Chapter 633: Emma's Lao Tzu is here
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"you?" Xu Taiping looked at Emma in surprise.
Emma smiled and took out a piece of paper from her pocket, handed it to Xu Taiping and said, "These are the four words." ”
Xu Taiping looked down at the four words on the paper, and after a moment of silence, he said, "This is definitely not the literal meaning, if I remember correctly, this means to write an article, from the Southern Dynasty Zhou Hongrang." ”
"Wow, how do you know?!" Emma looked at Xu Taiping in surprise, she asked so many people, Xu Taiping was the only one who knew the true meaning of the word "Guan Guan Yao".
Emma likes to flip through the dictionary of Huaxia when she has nothing to do, this word is still turned before, she thinks it is very interesting, and then takes it out to bet with Xia Jinxuan and them, and in the end they all win, but she didn't expect that Xu Taiping actually said the true meaning of this word in one bite.
"I was able to memorize an entire idiom dictionary in my junior year of high school. Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"Really?" asked Emma, surprised.
"Not only the idiom dictionary, but also the three thousand Tang poems, I don't know how many Song words, I basically remember them. Xu Taiping said.
Emma's eyes lit up at Xu Taiping, she liked Chinese culture very much, so when Xu Taiping said that he could memorize so many Tang poems and Song poems, Emma's admiration for Xu Taiping was indescribable, which made her more excited than Xu Taiping showed how capable she was in front of her.
"Taiping, don't be like this, or Emma will become your fan sister, she told us before that she likes those who can recite ancient poems and words. Xia Jinxuan said with a smile.
"Haha, Emma, you've already lost to me once, then I'll ask you a word, and if you can guess the meaning, even if we tie it!" Xu Taiping said.
"Tell me about it. Emma said.
"Can we guess?" Xia Jinxuan asked.
"Of course, if anyone guesses correctly, I'll sleep with someone tonight!" Xu Taiping said seriously.
"Cut, who is so rare that you can sleep with you, aren't you taking advantage of us!" Song Jialing said disdainfully.
"That's it, take advantage, no, if we answer, you have to reward us!" Xia Jinxuan said.
"Okay, then I'll say it first, Shanggen Daqi, guess what it means. Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"Shanggen Daqi?!" The girls looked at each other for a moment, and then Song Jialing couldn't help but say, "Taiping, your word is really a bit obscene, don't tell me, the meaning of this word has nothing to do with his literal!"
"Guess!" Xu Taiping said with a grin.
"I'll guess first, does that mean it's big somewhere?" asked Emma bluntly.
"That's understandable!" Xu Taiping smiled and said, "But that's not what you mean. ”
"It's a root again, it's a big tool, isn't it what Emma means when she says that, you can explain it to us!" Song Jialing said.
"What does this mean by the great instrument, that is, those who are talented and highly talented, Jiang Gongwang from the Song Dynasty, have no culture, right?" Xu Taiping said proudly.
"You're awesome!" Song Jialing gave a thumbs up and said, "I always thought you were just a bad person, but I didn't expect you to be a cultured bad person." ”
"Let's guess one more for you, the last one, whoever can guess correctly, there is still a reward!" Xu Taiping said.
"Don't be this kind of word that makes people think about it, right?" asked Xia Jinxuan.
"Pretty much. Xu Taiping said with a smile, "Da Han is detailed." Guess what. ”
"It's so dirty, I can't listen to it anymore!" Song Jialing shook her head and walked to the side.
Xia Jinxuan's face was slightly red, and she said to Xu Taiping, "How can you say such a dirty thing in front of us, aren't you afraid of teaching us badly?"
"If I'm not mistaken, this word should have nothing to do with what we're thinking of now!" Guan He said.
"I think it should have nothing to do with what we're thinking now, too!" Emma nodded.
"It's really okay to be smart, think about it, guess it literally!" Xu Taiping said.
"No matter what the word means, I won't be able to look at it directly in the future anyway!" Xia Jinxuan said.
"Does it mean to be in simple terms?" asked Guan He.
"Sister Guan, what you think about is not very pure!" Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"Then let me guess if you mean a long stream, just take it in a big gulp, and then swallow it little by little!" asked Emma.
"What do you swallow in your mouth?" asked Xu Taiping with an ambiguous smile.
"What a rascal, I'm going to watch TV with Jialing!" Xia Jinxuan couldn't listen anymore, turned around and walked to Song Jialing's side and sat down.
"I'm going to watch TV too!" Guan He smiled and walked away, leaving only Emma, who was very interested in idioms.
"If that's not what it means, then what does it mean!" Emma said with a frown.
"Don't guess, in fact, it means that the article is broad and profound. Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"What does it mean to be broad and profound?" asked Emma, surprised.
"In other words, this is broad and profound, and it doesn't seem to be pure, the Chinese language is really powerful!" Xu Taiping sighed sincerely, and then, Xu Taiping said with a smile, "You have to reward me now!"
"It's really amazing!" Emma nodded, and at this moment, Emma's mobile phone suddenly rang, Emma picked up the phone and glanced at it, and said, "It's my dad's call, I'm going to answer the phone!"
With that, Emma turned and walked to the side.
Xu Taiping walked to the living room and sat between Xia Jinxuan and Song Jialing, then opened his hand to hug the two of them, and said, "The two of you will live under the same roof in the future, you must love each other, don't divide each other too much, understand?"
"I can sleep with you when necessary, do you mean?" Song Jialing looked at Xu Taiping with an insight into everything.
"Ahem!" Xu Taiping coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "I'm not such a lewd person. ”
"Or tonight!" Song Jialing looked at Xu Taiping and Xia Jinxuan with a smile and said, "Let's sleep together tonight!" ”
"Really?!" Xu Taiping asked in surprise.
"You think so beautiful!" Song Jialing stretched out her hand and pinched Xu Taiping's waist and said, "Who do you think of me and Jinxuan? Still sleeping together, why don't you say that one of our two women kisses you and the other kisses you?"
"Jialing, you seem to know a lot about this, and you know what a kiss is?!" Xu Taiping smiled ambiguously.
"I've never seen pork or a pig run, I've never slept with a man, and I've seen a piece of wool, haven't I?" said Song Jialing indifferently.
The three of them were chatting for a while, and Emma hurriedly ran over from the side.
"Taiping, it's not good, my dad is injured and is in the hospital now!" Emma said to Xu Taiping excitedly.
"What? Your dad is injured? in the hospital? In which country's hospital?" Xu Taiping asked in surprise.
"At Jiangyuan City Hospital, he returned to China today and wanted to come to me to surprise me, but on the way, it seems that something happened and he was injured!" Emma said excitedly.
"Let's go, go to Jiangyuan City Hospital!" Xu Taiping got up directly and walked out, and several women hurriedly followed Xu Taiping's side and walked out together.
Not long after, Xu Taiping and his entourage arrived at Jiangyuan City Hospital, and then met Emma's father in the ward.
Emma's father is a Chinese man named Eric.
It is said that the original name was Ai, but after a long time abroad, he changed his name to a name that sounded a bit like a foreigner.
Eric is in his forties this year, in the prime of life, very handsome, a little similar to Emma, but because it is a pure Chinese relationship, his facial features are not as three-dimensional as Emma.
"Dad, are you alright?!" Emma asked excitedly, standing beside the bed.
"It's okay, it's just that my head is broken!" Eric shook his head, then looked at Xu Taiping and said, "This is Xu Taiping, right?"
"It's me!" Xu Taiping nodded and said, "I heard that you and Xia Jiang are friends, then I will call you Uncle Ai." ”
"Just call me Eric, and give it to each other. Eric said.
"I checked just now, you were in a car accident on the way out of the airport?" asked Xu Taiping.
"Well, you investigated really quickly, and there was indeed a car accident!" Eric nodded with a serious face, then shook his head and said, "But it's not a big deal, it's just an ordinary car accident." ”
Xu Taiping is the best at observing words and feelings, so when he saw Eric's expression, he intuitively felt that this car accident should not be an ordinary car accident, but Eric didn't say anything, so he didn't ask much.
"Emma, we haven't seen each other in months, don't you think Daddy?" said Eric to Emma with a smile.
"Yes!" Emma nodded, holding Eric's hand tightly, "Dad, don't say a word to me when you come back!" ”
"Isn't this going to surprise you, but I didn't expect it to turn into a fright, it's all Daddy's fault!" Eric said apologetically.
"Dad, you're fine. Emma said.
"Emma, can you go buy some food and drink with your sisters? Daddy, I flew home early this morning, and I didn't eat anything, and I'm so hungry now. Eric said.
"yes, okay!" Emma nodded.
"Jinxuan, Jialing, you take Emma to buy food, Sister Guan, the three of them are handed over to you. Xu Taiping said to several women beside him.
"It's okay, with me with you, it'll be fine!" Guan He nodded, and then took Xia Jinxuan, Song Jialing and Emma downstairs together.
"Sit down!" Eric said to Xu Taiping.
Xu Taiping moved a chair, sat down next to Eric and said, "I'm in a hurry to get your daughter away, come to me, I think you should have something to say to me, right?"
"I've heard... My daughter has been living with you for a while?" asked Eric.
Xu Taiping raised his eyebrows, he thought that Eric was going to say something important, but it turned out to be such a thing, but when he thought that his daughter was the pearl of his father's palm, Xu Taiping also understood a little, he nodded and said, "Let's all live together." ”
"Well... Then you remember to wear a condom, I don't want my daughter to be a mother so early, if this girl becomes a mother too early, she will grow old quickly!" said Eric.
Xu Taiping's face became a little stiff slightly, and he said, "Emma and I are just ordinary friends. ”
"I'm also young, I understand, and I'm not against young people trying more people before marriage, so you don't have to worry. Eric waved his hand generously.
Xu Taiping pulled the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.
(Correct a bug, it was previously written that Emma's father is from Perfume and her mother is Chinese, but now I will fix it, Emma's father is from China and her mother is from Perfume.) )