Chapter 647 - Feeding Crosstalk (2)

(Make up for yesterday's second update)

Since investing in Deyun Building, Su Minghe likes to bring people over to consume, he is not a rice tray, and he will eventually record it in his own account.

However, when these friends come by themselves or bring others over in the future, it can be regarded as increasing the passenger flow for Deyun Building.

Even his grandson, Li Zhengshu, was calculated by him.

Xiao Li is a government worker, and now he is responsible for entertaining foreign guests, if he brings those foreigners to Deyun Building to listen to cross talk when receiving foreign guests in the future, whether it is from the perspective of income or fame, it is positive.

Grandpa had to take himself out to play, Li Zhengshu couldn't help but agree, in fact, he felt that his grandfather was very good at playing, when he went to those bars when he was a child, grandpa was already a senior stubborn owner there, and if you inquired casually, you all knew the name of the crane master in Suzaku Hutong.

I thought that my grandfather would bring me to some places of sound and sex, but it turned out to be an elegant and simple teahouse, and he also said, "This is the property that my grandfather just placed, and if I am bored in the future, or if I have friends, I can bring it over to support it, and I am not allowed to pay on credit." ”

"Grandpa, why did you suddenly remember to do business?"

"It's just fate, to put it bluntly, I still like it, let's go, you will know when you go in. ”

Because they are the bosses and have reservations, Su Minghe and Li Zhengshu got the top position in the VIP and sat under the stage.

As soon as the two sat down, they saw the old man Duan Zilou coming to the stage with his two nephews.

Su Minghe said with a smile, "We came in time, this little old man's storytelling is very good." ”

As a new young man, Li Zhengshu feels that he can't accept the ancient art form of storytelling, which is far less interesting than watching the Internet in the United States.

Speaking of which, Li Zhengshu is also the first batch of online readers in Daxia, and at this time, he is still thinking about the update of a great god in the evening.

But since the old man said that he wanted to listen, let's spend some time with him, Li Zhengshu looked around, there were quite a lot of people, although most of them were old, but there were also some young people, and there were even beautiful girls, he raised his eyebrows at the man, and felt that this place was okay.

Duan Zilou slapped the startled wood, which scared the frivolous Duan Zilou for a while, and he was suddenly bored.

"In the last book, let's talk about the three heroes and Lu Bu......" It turned out that after talking about "Smiling Proud Jianghu", Duan Zilou started to talk about the Feng Han version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", in order to rub the popularity of the Romance of the Gods, it was also named "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the gods are the meaning of "Feng Han like a god".

"But it was said that Zhang Fei rushed to the pass, everyone knows that this Zhang Fei, he is a reckless person......"

"Hahaha!" laughed at the bottom, including the beautiful woman who was teased by his eyebrows just now.

What's going on, Lai Zhengshu: Should I laugh or what?

I can't get the laugh at all!

It turns out that this "Reckless Man" is a classic cross talk by Guo Qian and Hao Nengnai, Feng Han wrote it in a book, and it is about the reckless Zhang Fei, who is almost the same audience, so Duan Zilou jokingly called Zhang Fei a reckless person at this time, and then reminiscent of Lao Guo's cross talk, everyone thinks it is interesting and funny.

After listening to it for a while, Li Zhengshu felt that this was not the same as the history of the Three Kingdoms that he had learned since he was a child, but the story was quite interesting and enjoyable to listen to.

This part of Lehe belongs to Duan Zilou's own artistic processing, after all, the original work is not so funny.

Seeing that Li Zhengshu's grandson seemed to have listened to it, Su Minghe said on the side, "This is written by Feng Han, so it's called "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is good." ”

Feng Han~ Li Zhengshu retracted the idea he had just made, in fact, it sounded average, far from the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Su Minghe said again, "This teahouse is run by the two of us together, if there are foreign guests in the future, you know." ”

"Grandpa, of course I'm willing to let you make money, let that kid take advantage, I panicked. Li Zhengshu said angrily.

Su Minghe smiled, "I know, how long has it been since you wronged him for stealing the happy word and being lost face by him, as for now, I still remember it." ”

"No, it's not just ......" Li Zhengshu wanted to talk about his aunt, but at this time, Zilou's performance ended, Su Minghe applauded, and Li Zhengshu had to press the table for the time being, waiting for the next decomposition.

Soon began to perform cross talk, and the first ones were Guo Qian and Hao Nengnai, and today's disciples are still in the stage of learning art, and they are also ugly on stage, so Lao Guo They can only work harder.

He already knew that Su Minghe was coming, so today's first cross talk was prepared for Lao Su.

The same cross talk, Lao Guo and they say different things every day, first they come up to talk about all over the world, and finally hold on to the theme, and work together, because of this, even if they don't have many cross talk jokes, there are still a lot of hardcore people who have listened to it over and over again, and every time they have a new taste.

Today, Lao Guo first talked about the third miss of the Su family.

Guo Qian: I have a lot of old friends here today, and I am very happy.

Hao Nengnai: I also have new friends. Guo Qian: Are there any men among your new friends?

Hao Nengnai: Yes, what's wrong?

Guo Qian: Do you know martial arts? (Comparing the night battle Bafang Tibetan knife style)

Hao Nengnai: Oh, don't make a comparison, and cut the major arteries again.

Guo Qian: That's what I mean, is there?

Hao Nenai pointed casually: I see that there is a block, and I guess I know martial arts.

Guo Qian: That's not good, there is no culture at first glance.

Hao Nengnai: Then you judge people by their appearance.

Guo Qian (looking at the audience): Then please write out the words "觌氅", "gluttonous", "曩磲", "蕤颥", "耱貊", "tapir", "豴耋", and "耞耵".

Hao Nengnai: Are you talking about Chinese?

Guo Qian: I am a Chinese teacher, don't doubt my professional skills, then, I write them again, and you can read them out as if you are educated.

Hao Nengnai: Brother, don't come up, admit it, it's not a shame to be uneducated, but what are you looking for this person who can be civil and martial?

Guo Qian (patted his thigh): Oh, isn't this someone looking for me to introduce someone, asking to be able to be literate and martial, Bogu and modern, and good-looking, it's hard for me to die.

Hao Nengnai: Whose girl is this, so demanding?

Guo Qian: There is an old man, he is very bad......

"Hahaha!"

Seeing that everyone was laughing, the girl in the back was also laughing, Li Zhengshu understood, just laughed, so he also laughed.

Su Minghe glared at him, "What are you laughing at, this is me!"

Li Zhengshu stopped abruptly, "Grandpa, they say this about you, can you bear it?"

Then Su Minghe laughed to himself, "I haven't heard this paragraph today, look at what he says." ”

As long as you say "there is an old man, he is very bad", in the cross talk system of Deyun Club, it is Danyangzi Su Minghe, he is a character who appears very frequently in cross talk, and many old audiences know him.

Hao Nengnai: Oh, the daughter-in-law of Old Man Su's family.

Guo Qian: Eh, I have a high vision, and it's hard to find a partner.

Li Zhengshu was anxious, "They still say that I am the third aunt!"

Su Minghe waved his hand disappreciably, "Listen carefully, there must be a burden behind~"