Chapter 33: Dog Men and Women
With the humility of the fans, Huang Yueya obtained the qualification of the first group to enter the Heaven and Earth Temple.
"Ladies and gentlemen, although there have been some episodes, we finally came in as we wished!" Following Xuan Wei into the view of heaven and earth, Huang Yueya smiled at the camera quite excitedly.
At this moment, Huang Yueya deliberately brought Bluetooth headsets, and subconsciously controlled the volume very low during the commentary, for fear that she would be invited out by Xuan Wei if her voice was too loud.
"A small Taoist temple, there are a lot of rules, and it looks like it's going on!"
"Let him pretend, whoever believes Esby!"
A slight whisper came into Huang Yueya's ears, and she turned her head to see that it was a pair of men and women walking behind her whispering.
Huang Yueya couldn't help but wrinkle her nose, and wanted to say something, it can be seen that these two people are not fans of their live broadcast room, so they hesitated but didn't speak.
Probably because the two of them hung at the end, the few people who walked in front didn't hear their conversation, only Huang Yueya and the audience in the live broadcast room heard a little.
In the live broadcast room.
"Damn, where did the dog men and women come from, they actually dare to slander my male god, believe it or not, the old lady shouted a cart of bread people!"
"The young lady in front is angry, the bread man has already carried the dog-legged knife and is ready to set off at any time!"
"Take a closer look, the men's non-mainstream, the women's like green tea, it's a perfect match!"
"The anchor has a good temper, if it's me, it's a mouthful!"
Huang Yueya hated these two people, but at the moment, after all, they were in the Taoist temple, and it was not good to make noise. Besides, the two of them also talked in a low voice, if they denied it, Huang Yueya had no evidence.
Xuan Wei led everyone to take a rough turn, and then asked a few people: "Time is limited, I don't know why a few people are here today, and it is easy to make arrangements for poor roads." ”
"Daoist Xuanwei, I am here to thank Daoist, and by the way, I brought my girlfriend to Shangzhuxiang!" "The little brother who led the way pulled his girlfriend and said with a smirk.
"The layman doesn't need to thank the poor Dao, the marriage is determined by heaven, not the poor Dao, if the layman wants to thank him, then put incense at the foot of the old moon tree!" Xuan said softly.
Without saying a word, the little brother took out two coins and handed them to Xuanwei, and then picked up his girlfriend and went to the main hall to get two sticks of incense, bowed to the old tree respectfully, and inserted the incense in the soil under the old tree.
"What about the other laymen?" asked Xuan Wei as he looked at the rest of the people.
"Ahem, Dao Chief, we want to pray for marriage. The burly sky squirmed.
"It's troublesome!" On the contrary, Beiming looked down-and-out and generous.
Seeing this scene, many old fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"I thought the sky was already very spicy, but I didn't expect him to be so shy, he was really drunk!"
"I feel sorry for the North Styx Sauce, if the old tree of the moon doesn't bless these two later, I will definitely snatch the North Styx Sauce!"
"The cabbage is so bright that I let an orangutan arch!"
Huang Yueya flipped through the message, chuckled and said: "You guys are so bad, how can you make such a joke about other people's firmament, although he looks like that, but his sincerity towards Beiming can be seen at a glance." ”
Fortunately, the sky was concentrating on writing his name on the peach wood card, and he didn't hear Huang Yueya arguing for him, otherwise he was afraid that he would want to cry without tears.
"Hehe, the next time is the time to witness true love, everyone pay attention to the high energy ahead!" Seeing Xuanwei pick up the peach wood card with the red thread crossed, Huang Yue Yaden said excitedly.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but widen their eyes, Rao had already seen the process of praying for the marriage of the old tree in the special, and they were still looking forward to it.
First, this time it's a simultaneous live broadcast, not a recording. Second, the person concerned is an old acquaintance in the live broadcast room, so it feels different.
Xuanwei took the peach wood card and walked under the old moon tree, picked a bunch of verdant branches and leaves, and tied the red thread on it.
The firmament and the north god clasped their hands, slightly nervously staring at the peach wood plaque symbolizing their marriage, for fear that it would fall suddenly.
Huang Yueya clenched her fists and secretly cheered for the marriage between the two.
The audience in the live broadcast room also sent a barrage to pray for blessings.
After a while, the old moon tree was still, and the peachwood brand was unharmed.
"Congratulations to the two of you, your marriage is natural!" Xuan Wei said with a faint smile.
Each more peach wood card on the old tree symbolizes that there is a pair of men and women harvesting happiness under the tree, even if Xuanwei is not the old moon, this moment will feel a little gratified and a sense of achievement.
"Cut, a broken tree, a brand, and the red line is destined to be married?
Suddenly, a sarcastic laugh rang out, ruining the warm atmosphere.
"My dear, why are you just telling the truth, how can you make this 'master' make it up?"
The girl who spoke was also yin and yang, especially when she reread that word, she glanced at Xuanwei very provocatively.
When he boarded, the little brother who led the way became angry, and scolded directly: "Where are the mad dogs, you are not welcome here, if you don't want to be beaten, get out!"
The rest of the people have supported it, and there is a situation of fighting if they disagree.
"Yo, is this your father or your grandfather, so protective? Collected a lot of money, right?
"If you have the ability, you can fight it, let netizens see how disgusting this temple is, even women are beaten!"
Huang Yueya suddenly noticed that there was a very suspicious button on the girl's bag, and suddenly thought of something, and said, "You are also the anchor?"
"Tut, I actually found out that I was really a nymphomaniac anchor. ”
"My dear, do you say that after this knows how stupid his actions are, will he be so ashamed that he never wants to broadcast live again?"
The two seemed to enjoy everyone's gaze very much, and bit whoever they saw.
"Supreme Heavenly Venerable, the two of you are not the people who are welcome to this view, please leave quickly!" Xuan Wei said.
Seeing Xuanwei opening his mouth to drive people away, the two of them were even more energetic.
"What, are you in a hurry? Afraid that you will be exposed? Hehe, too, if you let netizens know that you have been deceived by a fake Taoist priest, it will be strange if you don't kill your human flesh!"
"What age is it, still playing this set, and there are still brain-dead people who can believe it? Clear-eyed people see that it is hype, it is trust, it is enough!"
"Take a broken tree to fool people, even if you hang a dog tag on it, you still can't fall down, is it true that dogs are also destined for marriage?"
"It's good to have money, you can find actors, and you can let the TV station help with the hype! As soon as the fame comes out, you can make a lot of money, and the capital may come back soon!"
The live broadcast room exploded completely.
"I'm angry, where did I come from, I really want to throw dung now!"
"With this quality, you can also be an anchor? Which website, complain to them!"
"The human flesh has arrived at the live broadcast address, and the brothers have begun to organize blasting!"
"Calm down, your past scolding will only make this dog man and woman hot. ”
"I have a sentence about selling hemp, not only to say, but also to stuff it into their mouths!"
The indignant audience rushed to tell each other, and more and more netizens entered the live broadcast room and joined the condemnation army.
(PS: I wish you a happy May Day holiday in advance, and then ask for a wave of collection and recommended tickets.) )