Gaiden 24: Learning from the Scriptures (14)
Zhang Xiaoxi ran directly to the God of Food, and there was only one death order, Nuwa Niangniang asked for water for water, and tea for tea. And tell the monkey to change the seat, and let's slowly argue. Where Nuwa Niangniang quarreled, they began all kinds of entertainment, playing cards, playing mahjong, in short, while finishing, while looking at the two monks who were scolded outside.
Now that the first two of the two who have been scolded are introduced, they really want to ask Fu Xi: How long has she not cursed?
There is a god of food and four monkeys, where is the water supply for food, Nuwa Niangniang is the more she scolds, the more she feels, the time is in the scolding street, day by day. The Bull Demon King also took the opportunity to play for a few days, and asked beside him: "Anyway, are you still going over?"
Xiao Xi directly looked at the head of the bull and said, "It's your, wait obediently." ”
In this way, the Bull Demon King has come two or three times, and Niangniang is still scolding there, she has opened the sky from Pangu and scolded to the opening of the gods. Xiao Xi calculated, isn't it almost over?
It seems that Hongjun Ancestor can't stand it, and it is difficult to come forward once: "Enough, don't mess around, learn from the scriptures, and don't set off yet." ”
The Dragon King of Jinghe, the Little White Dragon, the Two Monkeys, Zhu Bajie, and the Great Brahma all bowed their hands together and said, "Obey the law." ”
Brother Monkey asked more: "What about the fake?"
Hongjun didn't think much about it, and left a sentence directly: "Accurate." ”
Again, a group of people bowed their hands and said, "Obey the law." ”
After Hongjun evacuated, Brother Monkey began to laugh darkly, and his face became strange with one sentence: "Ahem, hand over the eighteen Arhats." Contemplation, crossing the river, subduing the tiger, cloth bag, tota, joy. My tricks are pretty reliable, hehehe. ”
A group of people were speechless, Xiao Xi came up rarely, and gave Brother Monkey a thumbs up, this time he was ruthless, and the eighteen Arhats were directly abolished by one-third. This time the introduction and Zhun Ti also began to have liver pain, this monkey was definitely deliberate.
With the Hongjun Decree, the Tongtian Sect Master had to get up again, and looking at the face of Zhun Ti, he knew that the monkey was absolutely right. What is the purpose of interception: to protect the shortcomings, to emphasize righteousness.
This time, the matter returned to the tangled place again, and Xiao Xi also paid attention to the person who took the scriptures, and directly patted the sect leader on the shoulder and said: "Master, the matter of arresting people belongs to you, so that they can follow the law and open the way first." ”
After leaving, he also said to Nuwa Niangniang: "No matter how bad the mountain is, Niangniang will help repair it and then leave." Nuwa Niangniang looked at the few people around her who were about to fight, and they were not good.
She coldly dropped a sentence: "If any of you demolishes my home, I will demolish your lair!"
Learning from the scriptures and snickering while walking, counting the days, there are only three years left before the 17-year time, Xiaoxi said: "Dear, let's start the rush mode next, within three years, we must appear in Lingshan, time is a little tight." ”
Everyone frowned, this difficulty was a bit yelling, they didn't care about the follow-up, they went directly to the Flame Mountain, and the next thing was to find the old cow to ask for a banana fan, this time the big Brahma, not to mention that the princess of the iron fan was very consciously responsible for extinguishing the fire, but at the suggestion of Xiaoxi, the fire extinguishing matter made the scene bigger.
Sure enough, the people spontaneously began to worship, and after that, the princess of the iron fan began to fan, fan, fan. Under the supervision of the group, Princess Iron Fan, with the help of everyone, can be regarded as completely removing the fire of the Flame Mountain.
Princess Tiefan also began to let the people worship Taishang Laojun at the prompting of Xiaoxi, but she could only live in the side hall. It's just the original setting, here you still need to beat the old cow and the fox spirit, the white fox directly found the fox hole with ease, and a group of monkeys didn't give face, and directly pressed the fox spirit and the old cow to the ground and beat it.
The princess of the iron fan also followed, kicked a few times, hit a few times, and was supervised by the great Brahma, and the princess of the iron fan was strictly forbidden to use the banana fan. After the fight, they were happy to prepare to go on the road again, the Bull Demon King and the jade-faced fox were beaten into pigs' heads, and the white fox was secretly protected, and the jade-faced fox looked miserable, but the injury was not serious.
The princess of the iron fan was also brought back to the Dou Rate Palace by the golden boy and the silver boy, and their family was also reunited, as for the Bull Demon King, he was passed down by the green cow and still obediently became his Bull Demon King.
Due to the time problem, the group did not delay too much, and the time was still very rushed. When he came to the sacrificial country, looking at the broken tower, Xiao Xi thought about it, those monks were actually very wronged, but this matter, how to squeeze out the Buddhist gate?
After thinking about it, Xiao Xi Chong said with six ears: "Xiao Liu, listen, Xihai, over there of the Ten Thousand Saints Old Dragon, is the nine-headed insect giving the Ten Thousand Saints Princess a stone to heal her wounds?"
Six-eared ears moved, turned around and said, "Almost, that worm is indeed a relic brought here." ”
Xiao Xi thought about it and said: "Brother Monkey, drag Yang Jian over, smoke that worm, and tell Yang Jian, when you come over, what can you pretend to be, what you can pretend to be, the more you can pretend, the better." ”
"Water Monkey, Xiaoba, you go to the Halloween Dragon Palace, remember to mess up the broken relics when you call the old dragon and the nine-headed insect to fight, anyway, the country wants treasures, and I didn't say that you can't play badly, it's a big deal to ask Erlang to pay one." ”
"Fox, find a way to steal three peaches, or longevity pills or something, when the time comes, talk to the insects and them, and be willing to act, let's just talk about it, if you don't act obediently, then call Erlang to play to death." ”
Everyone didn't know what to say, a group of people began to look for their own people, and the only one with an unhappy face was Ao Lie, who was her daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law J's husband!
Xiao Xi said calmly: "Xiaoba, don't be angry, there is no grass at the end of the world, why should you be angry, you are sure, these pits are not just for this one? Those guys don't care if you are the king 8, they only care if this calamity is enough." If not, I'm not sure, the water monkey is denying the way, I'll call him alone. ”
The corners of Ao Lie's mouth twitched, and he just said sullenly: "I'm just not convinced, what's wrong with me?"
Xiaoxi directly swept Ao Lie's tail on his head and said: "Are you stupid, the order of your parents, the words of the matchmaker, who dug this pit is not certain, you torture yourself, how much do you want to die, let them live happily?" Ao Lie's mood instantly became even more ugly.
As soon as Xiao Xi said this crookedly, Ao Lie instantly felt a lot better. After the arrangements were made by several parties, the nine-headed insect did not have the courage to oppose it at all, not to mention that there was a peach gift. The reason why Princess Wansheng wants to be Ao Lie's daughter-in-law is just for the sake of Peach.
Soon, the nine-headed insect came to discuss the details with them, Xiaoxi saw this goods, and the first sentence was: "Peaches are not taken in vain, you have to cooperate with Brother Yang, our main purpose is to change the habit of worshipping Buddha here, even if you don't worship Sanqing, you can't worship Buddha, this is the true value of peaches." ”