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"I became famous at a young age, and I was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor at the age of nineteen. This is a goal that many people struggle for all their lives that is difficult to achieve. In Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, Leonardo, dressed in a gray T-shirt and oversized beach pants and flip-flops, looks like a decadent and greasy middle-aged uncle, drunkenly talking to himself.

In fact, he was not talking to himself, there was a small tape recorder in front of him that was recording his words.

"In the years that followed, my acting career began to reach its peak. I must admit that taking over the filming of "Titanic" was the most correct decision I made in my life, but at the same time, it was also the most wrong decision. ”

"It's right because this movie made me popular all over the world. Even when I went on an expedition to the Brazilian rainforest, I was recognized by the local natives. Hiccup~~~" Leonardo said here and gave a wine burp.

"It made me popular, but it also cut me off from wanting to get to the top award of my acting career. Yes, the Oscar judges discriminated against actors like me for commercial blockbusters. They just like to watch the big stars being tortured repeatedly in movies or something. And as long as you star in a mainstream commercial blockbuster like this, those stubborn old guys will remember you for a lifetime, label you as an "idol actor, no acting skills", and never give you a chance to take it off. ”

"And then while I made a lot of money and was very famous. But I couldn't get the award I wanted the most: the Oscar!"

"You know, I've been nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor since 1994! And I've been working hard for more than 20 years to win the Oscar for Best Actor!" Leonado gulped vodka, looking more and more drunk.

"In order to get this award, I kept abusing myself. Fat and thin, thin and fat. endure the inhuman torture of filming various movies again and again. Finally, finally, I finally got what I had always dreamed of, and it took me twenty years!" Leonado said, picking up a golden trophy from his coffee table.

This is the Oscar statuette, which represents the highest honor for film actors in the world, and Leonardo's "The Revenant" finally won him the Best Actor award.

Leona drank too much, he took the trophy in his hand and took it into his arms, crying bitterly, the fat on his belly formed a circle of Shar Pei-like shapes because of the squeezing.

"Woo woo woo~ I finally got the Oscar, oh my God! I finally got the Oscar!" Leonado cried like a tearful man, and big tears crossed his greasy face: "How much I have suffered! But I finally got it!" With these words, Leonado put the trophy in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully for a while. Then he hugged the trophy and began to cry.

"But I just got the trophy not long ago! Why are aliens coming, and they are going to attack the earth?! I'm an Oscar, I've only been an Oscar for just over a year! Why do you have to face such a thing?" Leona couldn't accept the reality.

"I haven't done more in the history of cinema than anything that will make me famous. Also, I haven't soaked in a few new Victoria's Secret supermodels this year. How could I just die?Woo woo~" Leona cried very sadly.

However, as an Oscar-winning actor, Leonardo's mentality is actually much better than that of ordinary people. Before the end of the battle of Saturn, he had already adjusted his condition. He went to the bathroom, washed his face, calmed himself down, and sobered up.

He then played with the tape recorder he had just recorded, and Leonardo continued to read in fragments: "Well, I have to write down that passage just now." Be sure to write it down, if the aliens invade the Earth later. I'm going to bury them all for posterity to know. What a wonderful actor Leonardo is. ”

After processing the previous recording, Leonardo went back to his room and found a decent suit to change into.

"Well, shit. It was as if the waist of the shirt was missing a centimeter, and I felt a little stretching on my stomach. "It's hard to put on your shirt.

"Whew~ It's okay, the size of the pants is okay, but the crotch is a little tight. Don't force it for a while, otherwise you will open your crotch. "I put on my pants without any problems.

"Luckily, you can wear it with a casual suit, and it doesn't make me feel so uncomfortable if it's looser. "At least the coat is still comfortable.

I made a hairstyle for myself, smeared some hairspray, and finally put on a pair of beautiful black leather shoes. The image of the originally greasy middle-aged man instantly became handsome.

"I'm going to take some more photos and bury them in the ground, along with the trophy I won and the recording I just made, plus my amazing performances. I hope that future generations will discover it, just as we discovered the Code of Hammurabi. Well, I'm going to get a titanium sealed box. ”

In order to keep his posthumous name from being completely ruined with the invasion of appearance, Leona has good intentions. He's so busy all day that he doesn't even have time to scroll through his favorite phone. The only thing he was thinking about now was how to make his name known for centuries.

When he is approached by Tony Stark, who also lives in Los Angeles (Tony lives on the Malibu Coast in Los Angeles), Leonardo is filming a short video of the apocalypse, about the crisis that Earth is facing right now. And it shows the last mentality of the earthlings before the catastrophe comes.

It can be said that this performance is the pinnacle of his life, far exceeding the average level of the Oscar winner.

"Little Robert Downey, you need to knock on the door to get permission from your master when you enter, didn't your father teach you basic manners?!" Leonardo was a little surprised by Tony Stark, who suddenly appeared at his house, thinking that the person who came was Donnie, who lived next door to him.

Because Downey starred in "Iron Man" and fought a turnaround, he was able to afford a Beverly Hills mansion and became Leonardo's neighbor.

"I'm not Robert Downey Jr!" Tony Stark shook his head helplessly because of the release of "Iron Man". Now many people can't tell the difference between him and Donnie. This also needs to be attributed to Hollywood's excellent makeup techniques.

"I'm Tony Stark!" Tony didn't talk nonsense, he directly identified himself and his intention: "Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, I have an important matter that I need your help with right now. ”

"Ha! Donnie, your acting skills are getting better and better. Or are you really addicted to the role of Tony and can't get out? Give up, the other party is a real Iron Man. He must be staying with a group of scientists right now, busy figuring out how to save the planet and save the world. How could you be free to come to me?" Leonardo simply ignored Tony after saying this, and he continued to perform his last act in front of the camera.

"Whew~" Tony let out a long breath, he patted his watch and said, "Jarvis, armor." Tony's seemingly normal smartwatch instantly turned into a black liquid and crawled all over his body. It only took a tenth of a second, and the black gold nano armor was already dressed.

Tony Stark, who was still a head shorter than Leona, was a head taller than Leona after wearing the armor, and he looked at Leonado condescendingly and said, "Do you believe it now, Mr. DiCaprio? I am indeed Tony Stark, Iron Man himself." ”

Startled by the sudden appearance of Iron Man, Leonado forgot to continue performing, and asked in a somewhat confused tone, "Are you really Tony Stark? Why are you here with me? Aren't you supposed to save the world?"

"yes, I did save the world, so I'm here. Tony nodded.

Leonardo: ???

"Because we now suspect that your size and appearance may be one of the culprits responsible for the destruction of the planet. So come with me!" Iron Man said.

And Leonardo: ???!!!

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