Chapter 106: Golf Gets Old

"How can it be said?" Zhang Deli frowned, glanced at Liu Guangdou, who was about to die in the water, and said in a deep voice: "If it goes on like this, it will be fatal, this person, although he is not on the right path with us, always comes together." ”

"Liu Yongshan said just now, you can understand this kid's tricks at a glance?" The old man squinted, took a deep look at Zhang Deli, and said slowly: " I boast of being crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for 20 years, I have never met someone smarter than me, that is, I also thought about it for a long time to understand the truth in the middle, although it is simple, but it is not something that ordinary people can see, since you have some cultivation in this area, we might as well try to compete, win me, he can come out, the rest of the things, talk to you about nothing, can't win, then don't say more, I can't let go of this person, as for you to grab or ask, it's up to you. ”

"Competition?" Zhang Deli frowned, pondered for a moment and then nodded and said: "It's not clever, it's just that I've been doing this business for many years, and I have some experience, I don't know what the old man wants to try?"

"You secretly said that there was no situation where they couldn't do it, and even a handful of sand could be exchanged for real money. The old man sneered, stared at us and said, "Then I'll take a look, now on this golf course, these are the things, what kind of situation can you make." ”

"Just these things?" Hearing this, I and the little expert couldn't help but be taken aback, there are a lot of things on the golf course, there are golf carts, clubs, golf balls, and lawn ponds, plus we are a few big people, but it is really enough to say that there is little, we make a situation, although it is not relying on what props are empty words, but the current situation is indeed a little difficult to do, deceiving people can, but to deceive and prepare to know that we are going to deceive his shrewd guy, this requires considerable effort and wisdom, the more this situation, the more you have to rely on some props, just like He Qi likes to transform magazines and newspapers to use their credibility on weekdaysWe also need something to get this old guy on the hook, but it's clear that what is available is probably going to be difficult to operate.

"That's it. The old guy nodded, squinted his eyes defiantly and said: "The story of the year, I don't want to say more, but a handful of sand and a handful of gold, but I didn't make it up out of thin air, there is indeed a thing, there is indeed a person, that person is just a little-known stunned young man when he does this, in the battlefield with a handful of sand in exchange for a bag of ocean, in exchange for gold, it is also a lot, you have to come up with a way, this story, it is not bad to give it to you as an additive." ”

"Then let's discuss?" Seeing Zhang Deli's frowns, I glanced at the little expert and felt that I couldn't stand by at this time, and said hello to the old guy, so I pulled Zhang Deli aside, and the little expert grabbed it and said: "Otherwise, let's leave that Liu Guangdou alone, what companions are not companions, and it has nothing to do with us, and Mr. Throw him away and won't say anything." ”

"Yes, sir, I said that. Zhang Deli shook his head and said in a deep voice: "Even if it is the opposite, it must be left to us to clean up by ourselves, even if someone else cleans up, it has to be a situation where we borrow our strength, and now it is like this, which one is not right, so we have to take care of this matter, what Liu Guangdou wants to do with us, and this old thing has nothing to do with it." ”

"Yes. The little expert nodded, sighed bitterly and said: "This time, even if we were brought by them, this is not a situation we designed, it is quite embarrassing to leave like this, but now this situation, I am afraid that it will not end well, this old guy clearly wants to make us look bad to prove that he is indeed smart, but now these things, I can't get anything." ”

"Or, try to compete with him?" I looked left and right, and felt that the golf cart seemed to be a little interesting, but I was not sure in my heart, so I whispered: "Let him drive the car, let's choose the fastest one, I see that the grass here is not very firm, and there are some muddy places, let's run there, and his car may sink in." ”

"It's hard. Zhang Deli shook his head, glanced at the lawn of the golf course, and then said: "Although this course is indeed not very good, this golf cart is not the kind of thing that can't be moved, this matter can only rely on luck, if you don't get it right, you will lose, you have to find another way." ”

"If only we could have prepared in advance. The little expert sighed and said: "I remember that there is a trick that is in the water, saying that it is floating on water, but in fact, there are wooden stakes drilled underneath, and you can just step on it, but it can also bluff people." ”

"Even if you are ready, this kind of old Jianghu's eyesight is enough to see it. Zhang Deli shook his head and said: "These useless, let's not think about it first, now we are here, out of thin air, this thing, not only to be exquisite, but also to appear extremely easy, this old guy, not an idle person, relying on decades of experience, enough to see through some ordinary situations." ”

"I do remember something. Zhang Deli said this, but reminded me that for the scam, I may not have studied much, but I have a little experience for the funny tricks, thanks to the fat boss who lived in a dormitory when I was in college, this guy loves to play billiards, and likes to call the girl in the billiards hall, pointing to the billiards and saying that he can put a coin on the billiards, and then after playing the billiards, the coin falls directly on the original position of the billiards and will not deviate, at this time the girls will be strange and want to try it first, and the fat boss will not say no, but run over with a happy face to help put it away, I have also triedIf I go to fight, I will definitely beat the coin flying, but the fat boss, every time he can do what he says, the key is the position of the coin, when the girls hit, I can't see it if I put it off, as long as it is like this.

So I talked about it in general, pointed to the golf ball and said, "It's a ball, and it's also played with a club, so maybe it will work." ”

"It's difficult!" Zhang Deli glanced down at the lawn, shook his head and said: "This is not much the same as that billiards, the billiards table is flat, and there will be no accidents when you hit it, you don't need to consider other forces, that is, the power and friction of the hit, this friction can be ignored, and when you get here, it's not the same, either it's on the T, it's an arc, or it's on this lawn, a pile of grass is also troublesome, no practice, it's difficult to ensure accuracy." ”

"If you play, if you play, there's another way. When I was in school, the philosophy teacher was a bearded man, nicknamed Little Marx, when Little Marx was talking about Greek natural philosophy, he said such a thing, there was a guy named Zeno, put forward four paradoxes, one of which is that the Olympic champion is called Achilles A guy and the turtle race, the turtle goes first, climbs such a section, Achilles runs again, and then the turtle climbs again, Achilles runs again, and the process extends infinitely, so Achilles never wants to catch up with the turtleJust now, when the little expert said to let the old guy drive a golf cart and compete with us, I remembered this matter, but I didn't take it seriously, but now, there is a new way, I compared, Zhang Deli laughed, patted me on the shoulder and said: "You can do this." ”

"Or, just play the ball?" Since Zhang Deli nodded, then I have nothing to worry about, and proudly glanced at the little expert who was a little unconvinced, and walked up to the old guy and said, "I'll make a bet with you, you can't beat me one shot away with two shots." ”

"The little guy is bullying my old man!" As soon as he heard my request, the old guy laughed, but he didn't agree directly, and after thinking about it, he asked: "You should tell me, what conditions are there, it's all said, it's not too late for me to promise you." ”

"I haven't played golf, I don't know how to play, you play first, I'll see and learn and then play. "I am naturally telling the truth, in China golf is only rich people can afford to play, I am a poor student where will this, so I am not worried about my expression is inappropriate, after speaking, I also picked up a ball to compare twice, although I think it is perfect, but while the caddy's disdainful appearance still makes me ashamed to quickly turn around, the little expert finally caught a chance to find the field just now, grabbed and smiled: "Bai Mu, you are plowing the ground hahaha!"

This request is reasonable. The old guy thought about it carefully, and finally nodded, picked up the club, pointed to the golf ball on the ground and said, "Boy, let's make up our minds, I'll have two strokes, and you have one stroke, and the distance is not closer than anyone else, but farther." ”

"That's right, as long as you play farther than me, even if you win, come on. I picked up the club, made a gesture on the ground like an old fellow, and said, "You come first, I'll learn, but if I don't play, it's not a shot." ”

"That's it. The old guy laughed, and said to the fat Maitreya who was standing on the side frowning and puzzled: "Lao Liu, this kind of thing, I have never heard of it, what kind of deception can there be, it's just bullying me that I can't play the ball when I'm old, but what does this kind of thing have to do with age, it's not common to hit two hundred yards with a driver?"

"Not necessarily. After the old guy agreed, I didn't need to continue pretending, of course, it wasn't the impossible thing that I could play golf, but my pride, I smiled and said, "Let's play first." ”

"No!" When the old guy saw my expression, he quickly realized that he seemed to have fallen into my trap, but it was too late to sit down and say anything, and it didn't matter if we were juniors like us who promised to talk, he was a big brother and an old generation, if he did this kind of thing, he would be pumping his own big face plate, and in desperation, he had to sigh and hit the ball on the ground hard.

"To say the least, there are two hundred and three, which is extraordinary. Fat Maitreya didn't see the tangled expression on the old guy's face, he glanced at it and said with a smile: "Big brother's skills have grown again." ”

"Your mother, let's see how he plays first!" The old guy scolded angrily, looked up at me, and saw that I was smiling very evilly, and couldn't help frowning: "What kind of calculation are you playing." ”

"If you're farther than me, you're really going to be old. I couldn't help laughing anymore, turned around, turned my back to the old guy, took a breath, aimed at the golf ball on the ground and hit it hard, to be honest, I really didn't learn the old guy's posture, this subtle thing is not clear in a hurry, I heard that at this time the posture of the grip and the position of the standing are exquisite, poor people like me naturally do not understand and have no money to learn, so I had to use the most convenient way to follow the ground to come so suddenly, the result is also ideal, although the shovel up a piece of turf, but also the golf ball out of a hundred and ten meters, even if less than half of the old guy, but enough。

"You're in the wrong place!" I made such a move, which caught the fat Maitreya and the old guy off guard, and the fat Maitreya kindly called out like this, but the old guy who claimed to be very smart looked at me responsibly, shook his head, threw the club aside, and sighed: "There are talented people in the country, old, old, eighteen years old Wang Baochuan." ”

"Big brother, it's not right, why did you admit defeat when he hit the wrong place!" Fat Maitreya was obviously not as smart as the old guy, and pointed at me in confusion and said: "Obviously he hit the wrong place, it is considered a loss, we won in one shot." ”

"I can't win one more shot. The old guy glanced at Fat Maitreya angrily, and said: "I didn't say where to fight just now, I just said that even if we win if we fight farther than him, now the two sides add up to more than three hundred, how can I fight in the past?"

"I see!" Fat Maitreya suddenly realized, looked at me in disbelief, and said after a while: "Okay, you, you still have this trick." ”

"I've read a little bit of philosophy, philosophical games. "The Chinese pay attention to modesty, I was a little carried away just now and was glared at fiercely by Zhang Deli, and then I thought that we are not the time when we can be proud, people are under the eaves, we have to bow our heads, in case of provoking him, we can't please anything, then Liu Guangdou loves to die and we have nothing to do with it, but a few of us don't want to go into the lake to bubble in some spring, this, it's not healthy."

"Okay, admit the gamble and admit defeat. "Fortunately, this old guy is a particular person, if he loses, he loses, sighs, waves his hand at Fat Maitreya, Fat Maitreya went to the lake to find a rope to tie a knot, and shook it to Liu Guangdou, this hand is not beautiful, if he is not a fat man, put on a cowboy, maybe he can go to shoot a western or something, but the scene below is not very good-looking, Liu Guangdou is soaking in it, he has long lost his strength, this rope is pulled, he can't stand up and can't hold it, he choked a few mouthfuls of water, and when he was dragged to the shore, he was already half a life gone, alive like a dead dog, Fat Maitreya called two people, dragged him to the golf cart and pulled him to the lounge outside, seeing that the three of us were watching, he didn't forget to say kindly: "Don't worry, I don't want his life, I have seen a lot of this kind of thing, at most I have a cold and fever and fever, and I can't die." ”

"When will they be released. "Whether Liu Guangdou can survive or not, we are not worried at all, or more precisely, maybe Zhang Deli will consider it, but I and the little expert think, this guy is a trouble, dead but clean, as for what rules are unruly, I think this is purely Zhang Deli, a self-destructive madman, made it himself, Mr. may have said this, but it is not so perverted that someone wants to deal with himself and go to save him, even if he really wants to do this, it is also Mr. The kind of person whose self-confidence is so strong that it bursts, how many of us can do it, and now we are not playing games, If it's not good to give up his life, then who are we going to cry to, so when Zhang Deli asked this, I glanced at the little expert and felt that this guy was sometimes quite stubborn.

"I didn't say I was going to let him go, I just wanted him to come up. The old guy squinted his eyes and smiled: "This guy has made us suffer enough, if we don't get it back, how can the people below be convinced, since you regard him as a companion, you might as well think of a way to fill this hole, as for this matter, I am confident, compared to the guy who had a handful of sand and a handful of gold back then, you are not too bad." ”

"What kind of situation did our seniors do?" Compared with what Liu Guangdou did, the little expert and I wanted to hear the glorious deeds of the dark ink seniors, and regardless of Zhang Deli's frowning, he hurriedly said: "You said just now, you want to talk about it, we haven't heard about this matter yet." ”

"Who remembers the events of the Republic of China. The old guy smiled self-deprecatingly, shook his head and sighed: "I am also hearsay, I didn't believe it, but the person who said these things is an honest monk, and he is very famous in our place, so I have to believe it." ”

"Monk?" Zhang Deli was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "When is this happening, I know some of the predecessors in our dark ink, and I know some of the famous ones, this one with a handful of sand and a handful of gold, I have been thinking about it, but I have never heard of it at all!"