Chapter 878: Deadpool is subjected to domestic violence
"Brother-in-law, don't say that, okay? I'm also a victim, it's all my father..."Polaris was just halfway through his speech when he was interrupted by Li Kang.
"I'm not interested in hearing about the between you, my bones are hurting all over my body now, if you're not blind, just look at how tired I am," Li Kang was about to shake when he walked, his head was buzzing now, he just wanted to find a pillow to lie down, even if he slept on the floor, "I'm tired like a dog, you should take pity on me, can't you spare me?" β
Usually Li Kang is a very eloquent person, Magneto can also listen to him, although Polaris is stubborn, but he also admits that he is a brother-in-law, of course, he will definitely listen to it, but now as he said, he is really tired to death.....
"Li Kang, I stopped her from being with this coward for her good, you don't know how cowardly the eclipse is, he doesn't even dare to sanction a racist who slaughters mutants, how can my daughter marry such a cowardly guy," Magneto's son-in-law must be a strong fighter, "You also persuade Polaris, she is now so fascinated that she won't even listen to me." β
"You're good for her? What about our Wanda? She's your eldest daughter, and she's pregnant, pregnant with my two sons, these are your grandsons, don't you care about Wanda on the first day you met, do you care so much about this little daughter? You guys who are used to living people, Wanda is about to give birth, and she still makes her angry, and she dares to dance a knife and a gun in front of her, if she has three long and two short, I will let you all be buried together! Sister-in-law, no one is good, I'll kill one by one, I haven't killed anyone for hours, I tell you, I'm not easy to mess with!" Li Kang went crazy, pointed at Magneto's nose and scolded, even the two of them scolded together.
Wanda saw that Magneto was sprayed enough, his status was the highest here, and Li Kang liked to clean up these high-flying guys the most, and the old man didn't let it go, she hurriedly played a round, "Kang, don't scold anymore, my father is also worried about my sister...."
"I haven't said anything about you yet, you just came by yourself, right?" Li Kang is now in the bombardment mode, and no one will let go.
"Iβwhat's wrong with me?" Wanda asked, blinking her big eyes twice.
"See? You even asked me what's wrong, you are now a mother soon, they are not sensible, are you not sensible? Don't you know that you are a pregnant woman and need special care, you must be careful, you are about to give birth, as long as you have a little humanity, you know that you can't be anxious, only those bastards who have no humanity will quarrel around you and make you angry and worried, do you say this kind of person can still be considered a human being?" Li Kang didn't look back, but pointed at Magneto and the others, obviously pointing at Sang and scolding Huai," If I were you, I wouldn't want this kind of relative, they were all bloodless and tearless, hard-hearted people, even if you were angry with them, they wouldn't care about you, in their eyes, would they treat you as a relative? If it were me, seeing that you had a big belly and had to come up to persuade me, I would have been ashamed to find a toilet and drown myself, let me tell you, there are still people who still have the face to stand here and not leave, they must be faceless and skinless guys. β
Magneto and Polaris' faces were hot for a while, they were indeed too excited before, completely forgetting that Wanda was still a pregnant woman, but in fact, they couldn't blame them all, although Wanda was about to give birth, but she didn't show her pregnancy, her belly was very small, she couldn't see that she was pregnant at all, let alone twins, and Wanda was a very powerful mutant, so he and Polaris quarreled while talking, and his temper became excited, like a volcanic eruption, out of control, so he forgot that Wanda was still pregnant, and was sprayed by Li Kang's blood.....
The key is that Li Kang, as the father of his husband and children, is right to spray, and no one can say his fault. Although Magneto is his father-in-law, after all, for more than 20 years, Magneto has not fulfilled his father's responsibility, even if it is not his responsibility, and now he has just recognized Wanda, and he quarreled because of the emotional problems of his youngest daughter Polaris, and he has to let the eldest daughter who just recognized him to persuade him, and the eldest daughter is pregnant, so he can only endure being scolded.
Although Magneto is tough, he is also a reasonable person, as long as he doesn't drill the horns, he is still a person who is easy to communicate, and he was sprayed by Li Kang's head and face, he didn't get angry, he just bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "Okay, don't scold anymore, I know it's wrong, Wanda, I'm really sorry, it's me who is too ignorant as a father." β
The little couple of Polaris and the Eclipse was stunned, Magneto would admit his mistakes, this is a rare spectacle for 10,000 years, since Polaris was sensible, she has never seen her father admit his mistakes to others, she has always thought that her father will never admit his mistakes, Magneto's motto is, what Lao Tzu does, is not something that you idiots can understand, what Lao Tzu does is right, and even what is wrong is right....
Wanda hurriedly said, "Father, don't say that, although you are so angry, you still care about us after all." β
Polaris also hurriedly admitted his mistake, "Good sister, you have such a good temper, you are not angry when I am so rude, you are really my good sister." β
Wanda smiled and affectionately took Polaris's hand, which she seemed to inadvertently also took the eclipse's hand and placed it on the back of Polaris' hand.
Eclipse and Polaris smiled happily together, and Wanda was telling them that no matter what others said, she thought they were a good match....
"My good sister, why are you so nice?" Polaris put his arm around Wanda and kissed her the cheek.
Magneto's face changed, he was about to speak, and suddenly found that Li Kang was staring at him with eyes that were redder than rabbits, and he had to swallow back the anger in his stomach, and it was less than twenty-four hours since he confirmed that he had a quarrel, which really shouldn't be.
The family finally sat down and chatted with each other again.
Quicksilver secretly came to Li Kang's back and whispered flatteringly, "Brother-in-law... I didn't say anything, just one word - God! My father and this little sister Polaris, these two people really hit the earth with Mars, I thought no one could stop them, who knew that as soon as you appeared, you crackled and scolded violently, and even made these two donkeys calm down. β
Li Kang, who was a brother-in-law, listened comfortably, nodded from time to time to encourage Quicksilver, but he suddenly frowned and said, "How do you speak? That's your father and sister, you said they were donkeys, so what have you become? Don't you even get yourself in?"
"It's... Be... My brother-in-law taught me the right lesson. Quicksilver said with a hippie smile, this thing and Deadpool are a pair, and their mouths are so cheap.
"Don't shoot, it's too messy here, I'm going to rest and rest, whoever dares to make any more noise will kill whoever I want!" got it?" Li Kang finished speaking, went out and changed rooms, collapsed on the big velvet bed, and fell asleep.
This sleep until more than two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Kang was sleeping soundly, suddenly there was a noisy noise outside, in a trance seemed to hear a very familiar scream, he sat up smartly, opened the heavy curtains and looked out, only to see a group of people outside noisy, as if someone in the crowd was beaten, and the beating was very bad.
This is Stark Manor, not the hell's kitchen with poor security, how could this kind of thing happen here, Li Kang didn't want to care about it, now there is no place on his body that doesn't hurt, the use of magic is excessive, every blood vessel in the body hurts, if he sleeps again, I am afraid that it will cause permanent damage to the magic circuit in the body, and he must get up and move a little, and open all the qi and blood in the body.
Li Kang walked out of the door and came to the periphery of the crowd, most of the onlookers were staff members of Stark Manor, most of the rest of the superheroes went to the laboratory, and the rest were really injured and rested in the guest rooms in the manor.
Jarvis is a faithful butler who has served the Stark family for two generations, and in terms of ability, he is the same as the one-armed old butler of Dr. Doom, who can be literate and martial, can go to the hall, go down to the kitchen, play supercomputing, and fight hooligans, if he changes careers to be an agent in the S.H.I.E.L.D. agency, he can directly be qualified as an eighth-level agent, and he does not need training at all.
Li Kang and Jarvis had dealt with each other before, when Tony died in Afghanistan, but was ambushed by Lord Man's men and almost died in Afghanistan, it was Jarvis who spent a lot of money to hire Li Kang to rescue Tony, and as a result, Tony made a suit of armor and ran out by himself.
And Li Kang, Wolverine and Deadpool, the three unlucky guys, happened to bump into Lord Man, and were almost killed by Lord Man, fortunately, thanks to the Divine Spear Aegis, the flying aircraft carrier organized by the two major agents of the East and West arrived in time, and the three-way battle against Lord Man, although he defeated Lord Man, but he also failed to catch him, but Li Kang was a blessing in disguise, he learned the Nine Dragons Divine Technique from Lord Man, opened up the magic circuit in his body, and upgraded all the magic, and his strength also rose to a new level.
But this guy is really a big man, he can bend and stretch, and the one who pretends to be dead with one hand is called a superb, and he still pretends to be dead without saying a word when he sticks a dagger into his thigh, and his perseverance is superhuman, and even Li Kang's very cautious person has been fooled, what a powerful character.
"Jarvis, what's going on?" Li Kang said hello to Jarvis.
"Oh, it's Mr. Li Kang," Jarvis bowed slightly, and bowed like a textbook, "It seems that Mr. Deadpool is in there, and he is being abused." β
"Domestic violence? who would be okay with domestic violence?.... Could it be Xia Kela?" Li Kang was stunned, he forgot about Xia Kela.