Chapter 31: Anomaly
"What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Feng, who held several handfuls of river water on his face, muttered to himself, this feeling made him very strange, but after thinking about it for a long time to no avail, he gave up.
"Wakaka, there are fish in this river!"
When Guo Wei screamed when he saw the black shadow swimming in the river, Xiao Feng looked at Guo Wei's excited dancing appearance and was speechless for a while, this thing is too embarrassing.
"It's called yarn! What if there are fish, I've never seen a fish!"
Sister Ying, who was selling river water to Ye Qingling and Xiao Huan next to her, was startled by Guo Wei's shouting, and then scolded her.
And Guo Wei ignored Sister Ying excitedly, and shouted excitedly at Xiao Feng: "Second child." There's fish in this river, we can make grilled fish!"
Speaking of grilled fish, everyone present thought of the golden and fragrant grilled fish, and for a while everyone felt hungry again.
Hearing Guo Wei's words, Xiao Feng's eyes lit up and he thought: "Yes, isn't this just a living barbecue raw material", and then looked at the fish swimming in the river, Xiao Feng felt for the first time that a creature like a fish was so cute.
"Boss, the second one, the three of us are going to catch fish, and you three girls are going to pick up branches, what do you think?"
Xiao Feng asked out loud, thinking of the deliciousness of grilled fish, Xiao Feng was not calm, you must know that his favorite thing is to taste food. After hearing Xiao Feng's allocation, the five of them had no opinion, and they quickly took action, and when it came to grilled fish, even the three girls were full of energy.
Looking at the backs of the three girls, Xiao Feng turned his head to Liu Jie and said, "Boss, you go up, second, you intercept below, and I will be responsible for catching fish." Soon after that, the three of them took action.
And at this moment, Xiao Feng's skills are vividly displayed, none of the fish passing by Xiao Feng can escape, and Liu Jie and Guo Wei are like playing soy sauce, and even Guo Wei's goods were played by the fish and planted a heel on the river, fortunately, the river is not deep, at most to the thighs of the three people, Rao is like this, Guo Wei's whole body is also wet.
Looking at Guo Wei's embarrassed appearance, Liu Jie laughed and said, "The third child, you are far worse than the second child."
Listening to Liu Jie's words, Guo Wei also looked slightly embarrassed, and he couldn't help but say: "Can I compare with the second child, this kid is just like a fisherman." ”
Hearing Guo Wei's words, Liu Jie also nodded approvingly, looked at Xiao Feng and said: "Don't say it, the second child is really no one's technology, if we don't know the roots, otherwise I really think that the second child is a fisherman." ”
Hearing this, Xiao Feng also laughed and said, "Maybe I'm really a fisherman, haha."
Looking at the fish constantly fluttering on the shore, Xiao Feng was also in a very good mood, thought about it and said: "Boss, the third, we have caught enough for us to eat, so let's go up first, and if we catch it, we won't be able to finish it." ”
Liu Jie and the two nodded, and when the three of them came ashore, Xiao Feng counted a total of seventeen fish, of which fifteen were caught by himself, Liu Jie caught two and Guo Wei was responsible for fishing in troubled waters, and none of them were caught.
When he knew his record, even though Guo Wei already knew the result in his heart, he couldn't help but complain: "This second child is a pervert ...... catching fish."
After hearing Guo Wei's words, Xiao Feng pretended to be angry and said, "Okay, then I won't give you any fish, you can go down and catch it yourself." ”
"Don't, dick~"
Just when the three of them were chatting and farting, the three girls also came back, and they saw the three of them each holding a small bundle of dead branches and coming back with a smile. I don't know what the three girls talked about, Ye Qingling's pretty face was flushed, and Sister Xiao Huanying and the two kept joking, and glanced at Xiao Feng, revealing a hint of inexplicability.
Looking at the appearance of the third girl, Xiao Feng shook his head with a smile and thought to himself: "It seems that love to be clean is the common denominator of every girl, even the tomboy Sister Ying is careful for fear that the branches will rub against her clothes." ”
Xiao Feng and the three of them consciously hurriedly stepped forward to take the dead branches in the hands of the three women, and then piled them up, and then skewered the fish on the pointed branches.
Looking at the palm-sized herring, Guo Wei swallowed his saliva and asked, "Don't we really need to remove the internal organs of the fish?"
Listening to Guo Wei's headless words, Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh dumbly, this Guo Wei is usually quite clever, why is he asking such a substandard word now?
Sure enough, as soon as Guo Wei's words came out, Sister Ying, who was grumpy next to her, spoke.
pushed the fish in front of Guo Wei and teased: "Strong man, please tear the fish belly apart." ”
Listening to the undisguised disdain, Guo Wei was also embarrassed to react that they didn't have a knife.
"Okay, Sister Ying, you can say a few words, Guo Wei is just for a better taste, let's grill the fish first." ”
Listening to Ye Qingling's soft voice, Guo Wei really burst into tears, and finally someone spoke for him! Thinking of this, Guo Wei also looked at Xiao Feng and the others behind him with a sad look on their faces.
But then, just when everything was in place, a few people were blinded, and the dead branches couldn't be lit!
In the eager eyes of everyone, Guo Wei rubbed a small ball of dead branches and began to ignite the fire, but to his surprise, the flame of the lighter had not been lit for nearly a minute, and finally there was a burning sensation in his hand, Guo Wei hurriedly threw the lighter out, put the scalded finger into his mouth and said vaguely: "Damn! What a broken lighter, even a pile of dead branches can't be lit!"
Seeing Guo Wei's movements, and listening to Guo Wei's words, everyone was at a loss.
Xiao Feng picked up the lighter that Guo Wei threw out, and scolded Guo Wei with a smile: "I said, third child, what's the matter with you?
As he spoke, he picked up the dead branch and lit it, and Xiao Feng's face slowly solidified. Half a minute passed, a minute passed, although the lighter had been roasted very hot by the flames, but Xiao Feng's body was different from ordinary people, he could still tolerate this little temperature, and when three minutes passed, Xiao Feng stopped, even if he could still hold on, it stopped, because there was no need.
Now everyone's faces changed, Ye Qingling took the dead branch and touched it and said, "This branch is no problem, we also deliberately picked up the dry one, it should be able to ignite." ”
"I'm coming! The old lady doesn't believe in this evil!"
Sister Ying snatched the branches and lighters and began to light them, but unfortunately when Sister Ying had to stop a minute, the branches in her hands were still the same, and she threw the branches and lighters on the ground and scolded: "Damn! This is a broken thing, Guo Wei, did you kid buy a fake!"
"It's not a lighter problem"
Xiao Feng picked up the branch and looked at it carefully, after so long, there was no trace of this branch being burned black, even if the wet branch was burned like this, even if it didn't burn, it would be burned black, but this branch was still the same as it was.
"This is really an evil sect!"
Guo Wei scolded and said, now his hand is still painful, I saw that the place where his index finger touched the lighter had been burned white, he was speechless for a while when he thought of this, he was really unlucky.
After thinking about it for a long time and not coming up with a solution, Xiao Feng glanced at the sky and said, "It's not too early, why don't we go back first?"
I saw that the sun in the sky was already hanging obliquely in the sky, and it was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon when I looked at my mobile phone, and it was now summer in June, and it was only about two hours before it got dark.
"Well, but what about the fish?"
Ye Qingling answered, and then thought of the fish again, so he asked.
Before Xiao Feng could speak, Guo Wei next to him hurriedly took over the conversation and said, "Of course it's to take it back to the camp, there are still unburned dead branches outside our tent, let's eat fish tonight." ”
"Great idea"
Liu Jie on the side also nodded in response, in fact, he was quite sorry that he didn't eat the fish, of course he had to take it back.
"Then it's settled, let's go. ”