Although the back street of the Humble Administrator's Garden is also a little prosperous, but after all, it is not as prosperous as the night market in Guangzhou, but a street of seven or eight hundred meters is finished in five or six minutes, except for the fortune tellers, selling souvenirs, and pinching clay people, there are only some small tricks left, nothing more than some goods that pretend to be honest and sell some gold ingots like honest farmers, Zhu Jiujiu casually glanced at it a few times, and suddenly felt bored to go home, a small face was also pulled down, and he pouted unhappily and said: "It's boring, it's boring, and there's no fun person." ”

"My eldest lady, where are you going to find so many interesting people to play with you in a hurry. He Qi said with a sad face: "Although there are many tourists in Suzhou, after all, it is a tourist city, and it naturally needs some face, and it is impossible to have more than 20,000 people in a random railway station square like Guangzhou." ”

"Then go to the Humble Administrator's Garden to play?" Zhu Jiujiu looked around, his eyes lit up, and said: "This place is very famous, I haven't played it yet, haven't you been here a few times, just be a tour guide, but if you don't say it well, I will be unhappy." ”

"Isn't it just a garden, what is there to see about flowers and plants? He Qi really doesn't have much interest in this kind of landscape, no matter how beautiful the place is, he will feel bored, and said with a bitter face: "This place has more than 70 acres, and the day is very hot, and everyone has to lose weight when they go shopping. ”

"What's so nice about that thing, it's all something that I don't understand. Zhu Jiujiu looked uninterested, glanced at He Qi and said.

That's not right. In addition to this garden in Suzhou, the most famous is Pingdan, Jiang Yuequan didn't know how popular a small bullet was back then, and several of his apprentices were also very level, a song lingered, three days endlessly, it was really a rare enjoyment in this world, I love the Sword Pavilion Wenling..."He Qi said with great interest, not realizing that Zhu Jiujiu's face was already ugly.

"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!" Zhu Jiujiu stomped his feet and shouted: "I'm going to the Humble Administrator's Garden, I'm going to the Humble Administrator's Garden, I'm going to the Humble Administrator's Garden!"

"Okay. He Qi was afraid of Zhu Jiujiu, nodded helplessly, shook his head and sighed, and walked towards the entrance of the Humble Administrator's Garden with Zhu Jiujiu.

However, when the two of them walked nearby, they were stopped by a middle-aged woman, only to see her come up with a smile on her face, and said in a suppressed voice: "The two of you are going to the Humble Administrator's Garden, right?"

"Yes, what, do you have a ticket?" Zhu Jiujiu was originally bored to the point that he wanted to go shopping to pass the time, but when he saw someone coming up, he was hiding and sneaky, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, saying in his heart that if this is a peer who sells fake tickets, he can also have a play, as for how to play tricks on this woman, Zhu Jiujiu didn't think about it, this is completely He Qi's business.

"There is no ticket, there is a way. The woman looked left and right, and said mysteriously: "Girl, I'll tell you, now the ticket price is high, one hundred and two for one person, why don't you have this money to eat and drink, if you go with me, I will send it to you, and one person will be twenty!"

"Do you have a relationship?" Zhu Jiujiu glanced at all kinds of people near the Humble Administrator's Garden strangely, and saw that there were not a few sneaky people like this woman, but these people never dared to go to the ticket office at the entrance of the Humble Administrator's Garden, and from time to time there were a few people who looked like security guards came over to drive away these people with strange faces, seeing this situation, Zhu Jiujiu was a little confused, presumably the Humble Administrator's Garden also knew about the existence of these people, and it didn't seem that they were welcome, how could this woman bring people in?

"If you don't go through the main gate, now the investigation is strict, and no one's relationship can be brought in. The woman is also a shrewd person, seeing Zhu Jiujiu looking around, there was still a little doubt between her eyebrows, and she quickly understood what she was thinking, and simply explained very frankly: "Girl, don't look at the high-walled compound of the Humble Administrator's Garden, but it's not like this inside, there are several places where the rockery is against the wall, as long as you put up a ladder, you can enter the people, when you go in, just go down the path on the rockery, and we will charge a money to lead the way, twenty, how cost-effective!"

"It's a good deal. Zhu Jiujiu's eyes rolled, revealing a sly smile with ill intentions, and he ran to the side with He Qi and whispered a few times, ignoring his objections, and said to the woman: "Eldest sister, let's go buy something, and then come over later." ”

"Okay, remember to look for me!" The woman saw that the business was not done, and she didn't take it to heart, so she said a word and wandered around to find someone else, not seeing the wry smile on He Qi's face at all.

"Don't do it. He Qi said helplessly: "This kind of thing is not fun, it will be caught in the urn." ”

"What are you afraid of? It's so big inside, let's just be careful. Zhu Jiujiu didn't care whether He Qi agreed or not, she was on the rise, she smiled when she thought of her idea, and she was so happy that she almost jumped up, threw down He Qi and ran to the gate of the Humble Administrator's Garden, first looked at a few staff at the ticket office, and then ran to the entrance ticket check to take a few looks, and then ran back triumphantly and said: "It's very simple, I just saw several companies selling the kind of commemorative shirts on their bodies, as long as you make a work permit and get some invoice stamps." ”

"It's not the same. He Qi shook his head helplessly and said: "The kind of commemorative shirt in the Humble Administrator's Garden is a good material, and the surrounding ones are all imitations, and the font size and style on it are different, so it is difficult to get by." ”

"Oops, you're so stupid to get sunburned. Zhu Jiujiu knocked on the door of He Qi's head and said: "Where have those tourists who climbed over the wall seen the staff wearing any clothes, we just need to keep a straight face and wear a work card, they are thieves, where will they study the truth and falsehood, okay, okay, hurry up and prepare, I have to have a good time today!"

"Where are the seals going to go? He Qi really didn't want to go to the Humble Administrator's Garden to make trouble, God knows if Zhu Jiujiu would go to the big garden on a whim after he had had enough, that kind of thing was terrible to think about, so he simply made a very embarrassed look, spread his hands and said, "I haven't seen anyone do this." ”

"I saw it, isn't there a seal engraved over there, although it's a square seal, but it's better than nothing, as long as there is something like that, and that person doesn't look like a good person, I don't believe he will have that kind of official seal." Zhu Jiujiu couldn't wait for a long time, so he pulled it over and trotted and ran towards the mixed place in the back street.

What Zhu Jiujiu wants to play is not too complicated, she just took a fancy to this opportunity to evade tickets, where there is ticket evasion, there will definitely be a ticket check, the Humble Administrator's Garden is generally just in and out of the amusement park nature, but this does not prevent the staff inside from seeing suspicious tourists occasionally spot check a ticket, Zhu Jiujiu has already thought about it, first buy a set of cultural shirts worn by the staff, with documents, and then go to print a few things with the words to make up the ticket, get an official seal, first go up from the woman's ladder, and then guard the exit of the rockery, come to a fine, and take the official seal to cover the ticket after the punishment, and it will be overThis matter is indeed not difficult.

first bought two commemorative shirts on the side of the road, and then ran to the guy who carved the seal to carve a seal to make up the ticket, and then, it was the work of the printing shop, Zhu Jiujiu worked hard, He Qi had to sigh, and after a while, he was pulled by Zhu Jiujiu to a printing shop, but the boss inside was a little absent-minded, seeing the two of them coming in, he looked up and didn't even say hello, he grabbed a tie with both hands, and walked around, not knowing what he was playing.

"Boss, boss!" Zhu Jiujiu knocked on the table unhappily and shouted, "It's business!"

"Wait, right away. The young boss frowned, said a perfunctory word, didn't even look at Zhu Jiujiu, just kept pulling the tie and wrapping it around his hand.

"What are you playing?" Seeing that the boss was so attentive, Zhu Jiujiu was also curious, and couldn't help but lean over and ask, "Are you learning to tie a tie?"

"What do you know? This is called a brain teaser!" The boss finally raised his eyelids and glanced at Zhu Jiujiu, but his face was impatient and looked down.

This made Zhu Jiujiu couldn't help but be furious, and slapped the table and shouted: "This girl has an IQ of one hundred and eighteen, and she has never been afraid of any sharp brain turn!

"I've been studying it for several days, can you break it?" the boss sneered disdainfully and said, "I really made this bet with you!"

"What rules?" Zhu Jiujiu pulled a handful of He Qi, gave him a look, and signaled him to be smart, her voice just now was just an impulse to talk casually, as for her own efforts, she was still a little self-aware, and she regretted it as soon as the boss answered, but when she saw He Qi's face smiling but not smiling, Zhu Jiujiu's courage became bigger again, although this guy is really not a good person, but IQ is not a big problem, this kind of petty meaning looks at his virtue I am afraid that he didn't see it at all, so he simply took out a hundred-yuan bill and slapped it on the table, and shouted: "Come on, come on, just talk about not practicing fake tricks, it's not fun to bet without money, you pay some money out, we mean it. ”

"I don't pay!" Unexpectedly, the boss was not stupid, shook his head like a rattle, and said: I lost money by making this bet with someone in a bar a few days ago, and I am not a fool, but I don't want to suffer another loss, it's a big deal to help you do it for nothing, anyway, it doesn't cost much to print something. ”

"You lost once and you haven't figured it out, the guy who won your money has at least shown you, right?" Zhu Jiujiu couldn't help but feel that this boss was really not smart enough, but where there are losers, there are winners, and the winners must understand this trick, and they have succeeded, but looking at the appearance of the boss is incomprehensible, which makes Zhu Jiujiu look down on him a little.

"He's moving so fast, I can get it in the blink of an eye, what can I do. The boss stretched out his hand, pulled the tie and said: "The rules are also simple, that is, two hands grasp the ends of the tie, and then do not let go, tie a knot in the middle, if you think it is easy, then you try it, let's say okay, if you lose, the money will belong to me!"

"Come on, whoever is afraid of whom!" When Zhu Jiujiu heard this, he felt that this matter was too easy, snatched the tie, grabbed it in his hand, first pulled it into a long strip, and then staggered his arms, and deliberately bent his wrists inward, seeing that the tie was already intertwined together, he pulled his hands triumphantly, but only saw that the entangled tie was loosely separated under this pull, and a knot was not tied out。

"I said, I've tried everything, it's useless. "The boss has spent a lot of effort on this tie these days, but no matter what kind of skills he uses, he has come up with a thousand tricks, it is a failure, and he has long been depressed.

"He Qi!" Zhu Jiujiu angrily ripped the tie off his arm, and wrapped it around the neck of He Qi, who was laughing and gloating, and between the ten fingers flying, he tied a dead knot, and shouted viciously: "If you can't get it right, I'll strangle you!"

"Okay. He Qi was startled, quickly put away his smile, took off the tie and put it on the table, tilted his head and thought for a while, smiled slightly, first crossed his hands and hugged his shoulders, then put his right hand under his left arm, and put his left hand on top of his right arm, then he bent down and leaned down, grabbed the ends of the tie with both hands, stretched his arms, and a knot was tied out by him.

"No!" Zhu Jiujiu and the boss were both stunned, and then they stood up and grabbed the tie in He Qi's hand, although the boss moved quickly, but Zhu Jiujiu was very close to He Qi, but she was robbed of the first, and did it again like this, and sure enough, a knot was made.

"I'm convinced!" Waiting for Zhu Jiujiu to have had enough, the boss took it and tried it again, and then said dejectedly: "Okay, what do you want to print, I'll give it away for nothing!"

"Two work permits, and some supplementary tickets, to coated paper. Zhu Jiujiu remembered his trick, and became happy again, and said with a smile: "You can design it, just have a look." ”

Brother I'm sorry, it's like this, the right arm is placed under the left arm, like a primary school student sitting upright, and then the right arm does not move, the left hand goes down, and goes under the right arm, which is equivalent to crossing left and right, and then, the left hand goes up, and goes out to the right arm, at this time I pick up both ends of the tie, and pull out the hand is a knot, I'm very sorry, and wait for Zhengyi to get better, so I will change this chapter