Chapter 188: On the Road
"Sith, what's the show?"
"Leaf, does fresh urine count, do you want to collect some and get it checked?" asked a black man, standing on the grass and looking at the car in the distance. Bayi Middle School [ ?.
"Come back, Sith, we're not obligated to do a health check for him...... Those people above must be crazy. Leaf sat in the car and complained, waiting for his partner to come back.
When Sith got back into the car, he slammed on the gas pedal and walked away.
The place where the Sith had just checked was the place where Jiang Ming was buried in the stove for cooking—he had just left for less than twenty minutes.
It must be praised that the agents of the United States are very active.
As for why they didn't show anything, it was because the fox had refilled the hole he had dug.
It's a good thing at doing that!
"How did you and that bastard meet?" Anyway, when they were idle and bored, Wen Xinlan and Yu Xiaotong got to know each other.
"At a class reunion...... His girlfriend's class reunion. Yu Xiaotong didn't hide it from her, she had something to say, and deliberately emphasized that a certain bastard has a girlfriend.
Wen Xinlan looked at her, "You robbed your classmate's boyfriend?"
Yu Xiaotong pulled the long back of her shoulder, smiled and told her, "It was my classmate's boyfriend who forcibly took me ...... What's up, you know. I kindly invited them home, and that's what happened. ”
You don't look like you're forced, right? That day it was called an unrestrained passion!
When the memory was sealed, I reacted to his shouts...... With such an unforgettable memory, how can it be told to you like this?
"Don't you believe me? You can ask him directly and see if what I'm saying is true. Yu Xiaotong looked at her with a strange expression, and she didn't have to guess to know what she was thinking.
Wen Xinlan won't go to verify this kind of thing, "Then you broke the jar?"
Yu Xiaotong shook his head, "I can't say that, after all, I have a reason to be inseparable from him...... It can only be said that some people are destined to be together! In the face of God's arrangement, I can't resist or resist a little woman...... Accept your fate!"
"What is the reason?" No matter what kind of woman she is, gossip is always indispensable, and Wen Xinlan is no exception.
Yu Xiaotong smiled and shook his head, "This is a secret, nothing to say." ”
Those unbearable memories, painful pasts, she really didn't want to mention again.
Wen Xinlan is not a person who gets to the bottom of it, since people don't want to say it, she won't force it, but just sighs, "It would be nice if you were more generous." ”
There are some things that most people can't be generous with.
"Tell me about you. Yu Xiaotong pointed to the cab, "How did you know that bastard?"
Wen Xinlan shook his head with a smile, "I think you misunderstood, we have a working relationship...... The reason why I knew each other was because of the orders from above...... We can't have that kind of relationship that you have. ”
She said it very resolutely, she doesn't like playboys, and her always demand is - you can't love me, and I'll shoot you in the head!
She doesn't rub sand in her eyes!
Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, she didn't mean anything insincere, and Yu Xiaotong didn't continue on this topic.
There is enough Wen Qingqing to share with her, so why do you have to bring another one in?
"Do you think we can return to China safely?" Yu Xiaotong changed the topic, for her, returning home safely was only the first step.
But this first step seems to be infinitely difficult, and I don't know if there is a chance to complete it.
Wen Xinlan glanced back at the cab, "This kind of problem should be left to him for a headache, you are a woman, I am a disabled person, why bother so much." ”
She didn't want to think about the pitiful odds, thorny path, so she didn't say anything.
Both women were smart, looked at each other, and both fell silent.
The little fox lay on the ground on one side, watching them chat, scratching their heads with their paws from time to time, as if thinking about something.
It's just that the two stopped talking, and it also drooped its head on the ground, looking listless.
After a while, it suddenly disappeared in place, and Wen Xinlan, who was looking at it, couldn't help but be stunned, and then began to look for it, but now it turned into a tin blanket and surrounded Yu Xiaotong.
What is it doing? Is that the magic of memory metal?
You can change your form at will, which is more magical than Transformers.
Outside, on the road, a truck passed them, emitting thick black smoke, and sped away.
When the truck was gone, the raccoon changed back to its original form and fell back to the ground.
"What happened just now?" Yu Xiaotong was wrapped in it for a while, and asked with some curiosity.
"Infrared thermography scanning. The little fox replied lazily, and just lay down and didn't move.
Except in front of Jiang Ming, usually, it doesn't talk much, even if it speaks, it is very brief.
Wen Xinlan sighed lightly, if it weren't for the little fox, if they wanted to take Yu Xiaotong away, they wouldn't be able to rely on the equipment in the car.
At the very least, there is no device that can block thermal imaging scans......
Yu Xiaotong is also a master's student, although he has not studied thermal imaging technology, but he still knows the general principle.
Those Mi people are really careful, how many checkpoints are waiting for them along the way?
For a while, the atmosphere in the car became even more dull and solemn.
In the evening, the car passed by a small town, Jiang Ming got out of the car and bought some things, and drove the car out of the town again, but he didn't go too far, so he parked the car in an open space not too far from the side of the road.
"They don't spend the night in the town, what are they doing here?" A few hundred meters away, in a large Ford SUV, a white man lowered his binoculars and asked his partner.
"Whatever, eat something first. His companion handed him a lunch box.
"It's up there for us to keep an eye on. He took the lunch box and handed the binoculars in his hand.
His companion didn't take it, but picked up the lunch box, "What do you observe? How do they cook Chinese food?...... I'm going to drool!"
As he spoke, the man opened the lunch box, and then showed a look of disappointment, and couldn't help but look out of the car with envy.
The other man followed his gaze, and his eyes were instantly filled with jealousy—could it be that they had been sent from above to satisfy them?
Jiang Ming in the distance was swinging a spatula to make a very simple dish - fish-flavored shredded pork.
He doesn't know how to cook dishes that are too difficult, he just knows some home-cooked stir-fries. In fact, he is best at barbecue, but there is no chance for him to swing it here.
Cook the meal, bring it in the same way, and give it to the two eldest ladies to taste first.
"There are too many radishes with shredded fish and meat, and we are not rabbits, are you so provincial?" Wen Xinlan felt that he was too suitable to be a restaurant owner, and he was simply a profiteer.
"The fish-flavored shredded pork is fine, but this celery beef tenderloin ...... Is there too much salt?" Yu Xiaotong also put forward his own opinions.
"That's because he added all the salt from the pepper stir-fry over there. Wen Xinlan swallowed a piece of meat into his stomach and found the problem.
Looking at these two aunts and grandmothers who came to open their mouths, where they picked their noses and eyes, Jiang Ming felt that the little fox was much cuter.
Do you want to stew a bone and give it a taste?
Seeing him look at him, the little fox scratched the ground with his paws, "I don't eat these things!"
Knowing that you don't eat it, I will buy you more engine oil when I go back.
The little raccoon dog can only take a small amount of energy from the engine oil, and it is useless to eat anything else.
It is said that it drinks engine oil, gasoline and diesel, and it should be able to eat as much as it wants, but it says it is useless when it eats it.
And ten liters of engine oil is like an adult eating a grain of rice - or millet!
What does it do?
If it weren't for the fact that the energy it absorbed hadn't been digested yet, Jiang Ming was really worried about how to feed him.
It is estimated that if you give it all the engine oil in the world to drink, it will not be able to raise it.
The top existence among foodies!
Jiang Ming glanced at the little fox, went out to clean up the cooking utensils, confirmed that there were no sparks left, and sprayed some insecticide around the car before returning to the car.
"Oh my God, there was something wrong with them, there was only one person in the car. After eating the boxed lunch and smoking two more cigarettes, the person in charge of monitoring turned on the thermal imaging scanner and couldn't help but scream.
The other person glanced over and stopped the partner who was about to call, "Turn off the instrument and get some good sleep." ”
"Ohno! The boss didn't send us here to sleep, but now something is wrong, isn't it?" he said, gesturing at the monitor, but his eyes widened instantly, "What's going on?"
How did they become two of them now? What did they do?
"Don't tell me you're still a virgin. His companion sarcastically told him the truth about this new Ding.
"......" The man looked at it carefully for a while, then turned off the scanner, what was there to see about the two red shadows?, "That's a bastard, the girl's leg is still hurt!"
His companions ignored his righteous indignation, and did that have anything to do with him?
What does that kind of thing have to do with the legs? There are many ways to do it, okay?
Idiot, it's time for you to get a girlfriend!
Wen Xinlan was wrapped aside by the little fox, dodging the scan, and couldn't see the scene that made people blush and hot, but the low moaning and panting still drilled into the ears uncontrollably.
"Raccoon, can you cut out the sound?"
However, instead of soundproofing, the fox removed the barrier - no peeping on the other side anyway!
Changing the iron sheet is ugly, is it good!
The little fox squatted on the ground, watching Jiang Ming do bad things with great interest, it was very curious, why is the reproduction of human beings different from that on their planet?
It's so interesting!
Wen Xinlan didn't have that kind of thought, closed her eyes and covered her ears, and lay on her side - if it weren't for the leg injury, she would definitely have hid as far as she could.
Yu Xiaotong was ashamed when she saw her performance, and scratched the guy who was working hard, "Do we have to do this kind of thing at this time?"
"There's still something bad in you, I'm going to have to help you suck it up sooner. Jiang Ming explained his behavior like this.
What he said is also the truth, Yu Xiaotong has some yang things in her body that are harmful to her, but it is a great tonic for him, why don't you suck it up earlier, hello and me?
Yu Xiaotong scratched him again, obviously he was putting it, how could he be cheeky and say suck?
Damn it!
It is conceivable that she is the most difficult person to go down this way.
Can you not increase the burden on everyone?