road, poured a lot of water into it, and blew two breaths into it to make the balloon round, then he smiled and carried the balloon over, turned on the lighter, and roasted it in a good way. ”

"Lao Yan, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you are not afraid to go all over the world, this sentence is very reasonable!" Zhang Deli laughed, and said the words that the old man at home had taught him back then, seeing that Yan Da Fat Man still didn't understand a little, he couldn't help but feel that he was too tall, and he learned from the old man and said seriously: "This trick is physics, if you fill it with water, it won't be able to burn." ”

"What kind of atmosphere is blowing nonsense, it's not a trick, I don't think it's any different from Jiugu dancing the gods. Don't look at Yan Da Fat's face full of surprise, he sincerely wants to learn some skills, but Xiao Qiangzi is not so easy to fool, after all, young people are arrogant, and they feel that this kind of trick is really a bit off the stage, so they can't help but sneer: "If you have the ability to get money before you show some people, then you can call a skill to the world without worrying, what is this?

"Want to know what a skill is?" Zhang Deli was happy when he heard it, his eyes were dripping and he came up with a lot of bad ideas to prepare to toss this unconvinced little qiangzi, although the little qiangzi said hard, but when Zhang Deli performed just now, his eyes were always staring closely, where can this thing escape Zhang Deli's eyes, you must know that being a liar is not something that anyone can do, at least it is an observation, observing each other's every move all the time, and then figuring out human nature, that is the key to the scam, so there is no good and bad situation in this world, and there is no difference between old street tricks and high-tech new tricks, the only important thing is always human natureOf course, no desire is impossible, the monk is forced not to love women, but he also has to eat.

With this basic principle, Zhang Deli saw things from Xiao Qiangzi's actions, he didn't look down on Zhang Deli's trick, but the huge contrast between ideals and reality made him unhappy, young people, it is a common thing to be ambitious, this kid started with the kind of ability to deceive thousands of people in a few words, but later, when he heard that it was actually a balloon, he was angry and provoked, so after touching this temper, Zhang Deli asked such a question very sincerely and sincerely: "Want to know what a skill is?"

"Yes!" the little strong man nodded without thinking about it.

"Then I'll teach you a way to cheat money!" Zhang Deli continued to say sincerely and seriously.

"Okay!" the little strong man was overjoyed, and his head nodded like pounding garlic.

"Then you take a few 100-yuan tickets first, and I'll show you. Zhang Deli said with a smile and kindness.

"No problem. Xiao Qiangzi, who had great expectations, did not hesitate to take out the seven hundred yuan he got from Zhang Deli and put it in Zhang Deli's hand, his eyes were round, and he stared at Zhang Deli without moving, but after Zhang Deli took the money, he stuffed it into his arms very chicly, but began to smoke with a small tune.

"Hey, aren't you going to teach me to cheat money?" Xiao Qiangzi, whose eyes were sour, couldn't help blinking, and asked with some puzzlement.

"Yes, I've already taught you, you've been cheated out of seven hundred yuan by me, hahahaha. Zhang Deli finally couldn't help laughing.

"You liar!" The red-faced and hot little Qiangzi was out of anger, and jumped up all of a sudden, looking at Zhang Deli and Ma Chengkong's faces full of surprise, especially Ma Chengkong, he couldn't help but slap his face and sighed: "I can't imagine that a person can jump so high, it's just... A rabbit. ”

"I'm not a rabbit..." Xiao Qiangzi, who didn't bring a tool knife and didn't have a dozen fierce partners to follow, wanted to punch this big guy, but unfortunately, his very smart mind quickly stopped him from thinking that he was not very smart, Ma Chengkong is a big man, and it is indeed not something that a half-grown child like him can deal with, even in the matter of eating, as a half-sized rice bucket that can eat Lao Tzu to death, he is not sure that he can steadily win over Ma Chengkong, who is as high as one meter nine and is like a giant bear, so, as a child who is not very big, his eyes are actually a little red, but the insistence of being a man in his heart still makes him try to widen his eyesand do not let the tears fall.

"A rabbit with red eyes. Ma Chengkong looked at the watery little strong son so curiously.

"Ma Chengkong, you are really brainless, rabbits are about them!" Zhang Deli saw that this kid actually shed tears, and he was a little embarrassed in his heart, and he chatted with Yan Da Fat Man on the way, and he generally knew what the situation was, in general, he still wanted to help Yan Da Fat Man and a group of people, don't look at Zhang Deli's usual bad ideas, but people in this world, how do you know whether it is bad or good, just as Yan Da Fat Man is a paparazzi to shoot people's privacy just for the children under his hands, although he Zhang Deli is not tall and obscene, but he can also be upright and upright, and he is embarrassed, so he started to compensate for this kid's thoughts, rubbed his hands and asked: "Do you have any enemies or anything, I'll teach you a trick on the spot!"

"There is this!" Xiao Qiangzi was happy when he heard it, and shouted without hesitation: "Chow Tai Fook, that animal, the sky thundered!"