I thought I would be killed by Chen Menghan, but it turned out to be unexpected, I was insulted by Chen Menghan, and I was insulted by a dead corpse.

At that moment, I was stunned, completely stupid, my whole mind was blank, what was Chen Menghan doing, if you don't kill me, then you let me go, why do you want to kiss me, that's my first kiss.

"Hey, Liu Jinyang, are you dead?"

I don't know how long it took, Liu Laodao kicked me, woke me up from my tremor, and subconsciously pushed Chen Menghan out.

"Ahh

I screamed, and I didn't know what I was screaming.

"What's the ghost called, it's not moving, you're not dead"

Liu Laodao scolded me, turned around and looked at Chen Menghan, who was no longer moving at this time, no different from an ordinary dead corpse.

"Old man, old man, I was insulted by a dead body"

I said to Liu Laodao with a sad face.

"Not a dead corpse, a resentful corpse"

", can you comfort me?"

"Okay, stop the ink, come and see, what's going on, old man, I'm confused now"

Old man Liu was really confused at this time, Rao was that he had never seen such a strange thing in so many years.

"Oh good"

I answered, I was about to get up, but when I moved, I found that I was sore, and I couldn't even climb up, and I was very tired.

"Old man, I, I, I don't have the strength, I don't know what's going on, am I poisoned by the corpse"

My first reaction was to be poisoned by the corpse, I was going to cry, I had escaped death several times, couldn't I escape?

"Don't worry, hands outstretched"

When Liu Laodao heard this, he immediately became serious, the corpse poison is not a joke, and it will die at any time.

I stretched out my hand, Liu Laodao grabbed my pulse with a solemn expression, I stared at his face, for fear that he would say some bad news, but Liu Laodao's face became strange.

"Boy, Li Shan took you to be buried alive that day, did you do anything else?"

Liu Laodao asked.

"No, I fought with him for half a night that night, and then they caught him and stuffed him directly into the coffin, old man, tell me honestly, is it hopeless"

I doubt that the old man is deliberately trying to reassure me that I am really going to die.

"Well, it's hopeless"

"Ahh

I sat down on the ground, suspecting that there was still a glimmer of hope, but what the old man said...

"Don't howl, if you call Boss Chen's people, you'll really die"

"What, old man, you lied to me?"

I immediately reacted, glaring at Liu Laodao, old bastard, can you die if you don't play with me, are you kidding at this time?

"I didn't lie to you, you're fine now, but it's almost there, boy, I've heard of the secret marriage."

"I've heard it, didn't you take me to see it two years ago, don't you say that I and Chen Menghan are married, let me tell you, I won't be deceived by you again, who will you be?"

I rolled my eyes, I have not only heard of the secret marriage, but also seen it, at that time, Liu Laodao bragged and bragged, and said that he would take me to see it several times, so I caught his sore foot, and really took me to see it.

But it's not as evil as the legend goes, it's just that two young people who are almost dead have a wedding, and it's no different from an ordinary wedding, except that things are changed, and then they are buried separately, and that's it.

The key is that there are a lot of rules for secret marriage, Chen Menghan and I are just locked in the same coffin, and we haven't done anything, how can we have a secret marriage.

"You know a fart, although the ghost marriage that I took you to see last time is real, it is just a situation, it is called a shape marriage, do you know what the real best ghost marriage model is"

"How many other models of ghost marriage are there?"

"Nonsense, the best model of underworld marriage is a living person and a dead person, and the living person carries the negative aura of the dead person's yin and resentment, so as to achieve the purpose of balancing yin and yang, but the living will lose their life, and it is normal to live for a few months, although you and the daughter of the Chen family do not have those cumbersome etiquettes now, but you have the fact of the underworld marriage, aren't you full of strength, do you want to know what the reason is?"

"What is the reason?"

"Kidney deficit"

Liu Laodao's words almost made me squirt out a mouthful of blood, go to the special kidney loss, Lao Tzu is only sixteen years old, it is the most energetic time, usually blue, how can I lose my kidney.

"Don't be in a hurry to scold the street, I didn't joke with you this time, your pulse tells me that you are a kidney deficiency, and I almost know what's going on, this Chen Menghan was instilled with the resentment of eight people with an evil array, how can these grievances be concentrated in one person, they want to blow up, so they will arrange for you to be buried alive, when you are in the coffin, Chen Menghan must have sucked your yang energy, this is to give you a mark, the truth of the marriage has already been there."

Later, you were rescued by me, and no one helped Chen Menghan balance yin and yang, so she cheated the corpse, and then now she met you again, she was very uncomfortable, so she would rather let go of life and death revenge than revenge and come to you, just now, she has sucked the yang energy on your body almost enough, if you come a few more times, you will die of exhaustion"

Liu Laodao explained to me very seriously, but I was already sluggish.

"Old man, do you mean that not only did I lose my first kiss, but I also lost my first time?"

"Smack"

Old man Liu slapped him and scolded, "You little cub, you're still thinking about a fart for the first time at this time, you still have to think about what to do, you can't hold her up a few times."

"Old man, you save me, I, I, I'll give you all the private money, you save me"

The old man woke me up completely, and I also knew that I was scared, and I kept shivering at the thought of being sucked to death by Chen Menghan and looking like a dry corpse.

"Let's go, someone's coming"

Liu Laodao suddenly let out a low roar, grabbed my arm, and then left quickly, but we didn't go far, but hid in a street corner and secretly observed.

Soon, a group of people appeared, the first ones were Boss Chen and Li Sanye, although they looked scared to death, they still kept approaching Chen Menghan, and in the end, they still came to Chen Menghan's side, and everyone was relieved to see that Chen Menghan didn't react at all.

Then, they tied Chen Menghan with a rope, stuffed it into a sack, and then took it away in a car.

"Old man, what do they want to do?"

"I don't know, but someone should have pointed me out"

"Pointing out, do you mean the master behind the Chen family? Old man, do you think they will burn Chen Menghan's body, then will I be fine?"

I said in surprise, when I thought that Boss Chen and they were likely to burn Chen Menghan's body in order to solve it, I was very happy, there was no corpse, see how you suck Lao Tzu.

"Have you forgotten what I told you, one corpse, two ghosts, three souls and four evils, the corpse is the easiest to solve, if it becomes a ghost, it is not so simple, at least the ghost has no entity, ordinary people can't deal with it, do you think the master of Boss Chen's family will be so stupid?"

Liu Laodao glanced at me and said, I was dumbfounded, paralyzed, too proud, what can I do.

"Old man, can you not look like you don't care about yourself, I'll use all my private money to save me, you say, what should I do?"

The old man's appearance of hanging up high on his own has nothing to do with himself, and I hate it so much, I am dying of it, you know?

"Okay, you said it yourself, I want to meet that guy too, do you still have the strength to walk?"

Liu Laodao put his hands behind his back, looked like a master, and said very indifferently.

My old face suddenly turned red, I had no strength, my feet were soft, it seemed that my kidney was really lacking.