459 Incidents
The cat sitting on the flying carpet is a gray cat with folded ears, but it looks slender and powerful, not the round appearance of an ordinary domestic cat.
He just sat on the flying carpet, slowly crossing the night sky of the river and sea, looking at the lively city, and a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes from time to time.
"I haven't been back for more than a year in the city of humans. ”
When he flew over the neighborhoods, he also saw the whereabouts of many super cats, and his brows furrowed slightly: "So many super cats?
Suddenly, he looked at it, and it turned out to be a cat and a dog.
"Dog walking powerhouse? It's still such a big dog, this super cat must be very powerful, maybe it can help me......"
Thinking of this, the folded ear cat flew down on the flying carpet and came directly to this community, slowly floating on a lawn.
Yuwan was lying on his rough body for a routine walk, and said unpleasantly: "You dogs, you have to go outside to run outside for a and pee, primitive, it's so primitive." ”
Rough noodles grinded his teeth and said: "You know a fart, this is called health, and slip around, and live to ninety-nine." ”
While they were arguing, a voice came: "Hello. ”
Yuyu and Thick Noodles looked up, and immediately saw the folded ear cat sitting on the flying carpet.
Yuwan's eyes lit up, and it was really his eyes that shone into the super cat in mid-air, and he said excitedly: "There is a flying carpet! What kind of ability do you have?"
The folded cat on the flying carpet said, "It's just the ability to make things fly, it's nothing great, my name is Cheese, are you the super cats around here?"
"Yes, my name is Yumaru, and I'm Elvis Presley from Hanada New Village. Yuwan patted his chest and said, "The entire neighborhood is all under my control." ”
Rough noodles pursed his lips, didn't bother to pay attention to the blowing of the fish balls, just looked at the folded ear cat in the sky, and said secretly in his heart: "Let things fly? This ability can be very wasteful, but it can also be very powerful." I don't know what kind of person he belongs to. ”
And when Cheese heard what Yuwan said, a hint of joy flashed in his eyes: "Yes, Hanada Elvis, I'm actually here to find my sister, can you help me?"
"No problem, it's on my head. Yumaru said, "Can you let me sit on your flying carpet?" ”
The folded cat said in a friendly way: "Of course." ”
......
In the office, Lao He was scratching his ears and cheeks at Zhao Yao's intelligence documents.
"This guy is always causing us trouble. Everything you do at this time has to be approved by seventeen or eighteen leaders, and you are shackled. ”
Lao He sighed and decided to take a break and brush up on the circle of friends.
The first thing I saw was that Lin Chen was married, married to his girlfriend in the online game, and sent a screenshot of the game.
"This waste. Lao He shook his head, flipped through the circle of friends again, and saw a screenshot of Zhao Yao's deposit.
Unlike the IDs of several other messages, he really knew that Zhao Yao did have more than 200 million, and he was simply envious, jealous and hateful in his heart.
So he picked up his mobile phone and began to leave a message: "Brother Zhao 666, when will you bring your little brother to make a fortune." ”
At this moment, Lin Chen suddenly rushed in, Lao He touched his bald head, and said nonchalantly: "It is impossible to approve marriage leave, marriage in online games is not considered real marriage, even if you apply for it ten thousand times, I will not give you marriage leave." ”
"It's not about that. Lin Chen shouted, "Look at the mailbox." ”
"Huh?" Lao He glanced at Lin Chen in surprise, opened the mailbox, and soon his face became more and more solemn, and the next moment he stood up and ran out of the office.
"Notify everyone to gather at once. ”
"Help me contact the East China Sea Fleet, the entire sea must be blocked immediately. ”
"Call the Met Office and I want to know if it's a natural phenomenon. ”
In the mailbox displayed on the computer screen, a large mysterious fog suddenly rises on the surface of the sea.
Wherever the fog passed, all ships and people lost contact.
......
On the other side, Zhao Yao's house in the middle of the night.
The crackling keyboard sound was still ringing, and I saw matcha, Yuanyuan, Elizabeth and rice cake eating chicken together, and started the live broadcast as planned.
And the old cat, the egg, the airplane and other super cats all gathered around them and watched intently.
It's a pity that Yuanyuan doesn't need to be plugged in at this moment, the level of the four super cats is really difficult to eat chicken, and the more they fight, the more disappointed they are.
After it was over, Matcha sighed and lay on the massage chair: "It's difficult, it seems that it's not easy to break through in the chicken world." ”
At this moment, a round voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Matcha, my previous plug-in, in fact, has not expired, I'll give it to you." ”
Matcha's eyes lit up, and the next moment she reacted: "Huh, you have such a good heart?"
Yuan Yuan sighed: "Matcha, since the last time the lending platform happened, I don't want to live this kind of intrigue and chasing fame and fortune anymore, now I just want to eat, sleep, bask in the sun, scratch the sofa, and be an ordinary domestic cat every day." ”
"Amitabha. Yuan Yuan said lightly: "Wealth, fame, power, but fleeting, if you are like me, you have spent more than 5,000 yuan a month, you can understand, money to a certain extent, just a number, to be able to sleep peacefully, better than anything else." ”
As he spoke, he told Matcha all the usernames and passwords of his plug-in, and then he was silent.
After listening to Matcha, she suddenly stood up from the massage chair, and a look of hesitation flashed in her eyes.
"This old boy, playing with the real fake, suddenly so kind?"
Matcha hesitated for a long time, but still planned to give it a try.
"Anyway, if you try, you won't get pregnant. ”
More than half an hour later, Matcha was already full of ecstasy: "Hahaha, give me death!"
"Hide, is it useful to hide? A headshot from 800 meters away!"
"Poor, poor! Look at me to hammer you to death with my fist!"
So in the next few days, Elizabeth and Rice Cake found that the level of matcha suddenly rose, and they were able to take them to eat chicken every day.
That night, planes, cats, and even briquettes surrounded Matcha, cheering each time Matcha killed.
"Good!!"
"Qiao Gong is good marksmanship!"
"Wow, this move, unpredictable, I didn't hit you with a single shot, Qiao Gong. ”
Yuan Yuan sneered on the side and looked at these super cats patting Matcha's ass, and Dan Bo was worried: "Yuanyuan, if you give him the plug-in like this, the other cats will be more convinced of him." ”
"Hmph, after the peak, there is the cliff. Matcha, this guy, the biggest weakness is that his psychological quality is not good, you forget that he used to be a little hit, and he looked for death and life? I will make him slump this time. ”
Yuan Yuan looked at his mobile phone and continued to edit a Weibo: "The anchor is unscrupulous, and the real hammer fruit Meng Meng Tea (matcha anchor ID) eats chicken and hangs." ”