Chapter 1137: The Bullet of Happiness

Ass your ass!

Maybe Watanabe has a certain hobby, or maybe the word ass itself is full of imagination, and Watanabe has a burst of foul language.

"One. ”

What is after the first, what is behind the second, and what is behind the third are all definite numbers, but at this moment, because of Chu Jiang's mouth, it has completely become unknown.

As Chu Jiang's voice shouted numbers, Watanabe's heart immediately hung in the air, and he deliberately changed direction several times, because Chu Jiang's first two bullets made him too faceless.

"Ten! Bang!"

The first time was "one, two, ten." The second time was "one, two, three, ten." This time it turned out to be "one, ten!"

Baga, ten, ten, ten...... Nima ......

As soon as Watanabe heard it, the cross cursed again.

But when he heard the gunshot, his buttocks, oh no, it should be the chrysanthemum that tightened unconsciously, although he thought that the chance of Chu Jiang being able to hit his ass was almost zero, but his chrysanthemum was so disobedient, as soon as he heard the gunshot, he was still tight, like a turtle, and instantly retracted his head.

In the next second, Watanabe's ass was not shot, but he stepped on the air again, and he was extremely embarrassed.

Unconsciously, Chu Jiang's distance with him had narrowed a little closer.

"Nima's, mistaken the branch for the buttocks, is it the eyes are spent, or is it ...... You often have branches stuck in your butt!" Chu Jiang, who didn't hit Watanabe's buttocks, may also be faceless, and shouted at Watanabe.

Your ass is often full of branches, your whole family's ass is often full of branches, and the butts of your ancestors for eighteen generations are often full of branches!

Watanabe did not answer Chu Jiang's words directly, but cursed secretly in his heart.

Light Gong is just a breath, if he speaks when he is performing Light Gong, it will inevitably affect his speed, so he will not be fooled by Chu Jiang.

It's just that he thinks it's weird, Chu Jiang, this guy, is always nagging in his mouth, why doesn't the speed seem to slow down?

"Watanabe-koer, the last bullet is here, I'll count to ten, if you don't stop again, I'm really going to spank your ass!" Chu Jiang shouted again.

"Come on, if you have the ability, you can fight!" Watanabe secretly teased, at this moment he calculated that Chu Jiang could only lay down branches at most, what kind of ass is not ass, it is completely bragging.

"Do you know the consequences of being hit in the ass, that-that-that's to say, from today, for a few days, you won't be able to sell your ass in Heavenly Street!" Chu Jiang said bitterly, as if he wanted to persuade Watanabe to stop.

Chu Jiang, this guy seems to want to come to a "move with affection, know with reason!"

Come on, after passing through Chu Jiangzui, the proud grandson of Watanabe Jizhan, who is at the helm of the largest gang in the country, is a dignified ninja, and it seems that he has to sell his ass in Tianjie to live!

"Of course, when I said that you went to Heaven Street to sell your ass, it wasn't that you were poor and couldn't survive without selling your ass, but that you ...... You like to pick up soap!" Chu Jiang said with a hippie smile on his face.

"Ah!" Watanabe gritted his teeth when he heard this, his eyes filled with anger.

If it weren't for the good teaching of Watanabe Jizhan since he was a child, Watanabe Festival would definitely stop at this moment, desperate to fight with Chu Jiang again, even if he didn't stop, he would be so angry that he would spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Ahh

Watanabe's face was dark, but he didn't speak, and he still flew up the treetops, as if he wasn't so light.

"One, two, three. ”

Then Chu Jiang slowly shouted the number, because the back of one, two, and three may be ten, and all of them may sound randomly, so when Chu Jiang shouted one, Watanabe's chrysanthemum was tight, and when Chu Jiang shouted two, his chrysanthemum was also tight, and when Chu Jiang shouted three, his chrysanthemum was still tight.

Not good!

The urge to pee is coming!...... The meaning of pulling the flight is also coming.

As the saying goes, "lazy people have a lot of and urine", which means that lazy people have many excuses, and the purpose is to avoid hard work. But people with common sense know better that even if you are not lazy, you are always nervous, and you will "poop and pee a lot!"

The conscience of heaven and earth, at this moment, what Watanabe Festival expects most is that the gunfire will sound earlier, anyway, I heard Chu Jiang say that it is already the last bullet, and it will not be disturbed again after the fight, with his light skills, he thinks that Chu Jiang will not be able to catch up with him in the end.

"Four, five, six!"

But after three, it was four, after four, it was five, and after five, it was six!

Oh my God, why not ten!!

Watanabe Setsu felt that he was about to collapse, and he even wanted to shout, Chu Ye, Chu Ye, please hurry up and shout ten, hurry up and finish the last shot.

Anyone who has had surgery knows that it is often not the most painful when it comes to surgery, but the most painful thing is in the queue waiting for the surgery to come......

Yes, at this moment, Watanabe felt like a patient who was about to be pushed into the operating table, and the feeling before the knife was particularly crazy!

Come on, bullets, make them come faster!

That's right, in Watanabe's heart, the last bullet in the mouth of the Chu River has become the same as sung by a certain lyric for Watanabe Festival - the bullet of happiness!

"Seven, eight, nine. ”

But Chu Jiang just didn't shoot, and then slowly shouted the number, when he shouted seven, he paused for a while, paused longer when he shouted eight, and paused even longer when he shouted nine!

The chrysanthemum tightened again and again, and Watanabe felt that his urine was about to pour out, or rather, if he didn't fly down 3,000 feet, his bladder would explode.

Xiangyi also responded!

Oh my God, if Watanabe can turn into lightning, he will definitely kill the guy who didn't shoot in the back immediately.

Please, Master Chu, I'm sorry for you, Master Chu, just move your fingers, just shoot a shot, it's a piece of cake for you!

As long as you shoot, my ass will have no problem letting you plug in a branch!

But Chu Jiang is just not dozens, just like an arrow that hangs but does not fire, it hangs all the time!

At this moment, Watanabe Festival no longer heard any wind, let alone insects, and even felt that it was dark in front of him, how could there be any faint moonlight.

He completely regretted it, SZ is really a ghost place, SZ people are all freaks, he swore that after returning to the country this time, he would not set foot on the land of SZ for a year, no, three years, no, twenty years.

Chu Jiang didn't force him to sign any agreement, but Watanabe, who was on the verge of collapse, had already signed an agreement with himself, a compromise agreement.

But Chu Jiang just doesn't dozens, he just doesn't shoot!

Nima's, is there no bullets, scary just now?

"Ten!"

"Bang!"

Just when Watanabe Matsutsuna wanted to relax a little, a little, the long-lost "ten" voice came, and the longing gunshots rang out.

Heaven and earth, for which color change.