Chapter 968: Who is the real hero, try to swallow the stool [Explosive Update]
At this time, the Tongtian Sect Master, his brain was dizzy, and he struggled to resist Hongjun's crazy attack. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
And his heart was full of sadness, he hesitated, should he put the bet on Liu Shiba?
In fact, the Tongtian Sect Master is completely capable, kill Hongjun three steps, and then throw off the mound and escape alone, he believes that he definitely has this ability!
Even if the outside world is destroyed, Tongtian firmly believes that he can survive in a treacherous environment full of nuclear radiation and nuclear dust!
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When the Babel Sect Master was about to exhaust his potential and escape from the Dead Babel Tower, which was useless for grinding the dead......
A memory of a conversation with a tooth-sore beating and cynicism popped out directly, shaking him all over, his eyes bulging violently, biting his lower lip, and splashing out a pool of red blood like the remnant sun.
The strange voice in the brain domain of Tongtian is strictly a message of dialogue!
While the Tongtian Sect Master was desperate, beads of sweat the size of beans oozed directly from his head......
In a hurry?
That's right, Jing Se, who has always been particular about not moving like a mountain, regretted it, was nervous, and his egg hurt!
Thinking about it, Tongtian's face turned red, and he hadn't used it for many years, and of course no one else used it, and then tightened it!
A feeling of swelling that has not been seen for many years is coming!
Above the chrysanthemum, the small intestine is connected to the large intestine, and the large intestine is the stomach, as if a chain reaction-
This cheating father, at a critical time, comes to the feeling of?
Forehead ......
The Tongtian Sect Master connected to the chrysanthemum anus, and the few important physiological parts that were almost discarded and unused were almost turned into fossils, but this would suddenly return to the ancients, and at the same time twist and vibrate in the stomach......
This familiar feeling of spurting blocks, even if Tongtian hasn't felt it for many years, but this will suddenly appear, and it will still make the two legs of the lower half of the Tongtian Sect Master directly swollen!
Then his legs were bent and twisted, like hot twists just out of the pot......
Tongtian slammed left and right, barely parrying Hongjun's heavy blows, fighting, tactfully, and clenching his legs weirdly!
Then, one turned around and fell into a goose position, squatted down decisively, scraped the waistband of his trousers, and pulled down......
The reaction of the Tongtian Sect Master was too abnormal, a pair of white thighs covered with black lacquered leg hair, and two big trouser legs that were coiled on the ground like a nest of noodles, which frightened Hongjun, who was struggling to swing his fists......
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This weird, even a conversation that appeared directly in the depths of his mind, for many years, even if the Tongtian Sect Master woke up from sleep and laughing, he never tried to recall it, he selectively forgot this memory!
However, at the last moment when he chose to stay in his life, this conversation that made people cry and laugh jumped out by itself, scurrying around and buzzing in Tongtian's brain......
"Whoever made you, your whole family - no! many generations of ancestors ......"
Tongtian Sect Master, when he was fighting fiercely with Hongjun, suddenly jumped a few steps away for no reason, and squatted down directly with a woman's peeing posture in a leg clamping posture.
Hongjun blinked his eyes and looked at the Tongtian Sect Master, a fierce opponent who was almost not much weaker than himself, making a strange move......
Familiar, huh?
Hongjun was very puzzled, but he was abnormal, more vigilant than ever, he still remembered that Tongtian once had a short sword that could cause damage to himself, Zhu Xian......
Don't be careless, Hongjun reminded himself!
The Tongtian Sect Master, on the other hand, was squatting on the ground, his facial muscles twisted and trembling, and he also puffed out a pair of pitiful eyes, looking directly at Hongjun......
These little eyes, the more I look at them, the more I see pity, the resentment contained in the pitiful little eyes, almost moved Hongjun!
"Poof......
"Puff-......"
Immediately afterwards, a rapid and series of sounds, as if the fart of 10,000 little toads sitting on a fart, sounded coherently......
The seat at the back of Tongtian spewed out a puff of black gas!
In his stomach, there was rotten food that had not been digested for thousands of years, and when he was fighting, the digestion speed suddenly increased, directly releasing a demonic thousand-year-old turbidity.
The ferocious stench, with the speed of light, invaded the space of the side where Tongtian and Hongjun were fighting!
That's right! Hongjun is the legendary supreme powerhouse, but he is not exempt from vulgarity, after all, you are still human.
Humans on the earth are very strange! They are afraid of cockroaches, rats, snakes, worms, slugs, but not the dead!
To put it simply, they are the same kind of corpses, and they are not afraid!
Walking on the street, as long as you see a dead person, whether it is killed or killed, as long as there are many people, the opportunity for the big guy to show his face is coming!
As long as it is not oneself who dies, no matter men, women and children, handsome men and women, whether they are beautiful, ugly, fat or thin, they will all rush up!
These people squint their eyes and tongue like a spring, shake their heads and look at the unfortunate corpses, express their unique opinions, and savor the short lives of others!
And these humans, who are not afraid of the corpses of their kind, are strangely afraid of their own excrement......
For example, within the chrysanthemum door of human beings, the food is pulled out of the thin object, the scientific name is called: stool......
If you wield a knife, no one will be afraid! The person who sees you will at most glance at you with disdainful eyes and give you two words: pretend to be ......
Instead, you take a lump of poop and wave it in the street, making sure that the men glare, the women screamed, and they ran around the streets shouting: "Psychopathy......
You see, is "neurosis" one more word than "pretending to be"?
Who is the deterrent of knives and stool?
In fact, it is clear which is more important at a glance!
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Hongjun, at this time, there was a sense of human instinctive disgust, his eyes were shocked and he stared at the disgusting appearance of the Tongtian Sect Master, and he was at a loss!
You, still staring at the delicate eyes, blinking with the corners of your pitiful eyes?
You, so daring?
Hongjun Taoist priest's face was originally pale, but at this time, his qi and blood were surging, and there was a precursor of cerebral hemorrhage!
"The old man feels that he has been insulted!"
Hongjun gritted his teeth, word by word, and spit out a sentence with great solemnity.
Whether you are a master or an enemy, or a rival with pity, the most important thing is to respect your opponent!
Hongjun has the self-esteem of a strong man, even if he is shameless, he has to hide and play!
However, this black mist-like turbidity was obviously faster than Hongjun's domineering attack speed!
Stinky and can't stand it......
"Hong-Jun! You, you wait! Let's ...... Let's wait a minute.
You, you-wait--ouch! Oh my mother, it's so uncomfortable! Death, death, you wait...... I still have a lump of water, stuck in the chrysanthemum door and can't get out.
I...... The physical body is cultivated to the point where it can't eat the fireworks of the world, but I didn't expect constipation at this juncture, Hong-Jun......! Wait...... I still have ......."
Tongtian's face turned red, and he was a little incoherent!
"Huh?"
Hongjun's expression was extremely exciting, he really, he hadn't encountered such a similar situation!
Fights, and pause?
Searching for rich memories of the past, it seems that there is no such experience?
Hongjun is also Kabi......
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This chapter is a bit dirty and a bit ridiculous, but I read it in the middle of the night to refresh myself, and it is also the joy of reading it easily!
The next chapter will be updated at 7:00 a.m. on the 5th.
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