"You're ...... What do you say......" Tiger Head desperately raised his hand and twisted Zhou You's arm, "I don't believe it......"

However, no matter how hard he tried, it was difficult to shake the fitness maniac Zhou You, but Zhou You was a little painful, and he had to turn around and punch the tiger head in the face.

A heavy punch was slapped in the face, accompanied by a splash of blood, and Zhou You's fist stinged slightly.

The real world is still a little more exciting than the park.

The tiger head shook his head blankly, so stunned that he couldn't speak, so he was dragged to the bungalow by Zhou You.

Turning on the dim little light, the room was inevitably a little hard, and Zhou You easily picked up the tiger head and threw him on the bed.

"Who?" he finally asked.

"Old ...... Old Fei ......" the tiger head was lying flat panting, his face was covered with sweat and blood, "Come here, brother...... I don't dare...... Don't dare to ...... anymore."

"Do you know the difference between us? Zhou You looked at him with a smile, "People like you frequently bluff to eat away at small profits, and I, if you make a move, you will do it." ”

After talking around, he turned around and walked out.

Poof.

The tiger head wanted to escape, but fell to the ground, saying that he couldn't climb anything, so he could only howl: "People are watching the sky!"

"Oh, thank you for reminding me. Zhou You turned around, walked back to him, rolled up his sleeves, and silently recited the incantation given by the emperor's daughter, "Five thunders hit the top...... If you want to buy tickets for the Black and White Witch War, please recognize the only designated emperor on the official website......"

What a, spell.

Then, the Five Thunder Mantra gently detached from Zhou You's skin, Zhou You picked it up, and slapped it on the head of the tiger head: "I have to go, there are still 30 seconds, bye." ”

“？？？”

Zhou You trotted all the way out of the house, and said to Yunton: "Carry them out." ”

Wanton took the order, picked up the two lumps of people, and quickly escaped from the small courtyard with Zhou You and Void Sky Spirit.

At the same time, the moonlight was gradually obscured by dark clouds, flashes appeared in the sky, and a thunderstorm began to brew, and Zhou You and the others quickly avoided farther away.

In the field, the Void Heaven Spirit panted and rushed around: "This person who specializes in thunder and evil with the Five Thunder Spells, for safety reasons, can you stay away from us?"

"No, I'm going to hold you tight. Zhou You stepped forward and grabbed the Void Heavenly Spirit.

"Wow, I'm going to hug too. Wanton threw the two of them to the ground and stepped forward to hug Zhou You's belly.

In the midst of the two heavens of ice and fire, an indescribable thick lightning bolt fell from the sky, just as it was on the bungalow of the "Xiaoyin Lakeside Farmhouse".

The distance was too close, and the hair of the three people around the tour exploded.

Before he could react, a dazzling light flashed.

A few seconds later, there was a loud and muffled sound that had never been heard before.

After a few moments, the dark clouds in the sky gradually dissipated, and the moonlight shone on the earth again.

With the help of the moonlight, you can see that the original farmhouse has collapsed and turned into ruins, and the five thunder spells seem to be physical blows, and there is no fire in the sky as imagined.

"What about the five thunders that you said?" Zhou You scolded as he straightened his hair on end.

The two men next to him were completely frightened and peed their pants.

"Daddy...... Are you Maoshan Shinto?"

"Immortals spare their lives, immortals spare their lives......"

Zhou You shook his head and said to the Void Heavenly Spirit: "Let's do it." ”

"Remind you. The Void Spirit pointed to the ruins, "Not necessarily dead. ”

"Yes, you guys are waiting here. He ran to the ruins and entered the courtyard, where he saw that the ceiling of the bungalow had been blown away, and the ruins were still there.

He kicked open the door and entered the room, only to see a black figure half exposed, coughing violently as he peeled open the bricks.

"The life of the wicked is great. Zhou You sighed and stepped forward, at this time the tiger's head was already blackened, there was no hair in sight, and only a pair of eyes were still white.

When the tiger saw Zhou You coming back, tears and snot gushed out in an instant, and he cried: "Zhou Daxian! I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will definitely be a good person in the future, and I will do even a little bad thing, and there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." ”

"The five thunders can't kill you, so I'll come. Zhou You picked up a larger brick and walked to the tiger's head, "The bully was killed by lightning at home, and I will finish writing this story." ”

"Immortal, I really want to be a good person, I have seen that the way of heaven exists, and you are the way of heaven. Tiger Head hugged Zhou You's calves and cried, "I still have a wife and children...... In the future, not only will I be a good person, but I will also make the doll a good person, and I will tell him that evil will be rewarded. Immortals, please. ”

"I'm sorry, I don't take these off-the-field factors into account. Zhou You lifted the brick.

"I'm a girl in my family...... It's about the same age as the kid just now, and he's in the sixth grade of elementary school......" Tiger Head looked up at Zhou You and cried.

"She gave birth to the wrong person. Zhou You grabbed the brick and was about to smash it.

The tiger head glared at Zhou You and cried, "Am I really guilty to death, immortal?

Zhou You's hand was smashed down, but it was fixed in mid-air, and he wanted to smash it again, and then he fixed it again.

"Immortals! Although my tiger head is a bastard, at most he only fights and hurts people, you are an immortal, you can see it. The tiger head hugged Zhou You's calf again, "Give me a way to live, I will spit out all the food I eat, I will donate it to the poor, and distribute it to those who can't afford to go to school and eat, let me be a good person, my life is yours, if I don't do good deeds for a day, you will come to take my life." ”

There are mixed tastes in the heart of travel.

Tiger Head is definitely a pure-blooded bastard.

But it is true that sin does not unto death.

In the second half of his life, if he can really be a good person and teach his children well, it will not be bad.

Smack.

Zhou You threw away and turned his head, smiling to himself.

In the end, I still can't be the devil.

He leaned over, picked up the bricks and tiles around the tiger head and threw them out.

"Immortal ......" Although only half of the tiger's body was exposed, he kept bending down and kowtowing to Zhou You, "I don't believe in gods or ghosts in the future, I only believe in you, immortals, I worship you every day, worship in the morning and evening, and worship with the children." ”

"No need. Zhou You was almost done, and picked up the tiger's head, "You said it yourself, right? In the future, you will do good deeds and donate the wealth you have collected to those who need it more." ”

"A certain immortal...... I swear I'll do this for the rest of my life......"

"Oaths are not secure. Zhou You walked out with the tiger's head on his shoulder, "I believe in genes more." ”

"What do you mean, immortals?"

"You're lucky that you've just set a human first, and you're about to create the next. Zhou You said indifferently, "You are about to become the first spiritual plastic surgeon in all mankind." ”

"What's that?"

"You should be baptized with holy water from your sect. ”

"Sectarian ...... Immortals, do you want to admit me to the sect?"

"Don't ask, you'll forget anyway. ”