CHAPTER XXVII. 75

"Why bother?" Zhang You was like this, even Li Bang was a little unbearable, pulled the old man Huang, and whispered: "He's like this, don't..."

"I'm calling him to wake him up!" Huang Gong hoped that it was okay for the old man Huang not to persuade him, and after persuading him, he lost his temper, and after giving Zhang You two feet, he said angrily: "How can Lao Tzu have such an uncompetitive nephew as you, damn, Lao Tzu refuses to learn all his skills, what is good about that old Wang Ba, he knows that it is ecstasy and still wants to drink it, he is really angry with his grandmother!"

"What the hell is going on?" Li Bang glanced at Huang Gong and looked at Old Man Huang with a blank face, and then at Zhang You who was curled up on the ground and pretending to be a dead corpse, it was really a little inexplicable, although he heard something about it, but it was only limited to this Zhang You who did have something to do with He Qi and their old man, but how deep the relationship was, it was really not something that could be heard in one or two sentences.

"Damn, how do you say it!" Huang Gongwang sighed dejectedly, and it took a long time to tell such a story.

Of course, in Huang Gongwang's opinion, the old guy surnamed Mo is a liar that is a mouthful of kung fu, compared to the kung fu in his hands, everyone is half a catty and eight taels, no one is better than whom, the only difference is that when the two people meet, the old guy is older, the two people first met, because Huang Gongwang saw that he was unhappy and stole his wallet, who knew that when he opened it, it was a lot of counterfeit banknotes, Huang Gongwang was stunned for a long time with this fake banknote, and then remembered that this fake banknote can also be spent, and then when he took the counterfeit money to find a seemingly honest shopkeeper and wanted to buy something, he was pressed to the ground by two policemen, although he was very proud of being a thief at that time, but he was still afraid of the police, and honestly contributed thousands of real money on his body, just begging to let him go, at this time, the old guy surnamed Mo ran out.

"It's really fucking annoying! Lao Tzu thought it was a real policeman, and only after he came out laughing did he know that it was his two accomplices, this old thing laughed enough and put on an idiot look, saying that Lao Tzu has good skills, and wants to invite Lao Tzu to join the gang, of course Lao Tzu doesn't do it, just say what kind of ability do you have as an old boy, and want to suppress Lao Tzu?"

"And what did he say?" For Li Bang, this is a history that he doesn't know, to this point, he gradually understands that it is not enough to judge the partner around him just by the news he got during the years when Ma Chengkong was undercover, that old guy has no scale to analyze, and the only principle to do things is probably just to do what he wants, but Li Bang has always had an idea in his heart, what he believes is that if you want to know what a person's character is, you have to see what kind of life he has experienced, a single living environment creates a single human nature, and a complex living environment gives people living in it a more complex characterAlthough the personality can be complicated, it is not traceless, as long as the environment that affects his life is identified, then a conclusion can be drawn, so Li Bang stared at Huang Gong and looked at Old Man Huang expectantly, and asked: "What was he doing in Xi'an at that time?"

He first returned Lao Tzu's money to Lao Tzu. Huang Gongwang laughed dryly, then rolled his eyes, patted Li Bang's shoulder and said: "In this way, just said that you don't practice fake tricks, let's play and you'll know, you kid doesn't look stupid, if you learn my old man's trick, then you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life, how about it, are you interested?"

"This, are you going to lie to me?" Li Bang nodded helplessly, what did the old guy surnamed Mo do, he Li Bang couldn't be clearer, not to mention that Huang Gongwang's expression was too straightforward, it was clearly saying that he Huang Gongwang was a little embarrassed that the old man was deceived, so he thought about letting him Li Bang also get into a pit, but did he Li Bang really look like an idiot who was deceived?

"It's called communication, yes, it's communication, teach you what I will, and then everyone will do it, right?"

"Okay. Li Bang nodded speechlessly, secretly feeling that his luck has been worse recently, not only was He Qi break his good situation and then suppressed his limelight, not to mention, he actually met such a ghostly neurotic old man, looking at his appearance, he should not be an idiot once, this old man is not going to say something serious, when there is no way, an idiot also has to deserve it, anyway, he will definitely not be able to deceive me, Li Bang comforted himself like this, stretched out his hands, and said listlessly:" Come on, I'm ready. ”

"It's not to teach you magic, what are you ready for?" Huang Gongwang looked at the old gentleman's eyes, and pointed to Li Bang's trouser pocket angrily and said: "This ability that Lao Tzu taught you is called turning one hundred yuan into two hundred yuan, and it is conjured from this unsuccessful guy, do you believe it or not?"

"He?" Li Bang was stunned for a moment, and after glancing at Zhang You, who was shrunk into a ball on the ground, he shook his head funny and said: "How is it possible, he is like this, let alone that he has no money on his body, even if he has money, you can't take it out, the two feet you just kicked me, I will scream even if I can bear it, he is good, he doesn't say a word, and turns money from wood, this kind of ability is also unusual." ”

"Then take a hundred yuan first!" Huang Gongwang glared at Li Bang impatiently, and didn't forget to scold: "Damn, what is a big old man talking about, don't you know that time is money?"

"Alright, alright, then I'd like to see how you conjure it. Li Bang was scolded and couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't talk nonsense, he took out his wallet and took out a hundred and handed it to Huang Gongwang, and then he stared at his eyes and folded his hands and prepared to watch the play, but the next moment Huang Gongwang did something that really made his eyes almost stare off, this old guy didn't say anything to Zhang You on the ground, and second, he didn't play the magician's tricks to cover up, but straightforwardly put the hundred yuan in his pocket, and even didn't forget to smile at Li Bang, so Li Bang was stunned and asked:" W-what is this?"

"Cheating money. Huang Gongwang smiled wickedly at Old Man Huang, clapped his hands and glanced at Li Bang maliciously, and said, "How about it, are you interested in learning a million?"

"Forget it. You win. Li Bang cried and waved his hand again and again, but he admired the old guy a little in his heart, although this small situation is not worth mentioning, but in terms of deception, it is the manifestation of the core concept, that is, every word said by the liar should be used to deceive people, and the rest are nonsense.

"Yes, Lao Tzu was deceived by that Wang Ba with this kind of bad trick. Huang Gongwang was finished, and said with some embarrassment: "Lao Tzu is really unconvinced, but later, he said that there is a big deal to do, which is much more interesting than Lao Tzu touching his wallet, at that time, Lao Tzu was not very old, only a little more than fifty, I wanted to find some excitement, and I agreed to it when I was curious, mother, if I didn't agree to him, it wouldn't make my nephew, an unsuccessful nephew, become like this!"

"What business?" Li Bang finally waited for the drama meat, and hurriedly pricked up his ears.

"Damn, it's not a good deed, at that time, Xi'an City made a charity dinner, sent a secretary to send invitations to everyone, the old thing fell in love with Lao Tzu's ability, so he asked Lao Tzu to steal the dozen invitations to play with the bag, and then they learned to find a hotel and made one, and the rich people who took the Lao Tzu bag invitation went to the old boy's side, and let them donate money after entering, saying that they could have lunch with the mayor after donating money, and they made a million million at once, and then took the million to help the lonely and widowed old man。 Speaking of this, Mr. Huang Gongwang sighed, pointed at Zhang You and said: "That year, this kid happened to be on a business trip in Xi'an, and there was a shortage of manpower there, so I thought that it was not a matter for him to be miserable in the county, so he asked him to go to the miscellaneous work for tens of thousands of yuan, but he became fascinated after chatting with the old boy for a few words, and said that he wanted to be a good person and a good person, and he became this virtue!"

"He really has a set of demagoguery. Zhang You is now like this, there is no need to say anything more, for this, Li Bang is very envious, although the old guy is a little nervous, and he is also nondescript in doing things, but I have to admit that except for He Qi's people who got too close to him and learned his nondescript set, the rest of the people are said to be dead-hearted, Li Bang sometimes even thinks, if he also has this ability, what kind of amazing situation will Qianmen become, but unfortunately, this kind of thing is just thinking about it, Li Bang doesn't think that he has the old man's nervous kung fu to buy people's hearts everywhere, and wants to buy people's hearts, thankless work is always inevitable, and time always has to be spent, with these times, Li Bang still prefers to drink a little wine and be comfortable.

"Even Lao Tzu was bewitched, mother, I want to smoke myself when I think about it!" Huang Gongwang sighed with a feeling in his heart, and continued: "Lao Tzu saw those old guys being grateful to him at that time, and remembered that those people who were stolen by Lao Tzu pointed at Lao Tzu and called his mother, and he didn't feel good in his heart, a ghost was obsessed, he actually believed in his set, and wanted to learn to be a good person, mother, this good person is really not made by people!" Lao Tzu held back, and finally held back to this day, do you really think that Lao Tzu planted trees everywhere to govern this broken mountain?"