Chapter 15 A life coach who specializes in poisonous chicken soup
"Forget it, Deadpool, you are not suitable to be a life coach, you yourself are a mess, and you have the face to educate others, third brother, listen to me, women are not chased like this, we are people, not lions and beasts, if you really want to chase Anya this girl, take the initiative to chat with her, chase her with some heart, send some small gifts, take good care of her, and impress her with your feelings, if you really can't do it, find a way to get rich, it's okay to smash her with money, and it's a shame to kill your rival, I think this Jimmy is also a fool, otherwise how could you let a fool like you succeed in kidnappingLet him go, and then go back and think about what to do, don't run into the dead road, and let your Deadpool brother save some snacks. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Li Kang was also quite speechless to the Indian brother, he didn't expect that he would also look away, he thought that this was a very innocent ordinary third brother, but he didn't expect that he still had the potential to be a perverted murderer.
The Indian guy winked innocently as he pulled the taxi under a viaduct.
"I think it's upsetting me to do this, so I might as well kill Jimmy, who is in the trunk. The Indian brother asked with luck.
As a result, he got another punch from Deadpool, and the Indian brother obediently got out of the car and opened the trunk, and in the trunk, a handsome Indian guy who was much more handsome than the Indian brother was tied up like a dog and lay in the trunk.
Finally, the Indian brother was not stupid, and even knew to blindfold Jimmy.
"Did he see your face?" Deadpool asked in a low voice.
"No... I struck him from behind, and then I tied him up and threw him in the trunk, and I didn't dare look at his face because I was afraid I would faint with nervousness. The Indian brother replied truthfully.
"Count yourself smart! Come with me and let him out, don't take off his blindfold and his wounded rope, and don't speak, I'm too experienced in this kind of thing, listen to me. Deadpool whispered.
The Indian guy nodded nervously, and Deadpool gave him a thumbs up, then untied the rope from Jimmy's feet and pulled him out of the trunk.
"Don't yell, or I'll shoot you in the head, understand?" said Deadpool, pointing a gun to Jimmy's head.
"Hmm... Hmm!" Jimmy nodded nervously, and Deadpool untied the handkerchief from his mouth.
"Big brother... I was wrong, I shouldn't have gone to your territory to sell marijuana, I didn't know that it was your territory, I didn't mean to cross the border, as long as you don't kill me, I am willing to divide fifty percent of the money from selling marijuana, as compensation to you, and in the future, I will take out 10% of the payment as a protection fee to my eldest brother, if there is something to discuss, you must not kill me. ā
As soon as Jimmy opened his mouth, he said a lot of things that he had and didn't, Deadpool and Li Kang looked at each other, but they didn't expect this guy to be a drug dealer, Anya This girl has a really good eye, and next to her is either an Indian brother with the potential of a perverted murderer, or this bastard drug dealer in front of her, this girl's "future is limitless".
"Shut up! We just got a call saying that we had tied up the wrong person, who was going to tie up a shitty poor man like you, all right, you can get out of here now!" Deadpool kicked Jimmy in the ass and let Jimmy go.
"Don't you have to undo his blindfold?" asked the Indian brother, puzzled.
"Are you stupid? Why do you want to undo his mask? Aren't you afraid that he will see your face? Don't worry, he doesn't have to go far, there will be a good Samaritan who will undo his blindfold, he will be fine, I am experienced, you listen to my preparation wrong. Deadpool said with a seasoned experience.
Before he could finish speaking, there was a sudden sound of braking from ahead, and a heavy truck burst out of the spurt and crashed into Jimmy's body.
Everyone present looked at the sudden incident in amazement, jumped a middle-aged Mexican from the heavy truck, and the middle-aged Mexican went to the car to check, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call, obviously reporting to his superiors.
After a while, two more cars sped up, and out of the cars got four or five Mexicans with guns in their hands, and these men were quick to throw Jimmy's body into the car, and drove away.
"Who are these Mexicans, and why are they so professional in handling corpses?" asked the Indian brother in a low voice.
"Those are local drug dealers, I didn't expect Jimmy, a small drug dealer, to die in the hands of a big drug dealer in the end, this is his fate, it has nothing to do with us, third brother, you go and check the trunk to see if there are any Jimmy's things in it, it is all evidence, and it must all be removed." Li Kang commanded briefly.
The Indian guy nodded, and he turned around to check the trunk.
Deadpool didn't worry about the Indian brother, he was just about to go over to supervise the work of the Indian brother, Li Kang suddenly grabbed Deadpool's neck.
"I'm not looking down on you, but you remember, you don't have any talent to be a life coach in your life, take care of yourself obediently in the future, don't pour chicken soup for the soul into people anymore, your chicken soup is poisonous, a good innocent Indian brother, let you make up for a potential perverted murderer, just think it's for the good of the world, you can do it, close your stinky mouth, okay?" Li Kang said in a deep voice.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with what I said, why is it counterproductive?" Deadpool had a mask on his face, so I couldn't tell what his expression was, but he must have blushed.
"Because you are a poisonous person, you yourself are engaged in murder and arson, and in turn persuade others to be law-abiding and good citizens, do you think you can succeed?" Li Kang said angrily.
After tossing for a while, seeing that there was no movement outside, the Indian brother started the car again.
In the Latvian Embassy, the ambassador is on the phone with Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom is in a very good mood, he combines the three substances of deteriorating lizard serum, deteriorating super soldier serum and deteriorating self-healing factor, combined with the genes of the ancient Tyrannosaurus rex, has cultivated a primitive test subject, although the original test subject is still relatively aggressive, just born to destroy a computer room, and destroy most of the data, but Dr. Doom is already very satisfied, he can't even hope that this whimsical plan can succeed.
Doctor Doom named the monster the Demon Tyrannosaurus Rex, and he actually knew in his heart that there was no possibility of reproducing this kind of experiment, and this was a one-time experiment.
Doctor Doom probably asked about Li Kang's situation, and the Latvian ambassador made a solemn report, and suddenly someone reported that Li Kang was back, and with him, in addition to the Deadpool, there was another Indian, and the ambassador looked at Dr. Doom with some surprise.
"Let Li Kang come in, I also want to hear what he has gained. Doctor Doom ordered.
The people in the embassy got busy, some people led Li Kang to see Dr. Doom, and the rest arranged for Deadpool to go to rest, and Li Kang asked the people from the embassy to prepare medical equipment to expel carbon-nanotoxin from Deadpool's body.
"Haha... Hello my old friend, you look so good. Li Kang greeted warmly.
The ambassadors present showed a look of displeasure on their faces, because Dr. Doom wore an iron mask on his face, Li Kang was obviously provoking, and the Latvians regarded Dr. Doom as a god, and any disrespect for Dr. Doom made them feel unacceptable.
"Needless to say, Destruction is curious, how is your investigation going?" asked Dr. Doom.
"It's not bad, although it's not a complete achievement, but the harvest is quite rich, it's just...."Li Kang glanced at the ambassador very explicitly.
"Most respectful lord, I still have some things to deal with at hand, please allow me to deal with them first. The ambassador said very shrewdly.
"Okay, you go get busy. Dr. Doom nodded slightly, granting the Ambassador's request.
After the ambassador left, Li Kangcai talked about Ajax and the X Weapon Research Center, and he focused on the matter of the failed X weapon, if this matter is known by Magneto, God knows how he will react, as long as there is this information, Magneto will definitely take the bait.
"Very good, my 100 million is finally not in vain, Loki will need two days on his side, and I will also prepare it here, so let's do it, in four days, Loki and I will go to New York, I have asked the ambassador to prepare 10 million for you, you go and take a good rest, and... Do you remember the covenant between us?" Doctor Doom asked after a pause.
"Of course, no matter what, we are all earthlings, how can I possibly help an Asgardian? Even if someone wants to rule the earth, then I recognize that this person is you, and it can't be him Loki. Li Kang said with a laugh.