After sending away the anxious wind of schadenfreude, Feng Han really called Le Kan and talked about it, although the truth is not so important, and Le Kan did not ask him for money, he also believed in Le Kan's character, but it was a wedding gift after all, if it was fake, he always felt inappropriate.

“…… In short, which of my friends surnamed Jiao said so. ”

"Look at her, she is naïve or not, and what she did was blamed on her younger brother, alas~" Le Kan said calmly and helplessly.

"So, it was actually your sister who did it?"

"I'll tell you quietly, don't tell the outside world," Le Kan lowered his voice, "Actually, my calligraphy is very bad, so when I was a child, I always stole my father's practice works to sell, but my sister is different, her calligraphy is deeply inherited by my father, and she has the form and spirit, so when she used to go to school, she always imitated my father's calligraphy to sell, she has been very careful, and I thought no one knew about it." ”

"I didn't expect that she, the lord of a city and a city, would do such a cheating thing!"

"Women, they just like to be smart, especially the eldest daughter in this kind of family, they always feel that they are very smart, very capable, and can hold up half the sky, but many times they still have to rely on us as younger brothers to deal with the aftermath, several times she was almost recognized by my father, I helped cover the past, we are in a similar situation, you must also feel deeply, right?"

"Teacher Lekan, we are different~" Everyone has ...... Uh, "This sister of mine is not pro. ”

"I think it's pretty much the same, look at you, when you have a new work, the first thing that comes to mind is to ask my sister to draw illustrations, what a deep sister-brother love this is!"

Feng Han doesn't like to listen to this, who is deep with her, how can it be a sister and brother, "Okay, Teacher Lekan, I'm sorry to disturb you, you can rest, I still have something." ”

Taking his mobile phone downstairs, Han Shiqun asked him, "Have you figured it out?"

"Ah, it's genuine," Feng Han asked again, "By the way, why didn't I see my mother and Su Su?"

"Haha, they went to the station, and said that they would surprise you later~" Han Shiqun revealed it slightly.

Could it be that Han Wu is back!

Yes, it should be yes, otherwise what can you do when you go to the station!

Feng Han sniffed himself, the smell of the hot pot is so strong, no, you have to take a bath!

While washing, Feng Han was still singing the saliva song of "washing and brushing", Han Shiqun listened to the unfamiliar cheerful melody, and thought, look at this child's happiness, he must have guessed it, haha.

However, when Feng Han came out of the shower, he still didn't wait for his mother to come back, but received a text message on his mobile phone, which was from Mr. Zu.

The content is as follows, "Feng Han, the teacher needs your help, I and Mr. Guo and a few of them drink, they have to play what idiom solitaire, the loser either drinks, or compose poems on the spot, the teacher can't drink so much, you quickly help me think of a few poems, first a poem with the theme of bamboo!

Feng Han shook his head helplessly, how old are they, why are they so immature, and this requirement is very difficult.

But after all, he is his homeroom teacher and his backer for the next two years, Feng Han still replied to him, "Then how to calculate this authorship?"

Relatives and apprentices also have to settle accounts!

Zu Xiao: The teacher will rob you of these false names, isn't the editor-in-chief of the scholar asking you for a manuscript, you can just vote directly to the scholar, and you can earn some manuscript fees.

Well, it kind of makes sense, "Remember, it's better to eat no meat than to live without bamboo." No meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. People are thin and fat, but people are not curable. Others laughed at this, like a high or a fool. If you still chew on this, how can there be Yangzhou cranes in the world. ”

This is Su Shi's "Yu Qiansheng Luyunxuan", an argumentative poem with a prose style, praising the elegance and elegance of Yu Qiansheng, criticizing the social phenomenon of rampant materialism, and this poem has left the famous sentence "It is better to eat without meat than to live without bamboo." ”

The person holding the mobile phone is actually Teacher Li Yan, she didn't expect the other party to reply so quickly, and it will be such an excellent and uninhibited prose poem, this poem has a lot of dictionaries, and it is completely unimaginable that it will be created by a sixteen-year-old teenager!

Li Yan refused to admit defeat, and typed another string of words, "Let's write another poem about lotus!"

Feng Han was puzzled, did the idiom solitaire lose again? Teacher Zu's combat effectiveness is not good!

In less than a minute, Li Yan received another poem: "The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, and the shade of the tree shines on the water and loves the sunshine." The little lotus showed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly had already stood on its head. ”

This is the Southern Song Dynasty poet Yang Wanli's "Little Pond", a short poem with a fresh temperament, and the picture is full of sense, three or four sentences give people the feeling that a photographer has captured an interesting picture in the pool.

It's incredible, it's incredible! It's been written before, isn't it? How could it be so fast! It's so good! It's so contrary to common sense!

Li Yan didn't give up, she finally sent one, "This group of people is so hateful, they want me to make a song of Xijiang Yue on the spot, help me think about it!"

Feng Han is even more helpless, the difficulty has escalated, you group of high school teachers, as for playing so big, and writing lyrics on the spot, do you know that when they write essays, they are most afraid of encountering this type of direct word brand name, which is very difficult to play!

Xijiangyue, Xijiangyue, the two most bold poets of the Song Dynasty, Su Shi and Xin Qiji have done a lot of Xijiangyue, Feng Han chose Xin Qiji's most well-known song, "Teacher Zu, I'll help you for the last time, if you can't, let's pee away - the bright moon is not a branch, and the breeze is chirping cicadas in the middle of the night." The fragrance of rice flowers says that there is a good year, and the sound of frogs is heard. Seven or eight stars outside the sky, two or three points of rain in front of the mountain. In the old days, at the edge of the forest of the Maodian Society, the road turned to the river bridge and suddenly saw it. ”

Li Yan on the bed put down her phone blankly, she had already asked such a tricky question, he could easily make a poem of such high quality, he, he, he, is he still human!

At this time, Zu Xiao had already finished taking a bath, and came to Li Yan's side with a bath towel, and was just about to pull her little hand, when he saw her with a stinky face.

"Teacher Li, what's wrong with you, didn't you say that today I took advantage of no one at home to live in a two-person world, I've been ready for a long time!" Teacher Zu's eyes were shining, his blood was boiling, and he even wanted to have a hip-hop.

"Teacher Zu, can you explain to me about Feng Han!" Li Yan shook the text message on her phone.

"What? Can't you see clearly?"

Li Yan put the screen on Zu Xiao's face, and then Zu Xiao saw it, "I'd rather eat no meat than live without bamboo." "See" Xiao Lotus showed his sharp corners, and a dragonfly had already stood on his head. "I saw" seven or eight stars in the sky, two or three points in front of the rain mountain. ”！

One by one, one sentence at a time, all of them violently impacted the soul of Zu Xiao's poetry, good sentences, good sentences!

Wait, let's look at the SMS communicator, Feng Han!

Zu Xiao knelt beside Li Yan's leg for the first time, and while helping her pinch her leg, he admitted his mistake, "Wife, I was wrong!

……

As soon as he replied to Mr. Zu, Feng Han saw his mother's car drive back!

Feng Han hurriedly dropped his mobile phone, made sure that his hairstyle was not messy, and then kicked downstairs, the first to enter the door were Su Su and his mother, and before he could see who the person behind was, the person behind jumped out from the middle of Su Su, the mother in front, and hugged Feng Han tightly, "My eldest grandson, I miss my grandmother!"

A middle-aged and elderly energetic woman with short black hair hugged Feng Han's neck, and Feng Han shouted with the little breath left, "Grandma~ Why are you here?"