"What are you kidding?" Zhu Jiujiu was stunned there, it was early morning after the rain, when Zhu Jiujiu was still asleep in a daze, he was awakened from his sleep by He Qi and Zhang Tianzheng's shortness of breath knocking on the door, but before she could call out angrily, He Qi's words made her open her mouth wide: "What? Do you want me to compete with Bai Mu? I, I just got up, I haven't brushed my teeth yet, this, this, are you mistaken?"

"Yesterday I said yes, you obviously agreed, and made an appointment at nine o'clock to compete with Bai Mu in Jiucang Temple, and I went late, but I will be looked down upon. He Qi spread his hands, stared at Zhu Jiujiu helplessly for a long time, and couldn't help asking, "You won't forget, right?"

"I, I..." Zhu Jiujiu was stunned, and suddenly remembered that when the three of them had dinner yesterday, the drunken He Qi did say this, when Zhu Jiujiu drank two glasses of wine, his head was dizzy and he didn't think much about it, just thought he was joking, and casually agreed, but he never expected that this was actually true, and this guy remembered it better than himself.

"I can't do it, I'll definitely lose!" Zhu Jiujiu, who was extremely embarrassed, blushed, shook his little head like a rattle, and said in a loud voice: "Bai Mu is very powerful, I know some tricks, I can't win him, when the time comes, it will be a shame!"

"I'm not going to lose. He Qi smiled, handed Zhu Jiujiu a big bag, and said with a relaxed face: "Don't worry, you won't lose, there are a lot of things in it, you can pick and choose by yourself, maybe you can use it." ”

"How is it possible?" Zhu Jiujiu asked puzzledly: "That guy is obviously much stronger than me, and he can't release water!"

"Bai Mu tried his best to get us here, but he didn't come to send money, he didn't dig a pit for us to jump, this so-called competition, it's just a formality, waiting for us to win, and the show will start, if we lose, he won't have such a good excuse, you just play two tricks casually, even if you go to Qigong again, he will pretend not to see through. He Qi smiled: "So, don't worry at all, we won." ”

"Well, well, don't blame me if I lose. Although He Qi said confidently, but Zhu Jiujiu is still a little guilty, in the end, this is still a matter of face, really let her repeat her old tricks, play qigong again, she can't do this kind of embarrassing thing, all she thinks about is how to win beautifully, but this kind of thing, it still depends on people, for Bai Mu, she has no confidence at all, when she thinks that Bai Mu obviously saw through her little trick that can't be on the table, and she has to pretend to be stunned and forcibly hold back a smile and admit defeat, she wants to cry...

Although extremely reluctant, Zhu Jiujiu still washed up, counted the things in the bag, picked out a few things she thought was useful, honestly and frightened followed He Qi and Zhang Tianzheng into Jiucang Temple, the little monk Qing then led the three to the backyard, Bai Mu was already waiting there, seeing the three of them coming, he waved his hand, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, today's competition, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to battle, last night's heavy rain, dyed with some wind cold, and now my mind is chaotic." ”

"Are you infected with the wind cold?" Zhu Jiujiu stared at Bai Mu's face full of spring breeze in a daze, this guy is not in good spirits, his eyes are bright, his face is even more ruddy, and there is no snot and sloppy appearance after the wind and cold, if you want to say that you are sick, the only possibility will only be mental illness.

"That's right, it's a very heavy wind chill!" Bai Mu covered his chest, brewed for a long time, and then coughed pretendically, waiting for the performance to finish, then pointed to the little monk Qingsui, pretending to be weak and said: "Qingsui, today, you, you come!"

"It's coming!" The little monk Qing Sui had already been a little impatient, listening to Bai Mu calling himself, he jumped out with his sleeves rolled, he was just an eleven or twelve-year-old child, thin and weak, not tall, suddenly it was really fun to look like a strong man, seeing that several people were laughing at themselves, Qing Sui pouted his lips and said very unhappily: "What are you laughing at, watch the Buddha clean you up." ”

"The little guy's tone is not small, my sister let you today, compare what, draw out the debut. Although this little monk Qingsui looked like he was not afraid of the sky and the earth, but Zhu Jiujiu didn't take it to heart at all, you must know that yesterday this little monk was frightened by his own qigong hair sha wow wow crying, young man, always a little newborn calf is not afraid of the tiger's momentum, of course, this is just momentum, Zhu Jiujiu doesn't believe that this eleven or twelve-year-old little monk can have any tricks.

"You are a woman, I don't bully you!" The little monk waved his hand with a big grin, looking old-fashioned, but after finishing speaking, he secretly glanced at Bai Mu but made this look ridiculous, He Qi and Zhang Tianzheng looked at each other, they couldn't cry or laugh, this little monk was scared yesterday and screamed, but today it was like eating leopard gall, and he didn't know what Bai Mu was thinking, and he actually made this kind of farce.

"Okay, let you see how powerful my sister is. Zhu Jiujiu laughed angrily, his eyes widened, he took out a bottle of medicine labeled alcohol from his bag, and two tampon balls, pulled one over the little monk, without saying a word, rolled up his sleeve and dipped the cotton ball in alcohol, wiped it on the little arm, and without waiting for the little monk to react and ask, he took out a bright kitchen knife and chopped it with a knife.

"Kill, kill!" Although the little monk reacted slowly, as soon as the kitchen knife with a big face came out, all the urgency came out, he screamed, turned his head and wanted to run, but he was too short and too young, even if Zhu Jiujiu was a woman, the strength in his hand was not something he could break free, and he shouted and wanted to run but had been chopped on his arm by Zhu Jiujiu, and a wave of soreness came, the little monk turned his head with a pale face and looked at it, and was so frightened that he cried: "Arm, my arm, cut blood." ”

"It's really that trick qigong sha. He Qi shook his head with a smile, although Zhu Jiujiu's knife was castrated fiercely, it was not a blade that could be used, just when the kitchen knife touched the little monk's arm, her wrist flipped and the back of the knife was raised, but this small action was not seen by the little monk Qingsui, he just turned around and ran for his life, where would he pay attention to this, the back of the knife was cut up, that is, a red mark, but Zhu Jiujiu did his hands and feet, Qing Sui was panicked, where would he find that the blood on his arm looked a little weird.

"Is there lye in the alcohol bottle?" Zhang Tianzheng also saw some way, and whispered: "This little girl is quite scheming, when she gave it to her in the morning, she didn't have that label, she wrote it herself." ”

"Yes, I said let her play casually, and it doesn't matter if the trick is repeated, but I didn't expect her to take it seriously. He Qi laughed in a low voice: "The kitchen knife was coated with turmeric, and she deliberately left a lot of it when she applied alkaline water to the little monk. ”

"What is it called, my sister cut you, and it will be cured naturally!" Zhu Jiujiu glared at the little monk Qingsui triumphantly, took out a yellow rune paper, and took advantage of the time when Qingsui was screaming and crying, and covered the wound, and after a while, when he opened it again, the wound was actually gone, and the little monk Qingsui turned his head to look at it, broke into a smile, and said in surprise: "Okay, okay!"

"Isn't that the ghost drawing talisman I used to slay demons and eliminate demons?" Zhang Tian asked in a strange low voice, in the morning, He Qi and he scavenged a lot of things and put them in the bag for Zhu Jiujiu, the whole big travel bag is simply all-inclusive, as big as a kitchen knife and a mahogany sword, as small as alabaster Buddha beads, anyway, as long as they think it is useful, they are all loaded in, and there is a rune paper that Zhang Tianzheng is idle to draw and play with, that thing is a genuine fake, no matter what rune is drawn on it, it is absolutely ineffective, but Zhu Jiujiu only put it on the pool of blood, it is a good appearance, which really makes him curious。

"Jin Chuang Paper, this, it's really a thing to wish for the gods. He Qi glanced at Zhu Jiujiu approvingly, and explained to Zhang Tianzheng in a low voice: " In the Republic of China, those on the street with a big knife to cut themselves, is to play this trick, the knife on the mouth of a mouthful of alkaline water, and then to their own body coated with turmeric water cut a few knives, immediately blood beads, everyone was stunned, he took out this thing to paste, wounds and blood beads disappeared in an instant, in fact, this paper was soaked in alum water, a chemical reaction, and the blood water disappeared, taking advantage of this opportunity, those people will brag, saying that this thing should have a little bit at home, cut and cut, just paste it. ”

"Are you afraid, do you admit defeat?" Just when He Qi and Zhang Tianzheng were whispering, Zhu Jiujiu shook the kitchen knife in his hand, and stared at the little monk Qingsui with tears on his face viciously, looking like you will kill you if you don't admit defeat, so frightened that the little monk Qingsui nodded again and again, and said in a panic: "This one, this one, I lost..."

"It's not interesting to admit defeat in this way. Zhu Jiujiu pursed his lips unsatisfactorily, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "I said, little monk, you are breaking the rules, my sister doesn't bully you, let's play three games and two leftovers, you haven't used your skills yet, it's only half a game, what's the matter, do you have anything fun to make my sister happy?"

"I, I'll fry the ghost..."As soon as the little monk Qingsui opened his mouth, Zhu Jiujiu laughed, shook his head and sighed: "I said Xiao Qingsui, what kind of skills have you learned, this kind of thing is really outdated, let's compare something else, this game, you lost." ”