Chapter 40: The Mighty Wade Wilson
Deadpool Wade, dressed in a red and black uniform and carrying two long knives, cleared his throat on a simple platform made of discarded wooden crates. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He held a megaphone in his hand, and around him were a dense circle of reporters. There are reporters from the Daily Clarion, as well as Fox New York News and ABC outlets.
More onlookers stood on the periphery holding up their mobile phones to record videos. Among them, there are some anchors who have great appeal on the Internet, and some have even turned on the signal of the live video room. Even if you are facing expensive 4G data fees, you have to start live broadcasting.
For these anchors, the audience in the room is the parents of food and clothing, and every melon seed or fish ball they give away is the anchors' income. Not to mention those tyrant bosses who brush rocket plane sports cars, that is their own father.
As for why these people are watching Wade, or even doing live broadcasts with traffic, the reason is very simple, the opposite side of Wade is S.H.I.E.L.D. And Wade was having a huge sign next to him.
The sign was sprayed with red paint with a few striking words. "S.H.I.E.L.D. embezzled and swallowed money, and the little mercenaries swallowed their anger. "Well, why does this sign feel wrong? But when you think about it, it doesn't seem to be wrong.
To put it simply, it's a story about unpaid migrant workers fighting unscrupulous real estate~ cough, it's a matter of a professional mercenary collecting debts from S.H.I.E.L.D.
S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't know if it's bad luck this year, it encountered Hydra at the beginning of the year, then it was the S.H.I.E.L.D. prison rampage, then the headquarters fell in, and the Helicarrier fell again.
These things have pushed S.H.I.E.L.D. to the forefront of public opinion, and it has finally stopped for a few days, and now Wade has specially contacted the TV station to break the news about S.H.I.E.L.D.'s salary arrears, which has once again pushed S.H.I.E.L.D. to the forefront.
Yes, there is nothing wrong with that. The person who broke the news to the TV station that S.H.I.E.L.D. owed money, and sent emails to the anchors of major live broadcast platforms, telling them that there would be big news at the door of S.H.I.E.L.D. today.
Debt is a science, and debt collection is even more of a science. Wade, who has been in the mercenary industry for a long time, has long been well versed in this, and when dealing with a regular organization like S.H.I.E.L.D., which is a regular organization on the surface of the government, he will naturally use corresponding means to collect debts.
Of course, this method of debt collection will only be used when it is found that the common means such as pouring manure and spraying red paint on the welding door will not be fruitless to the debtor.
Now all the cameras and mobile phones in the audience have been pointed at Wade. For today's action, Wade also deliberately put a black suit over his red and black tights uniform and also tied a bow tie for himself.
"Hey~ audition, audition, Deadpool is a handsome guy. Wade was holding his megaphone to adjust the volume.
Within S.H.I.E.L.D., Ciel has also received a report from his subordinates. The farce that Deadpool is now going on on outside S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Can you arrest him?" Hill felt a great headache, and she suddenly felt that it was better to let Nick remain the captain and be the lieutenant herself.
"I'm afraid the director is not easy to handle, there are too many reporters on the scene. It's easy to provoke a bigger conflict. The agent in charge of reporting was also helpless.
At the scene outside S.H.I.E.L.D., Wade began his protest by standing on a simple platform with a sign and a megaphone in his hand.
"S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are shameless scoundrels and deceive the righteous hearts of weak mercenaries. After people are beaten to death, they are in arrears of commissions and refuse to pay. ”
"S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Hawkeye Barton didn't take his word. After the promised commission could not be fulfilled, he abandoned his home, and threatened to splash feces on my residence if he continued to collect debts, and sprayed red paint on my residence as a threat!" Wade held a sign on a simple platform to circle around the camera, so that the cameras of major TV stations could catch it.
While also using a loudspeaker to say loudly. And he shouted his own slogan for this. And while talking, he cried, and there was a feeling of being cornered by S.H.I.E.L.D. with tears in his eyes.
"Large departments don't pay back the money they owe, and weak mercenaries have hard work. Murder and arson, villains get rich, chivalrous heroes starve. ”
And with the recording of the camera, the image and slogan about Deadpool Wade also instantly spread all over the United States. Hawkeye Barton, who was hiding in Rogers' house, heard Deadpool speaking on TV and felt like vomiting blood.
"It's me!it's me!it's me!" Barton was a little angry. "It's me who gets sprayed with feces and welds and paints, it's me who gets homeless!
The three Rogers looked at him sympathetically, but nothing could be done. After all, when social news is broadcast, government departments are naturally given a strong position, as long as they confront the government, they are vulnerable groups who deserve sympathy.
On the private jet of the Osborne Group, Li Jie and the other three people, who had already flown from the East Ocean to the United States, also saw the news.
Poof~!Seeing Wade's speech in the news, Li Jie couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of Coke. And Harry and Peter were also blinded.
"S.H.I.E.L.D. is on bad luck. Harry was silent for a long time before speaking in a low voice.
"That's what Asians say about the bad year. Peter silently made a stab.
"Hawkeye is probably going to have a hard time in the future. "The object of Li Jie's mending knife is more specific.
At S.H.I.E.L.D., a Fox New York News reporter climbed up the improvised high platform and pointed the microphone he was holding at Wade.
Reporter: "Hello Mr. Deadpool, that's your nickname?" ”
Wade: "Yes. ”
"How much does S.H.I.E.L.D. owe you in salary?"
"A million. ”
"You're an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
"No, I'm a mercenary. Specifically responsible for solving things that S.H.I.E.L.D. can't solve. ”
"For example?"
"For example, the last time a prisoner escaped from a S.H.I.E.L.D. prison, Agent Hawkeye Barton approached me and promised me a million dollars to help solve the problem. Wade said as he lowered his head and sighed.
Although his uniform and mask made it difficult to see his appearance, his tone had taken on a crying tone. "A million dollars may seem like a lot, but under U.S. tax law, I still have to pay 45 percent in taxes. ”
"You're saying that you put your life against the supervillains for a million dollars, and you have to pay a lot of taxes to the U.S. government?" the reporter keenly captured the explosion point in Wade's words.
"Yes, I have always been an honest, law-abiding, good, and righteous American citizen. Wade lowered his head and wiped the mask on the socket with his hand, and it looked like he was in tears.
"Paying taxes is my birthright. ”
"Even if this money is so dangerous, what you are doing is saving the city, and the government is taxing you?" the reporter continued to cling to the blast point.
"Yes, paying taxes is the duty of every good citizen, and I never shirk it. Wade's tone sounded like it was true.
In front of the TV, Barton was already on the verge of a cerebral hemorrhage. "He's lying! When did he pay taxes on commissions! It's something that the industry knows!"
"But the general public doesn't know it, they're not in the industry. Natasha couldn't help but hug Barton from behind, and her tone was filled with an indescribable sympathy.
On the plane, Li Jie, who was watching the news through satellite signals, also gasped and couldn't help but scream. "It's too cheap, it's too cheap, it's too shameless. ”
At the scene of S.H.I.E.L.D. Wade's interview continues. Only Wade was heard to continue. "It is my supreme honor to shed every drop of blood for this country. ”
"Originally, even if S.H.I.E.L.D. and Agent Patton didn't give me this commission, I didn't really care. Wade's tone was unusually low.
As a seasoned journalist, he quickly discovered clues that Wade's words could follow. "So what made you choose to do it this way?"
"Because I am a patient with a serious skin disease. I need this money for follow-up treatment for my condition. And I have several other patients who have the same income, and I have always been responsible for their medical expenses. ”
But Hawkeye Button withheld the money, and he refused to pay the life-saving money in various ways. ”
As he spoke, Wade lifted the sleeves of his uniform, revealing the cranky and uneven skin underneath the uniform, as if it had rotted.
Although it was disgusting to watch, all the TV cameras gave Wade a close-up.
"He's lying! He's not a skin disease!" Barton felt like he was about to collapse.
And Li Jie, who was on the plane, couldn't help but applaud Wade, oh my God, this guy shouldn't be a mercenary, he should be a marketing man! He knows too well how to arouse the emotions of the audience in front of the TV.
The American audience who is now watching this show has exploded, and the online crowd is outraged.
Netizen A: "See! This is what happens to the patriots of this country." Pay taxes in accordance with the law and contribute to the country. After being riddled with injuries and illnesses, he is still owed wages, and the United States is hopeless!"
Netizen B: "I said ten years ago that the United States is terminally ill, but there are still people who don't believe it. ”
Netizen C: "Upstairs is wrong, since the collapse of the Soviet Union, the country has begun to decline." Hey, save money to immigrate. I plan to save a sum of money and immigrate to Australia in two years. ”
Netizen D: "God destroys America!"
Netizen E: "S.H.I.E.L.D. must give this righteous mercenary an explanation!"
Netizen F: "Hawkeye Barton must be punished by the law!"
Netizen G: "That's right! Those who support sanctions against Barton, please like it later." The post was instantly liked and exploded.
At Rogers' home on Long Island, Natasha hugs Barton from behind in hopes of giving him a little encouragement. The way Colson and Rogers looked at Barton was no longer sympathetic, their eyes and expressions were now as if they were attending Patton's final funeral.
Barton stood for a moment and let out an earth-shattering roar. "Wade Wilson!
At this time, the plane of the Osborne Group also landed at New York International Airport, and Li Jie and the three finally returned to New York after a long absence.
New York is a very different place now than it was when it first left. Nick's departure has caused S.H.I.E.L.D. to shake up, and the current Deadpool salary trend has once again pushed S.H.I.E.L.D. to the forefront.
And the New York City mayoral election is about to begin, and the current New York can be said to be turbulent.