Volume 1: It's impossible to make money Chapter 5: If there is no gold, then it's a bear?
"I advise you to get out of the way and don't get yourself in trouble. Sun Yong saw that Zhou Chang wanted to come out, and immediately made vicious threats.
Sun Yong didn't really want to have any head-on conflict with Zhou Chang in his heart, this Zhou Chang is not the kind of person who is tall and big, but now he looks a little muscular, I'm afraid he has practiced a few times.
Although his body has been transformed, Zhou Chang, who is fighting or something, is really not good at it. This can only be left to the nuclear.
Zhou Chang didn't talk to him too much, and stepped forward to slap Sun Yong in the head, and before that, the nucleus had already taken over his body.
This slap directly slapped Sun Yong to the ground and blinded the person.
The core did not invoke any martial arts moves on the earth, and completely relied on its own computing power, coupled with the modified body of Zhou Chang, to forcibly suppress it.
Sun Yong's eyes were blurred, his mind was completely blank, and he forgot that he still had a dagger in his pocket, and before he could understand what was going on, Zhou Chang's next move came again.
He is still well versed in the principle of mending the knife to knock down the enemy, Zhou Chang directly stepped forward and strangled Sun Yong's neck, although his body was uncontrollable, but he realized that Zhou Chang still didn't want to kill people.
"Don't kill anyone, I don't want to go to prison!" Zhou Chang hurriedly reminded in his mind.
He ignored Zhou Chang's reminder and commanded Zhou Chang's body to continue to move, at first Sun Yong had some resistance, wanting to push Zhou Chang's arm away, and his legs kept kicking on the ground, but this resistance only lasted for a few seconds.
Ten seconds later, Sun Yong rolled his eyes and passed out directly.
"Compression of the carotid artery and 100 percent incapacitation. ”
"Countdown to regain consciousness, about one minute and thirty seconds. ”
"The current threat has been lifted, and the probability of death of the enemy is 0.001 percent. ”
After a large string of words was typed out, the nucleus took the initiative to release the control of Zhou Chang's body.
Zhou Chang was about to break out in a cold sweat, but fortunately, he didn't kill anyone.
However, this Sun Yong was afraid that he would soon regain consciousness, so Zhou Chang immediately went to pull a few shoelaces, tied the person in Shen Xuefei's frightened and surprised gaze, and stuffed the sneakers that had not been brushed for several months and had been glued into Sun Yong's mouth.
"This ...... This...... This ......" Shen Xuefei was ready to be forcibly dragged away by Sun Yong today, I didn't expect this roommate to be so brave?
The figure is good, the size is okay, the appearance is okay, but the poor are a little. Shen Xuefei is not the kind of girl who sees one and loves another, but she still admires this kind of life-saving benefactor.
"If you don't invite me to this meal today, I really won't have the strength to mess with him. Zhou Chang blew a, "Don't be stunned, call the police." ”
Shen Xuefei hurriedly nodded and took out her mobile phone, and after making the phone almost incoherently, she was scared out of cold sweat.
In order to avoid embarrassment, Zhou Chang wanted to sit down and eat a few more bites of food, but when he saw that Sun Yong had knocked the table crooked when he came in just now, and the food was scattered on the ground, he suddenly felt angry and kicked Sun Yong a few times.
When Sun Yong woke up, he hadn't come back to his senses, and looked at Zhou Chang with a look of resentment and wanted to get up and continue fighting, but found that his hands and feet were tied, and Zhou Chang was still tied to death.
opened his mouth to speak, and as soon as he took a breath through his nose, Sun Yong felt that the smell of stinky salted fish went straight to his brain, Zhou Chang was going to throw away these shoes, and he was reluctant to give them up, but he hadn't washed them for a few months, and the sourness naturally didn't need to be mentioned, and he finally woke up, and this mouthful of poisonous gas was inhaled, and he almost fell into a coma without lack of oxygen
People come and go and lose their temper, and can only say something with a mouth blocked by shoes.
"Stay honest. Zhou Chang didn't want to quarrel with Sun Yong, so he didn't plan to take the shoes away.
"You...... Why are you so powerful?" Shen Xuefei finally spoke.
"It's not that I'm good, it's that he's too good. Zhou Chang casually talked nonsense, wanting to fool the past.
Others don't know, but Shen Xuefei knows that this Sun Yong plays fitness and fighting, and he has won a ranking in the province before.
Not to mention being strong and strong, there is also a bit of a fighting routine, and ordinary people are definitely not his opponents.
But this week, Chang took the initiative and slapped people to the ground, and Sun Yong had no time to defend at all, and he couldn't break free from his throat, how much strength did this take?
Zhou Chang thought that his performance just now was very handsome, and he couldn't figure out what else he could do with this roommate, so he shouldn't need to move, right?
But the nucleus poured cold water on him.
"She doesn't have any crush on you. "The text of the nucleus appeared.
"How do you know?" Zhou Chang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood
"There is no significant fluctuation in the hormone levels in her body. ”
“……”
Shen Xuefei remembered that she had been slapped just now, so she hurriedly went to look in the mirror, and then went to the refrigerator to find ice water to compress her face, and tossed for a while, but the police had already come to the door.
Zhou Chang opened the door, and there were two policemen, one old and one young, judging from the number, the one in his forties was established, and the one in his twenties was an auxiliary policeman.
"Did you call the police?" the auxiliary officer asked.
"My roommate called the police. This man rushed in with bad intentions, and I took him down. Zhou Chang let the two policemen into the house and pointed to Sun Yong, who was kicking his legs on the floor of the living room.
The two policemen were stunned when they saw Sun Yong, such a big man, full of muscles, he was tied up?
"What's the matter?" the old policeman turned his head, saw the slap marks on Shen Xuefei's face, and asked directly.
As soon as Shen Xuefei saw the police arrive, tears suddenly fell, crying was pear blossoms and rain, but fortunately, the words could be said clearly. "This is my ex-boyfriend, who has been pestering me since the breakup, and today he came to the door and wanted to forcibly take me away, but fortunately, my roommate was at home and subdued him. ”
The two policemen looked at each other, "The office said to go." ”
Although they hadn't figured out what was going on, the two policemen still searched Sun Yong's body and found a dagger, which Zhou Chang deliberately didn't use just now, just so that the police could find it.
The police handcuffed Sun Yong before untying him.
The confession was recorded quickly, the facts of the case were clear, and there were no twists and turns, but Sun Yong felt that he had suffered a loss after breaking up, and he came to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, and he also brought a knife with him, which is different in nature.
And Shen Xuefei and Zhou Chang's confessions are consistent, confirming that it was Sun Yong who made the first move, Zhou Chang was naturally acquitted, and the old policeman also said that now is the critical stage of fighting the underworld and eliminating evil, and what the public security department wants to crack down on is this kind of social garbage that picks quarrels and provokes troubles.
People are just polite, Zhou Chang didn't take it seriously, and after refusing, he wanted to leave the police station quickly. I haven't been in this big yet, so I'm not used to it.
Zhou Chang understood when he heard it, this Sun Yong estimated that he would not be able to come out for a while, and he was completing the arrest index. When he walked to the door of the police station, he didn't see Shen Xuefei.
"What about the girl who came with me just now?" Zhou Chang turned his head and asked the police.
"Someone came to pick it up, just left. The policeman pointed to the parking lot outside the door and replied by the way, turned to leave, and went on something else.
Zhou Chang trotted a few steps to the parking lot, and saw Shen Xuefei in front, but before he could shout, he saw a young man in a straight suit get out of the back seat of a car in the parking lot and smile at Shen Xuefei.
Shen Xuefei threw herself into the man's arms at once, and the two hugged and kissed before separating for a while.
"What about wearing a suit and covering maggots in the summer?" Zhou Chang spat out.
"You're jealous. There is air conditioning in the car. "The words of the nucleus always come to mind in such a timely manner.
"I can understand why she doesn't feel good for me anymore. She has a boyfriend. Zhou Chang said to himself.
"No, you don't understand. Nuclear retorted.
The next second, Shen Xuefei got into the car with the man and sat in the back seat of the car. When the car drove out, it was not the man who was driving, but the driver.
After the car drove out, Shen Xuefei saw Zhou Chang through the glass window, but she pretended not to see it, didn't even say hello, and even turned her head.
From beginning to end, she didn't say thank you to Zhou Chang.
The butt of the car was directed at Zhou Chang, although he didn't have much knowledge, but he knew a few car markers. The trident logo, Maserati.
Zhou Chang smiled bitterly and shook his head, thinking a little. "Now I understand. ”
"That's right, she doesn't feel for you because you're poor. "Nuclear tells the truth.
"I know what I want. Zhou Chang said to the nucleus.
"You want money. ”
"It's a lot of money. Zhou Chang added.
"Where to start, how much money do you want to make?" asked the core, because it didn't sense a specific idea in Zhou Chang's consciousness.
"It started with a job. At the very least, let me buy a car like that. Of course, the work that Zhou Chang was referring to was definitely not the work of the pit man in the morning.
Generally speaking, a destitute person who has obtained the superpower of nuclear weapons will definitely return to the place of work of the pit man, first carry a cauldron, and then use his excellent performance to conquer everyone there, make the boss kneel down and worship him, and let the company leave him and close down.
Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger ruthlessly, pretend to be forced as much as you want, and slap your face as much as you want.
But Zhou Chang definitely won't.
Only a fool will go back to take the blame!
If I don't find a good place to show my strength, go back and play with those turtle grandchildren? Is it really satisfying to get my own satisfaction in front of their group of people? Isn't that a waste of my beautiful life!
"I'll do it for you. Whatever you want to do. Nuclear said.
"Why did you come to Earth?" Zhou Chang planned to walk home. Anyway, the police station is not very far from home, and he is shy now, and he can eat two steamed buns for two yuan on the bus.
Not to mention that you can get a discount with a bus card, Zhou Chang has no money to pay the deposit for the bus card.
"You're too weak to know more. He did not answer Zhou Chang's question.
"Give me a guide, I'm a little lost. "Zhou Chang came to the police station by car, and he really didn't know the road very well.
After half a minute, the nucleus ignored Zhou Chang's request. It may be that Zhou Chang turned too fast, and the core couldn't keep up with his speed.
"Your phone has this basic function. You're wasting my inventory. "The words of the nucleus can't read any emotion, but Zhou Chang always feels that the nucleus is holding its fiery temper.
I was disgusted by the nuke a few times, and this time it can be regarded as disgusting. Zhou Chang smiled and took out his mobile phone to navigate himself.
"I suddenly realized that I was tired from going to work. Zhou Chang said.
"I also suddenly realized that to go to work step by step, at the level of salary that you can achieve now, if you want to buy a Maserati president including tax, you need to keep all your salary, and you need to keep all your salary for 437.12 months without eating or drinking, totaling 36.42666666666666667 years, which is still not the value of inflation. "Nucleus has a long equation at the end.
"Your computing ability is very strong, right?" Zhou Chang looked at this equation and his heart was half cold.
"My computing power is about 30 million times the combined computing power of all supercomputers on the planet. "Nuclear is very proud.
"Give me a lottery, the kind that can win five million. Zhou Changke was overjoyed.
"Whether it's fucai or sports lottery, it's randomly generated, and the probability is extremely low and can't be calculated. "He already knew what the hell Zhou Chang had in his heart.
"What about stocks? What about futures? There is always a pattern to this thing, and people say that depending on the policy and market direction, you can speculate on what is going on. Zhou Chang still didn't give up, and wanted to drift away on the road of getting something for nothing.
"You're a retail investor and you can never make a lot of money. "Nuclear is very clear. "Besides, with a capital of 500 yuan, it is only 50,000 yuan if you earn a hundred times. will attract the attention of some people. ”
"Then what should I do?" Zhou Chang walked and walked, it was getting late, and he soon arrived home. The exhaustion of the afternoon and evening is long gone.
"I said that whatever you want to do, I will always have your back. "I'm going to hibernate to upgrade myself, and you can wake me up at any time, but for a limited time." Tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, I will wake up automatically on time. ”
After a few lines of typing, the nucleus was no longer moving.