Chapter 31: I'm Pregnant
Sun Xiaokong, who was cultivating, felt that someone had come in, and originally thought it was Bai Jingjing.
When he opened his eyes, Sun Xiaokong was a little strange, it was actually a monkey sister?
Nima?
Could this be...
Sneaking over in the middle of the night to get revenge on yourself, right?
Guanyin saw Sun Xiaokong's expression suddenly become startled, as if he had seen a ghost, and his heart was also confused.
What the hell is this stone monkey doing?
"What's the matter, seeing me scared looks like hell. Guanyin asked with some confusion.
Listening to the other party's calm tone, Sun Xiaokong breathed a sigh of relief, it was better not to take revenge on himself.
"You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" Sun Xiaokong was surprised.
Something is wrong.
Sun Xiaokong felt that there was probably nothing good, either to take revenge on himself, or to trick himself.
Guanyin showed a look that was very in line with her identity as a "monkey girl", and said fearfully: "That fish demon is so scary, you will be in the future... Can you beat him?"
As soon as he heard Guanyin's words, Sun Xiaokong understood.
"Of course... I can't beat it!"
"I'm just dragging my feet. Sun Xiaokong replied with a smile.
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and regretted it a little in his heart.
With this appearance, he should have been beaten up by letting the goldfish out today.
"But... You can't beat him again, what will you do in three years?"
"What if he comes to our Water Curtain Cave and eats our people?" asked Guanyin again.
Sun Xiaokong shook his head and pretended to be helpless: "But I can't help it, I haven't been born for a long time, what can I do to fight others." ”
"I don't know spells, and I haven't cultivated, so there's no way!"
Hearing this, Guanyin was a little angry in her heart, "Since you know, why do you grind and chirp, don't you go out to learn from the teacher?"
I saw Guanyin say with a calm face: "You can go to learn art from a teacher, go to Xianshan to learn art, go to the country of mankind to learn art, and when you return from learning, you can beat the fish demon." ”
That's it!
Hearing this, Sun Xiaokong was also relieved.
If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you come to trick yourself, you are really energetic.
If people don't offend me, I don't offend anyone.
If anyone sins against me, I will provoke him.
It is an immortal or a Buddha, a demon or a demon.
Teasing first, then talking.
Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong hesitated for a moment, and thought about it in his heart, now that he is making a move, will the other party turn his face and slap himself to death?
After all, knowing the true identity of Monkey Xiaomei, you have to think about it.
After some thought, Sun Xiaokong felt that as long as he was not particularly excessive, the other party should not reveal his identity and deal with him.
So...
I saw Sun Xiaokong come directly to the monkey little sister, sticking very close, and said, "Actually, I'll tell you a secret." ”
Guanyin was obviously a little displeased that Sun Xiaokong was so close, but when he heard the other party say the secret, he asked directly, "What secret?"
"Come over here, sit on the bed, and I'll tell you. Sun Xiaokong said mysteriously.
Guanyin hesitated, feeling that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it, and went straight to it.
I only heard Sun Xiaokong say: "I'm pregnant." ”
"What ???"
Guanyin instantly stared at the boss.
The whole person is stupid.
It's true... Rigid.
On the Spirit Mountain, if you come to scratch your head, what the hell is this?
Can stone monkeys get pregnant?
Bah!
This stone monkey is a male monkey, pregnant with your sister... Dizzy!
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor slapped the table with a smile.
"Hahaha... I'm laughing to death, I can't stand it..."
"Haha!"
A black question mark face appeared in the minds of all the immortals???
In the water curtain cave, Sun Xiaokong looked at the monkey girl who was dumbfounded on the spot, and laughed directly with a "poof".
"Dead monkey, you... Are you kidding me?"
Guanyin again... Angry.
Why do you say it again, it's not because Guanyin's heart is not quiet enough, but because Sun Xiaokong is too annoying.
"I was kidding you, but I'm seriously injured. ”
"Very serious internal injuries, so I... It will take two or three years to get better, and in these two or three years, I don't plan to leave Huaguoshan. ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be serious and said, "I am familiar with Huaguo Mountain, and the outside world is too unfamiliar." ”
"I've also heard that there are Taoist priests, monks, and demon catchers in the human race who are specifically capable of dealing with little monsters like me, who can speak and have no mana. ”
Guanyin, who was originally angry, heard this, but he figured it out in his heart.
Guanyin knew that the words of the stone monkey were true, and there was indeed a group of Taoist priests and monks in the human race who ran around to catch demons and ghosts all day long.
It's just that those people are not all good and evil.
Not right either.
Guanyin thought about it from the standpoint of the demon clan, most of the little monsters are quite resistant to the human world.
Guanyin is also often doing good deeds and accumulating virtue in the world, so he will naturally look at human nature a little more.
And the stone monkey is reluctant to leave Huaguo Mountain for this reason, Guanyin feels that since the source has been found, it should be easy to do.
Wrong.
It's not easy either.
After all, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain all know that in the human world, they are "aliens", and they are demons if they can speak.
Most people are afraid of demons.
That's not right!
Guanyin carefully recalled Sun Xiaokong's words again, he said, he was seriously injured, and then...
In other words, if you don't get hurt, you will go to apprenticeship?
"That's... If you heal from your injuries, will you go out to find Xianshan to learn from the arts?"
Guanyin asked inexplicably.
Sun Xiaokong felt a little strange in his heart, but he replied naturally on his face: "Of course, three years later, I will definitely go to find the Immortal Mountain, learn from the teacher, and become a powerful monster." ”
Gotcha!
When Guanyin heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and this is easy to do.
"Then if you are injured, you can rest well, I will go to the back mountain tomorrow to see if I can find any spiritual fruits." After Guanyin finished speaking, he turned and left.
Sun Xiaokong watched the other party leave, frowned, and pondered in his heart: "Now, it should be able to drag on for three years, right?"
After all, I have already said what I mean.
After three years of delay, everything is easy to say.
It's just that Sun Xiaokong didn't know that after Guanyin left, he left a fake body and pretended to sleep.
And the real body flew directly towards the heavenly court.
The destination is Yao Chi.
Sun Xiaokong wanted to delay for three years, but Guanyin was absolutely unwilling, which was completely affecting Guanyin's "performance".
No, Yao Chi.
The Queen Mother was meditating when she heard the maid come forward and say, "Qi Yu Niangniang, Master Guanyin asks to see you." ”
The Queen Mother opened her eyes, and a trace of doubt flashed on her face, "It stands to reason that Guanyin is not busy traveling westward now, how can she have time to come here by herself?"
"Quickly invite Master Guanyin in. ”