My name is Li Ling, I am twenty-three years old this year, but I am still an authentic old virgin.

This is all thanks to the mean and tricky dead old man on the mountain, I can't remember how many tasks I have performed for him, from the assassination of the leader of the anti-ZF forces in South Africa, to the stealing of the underwear of the widow Liu in the village for him, how can he also create billions of economic value, I didn't expect this dead old man to only pay me a salary of 300 yuan a month, and I have to deduct taxes, and it is only 255 in my hands.

What can I do with 250 yuan? I heard that the underwear I stole from Widow Liu is worth several hundred, and at my salary level, if I want to marry a daughter-in-law, I have to save for 100 years without eating or drinking. The dead old man also asked me to learn the cheats of "Huang Ting Dao Gu" from elementary school, saying that after practice, I can sit on the four seas and be rich and rival the country...... Made, I won't trust him anymore.

Down!

I heard that my cousin was a prince in the city, and he had to change his girlfriend every three or five days, and he seemed to be very powerful. I couldn't wait, so I secretly went down the mountain overnight and went to the city to find my cousin, trying to make more money, and at the end of the year, I said that a daughter-in-law was serious.

After my cousin heard about the purpose of my coming to the city, he swore that it was no problem, and it was not easy to find a woman, so he wrapped it up on me. Then he took me to a place called "Princess Date".

"Welcome!"

As soon as we entered the door, two hotly dressed beauties leaned down towards us, revealing a deep career line, and my heart jumped, thinking that my cousin had found me a lot of women, but none of them seemed to be very serious.

We walked past the many young people on the dance floor shaking their heads, my cousin's eyes were glowing green, he was smiling, and his two hands kept scratching at the butts of many girls, and he asked me to carry the black pot behind me.

I finally walked to the table and sat down, my cousin asked for a dozen beers, toasted with me and said, "This cup will catch you and wash the dust, and my brother will blow it first." ”

The two of us blew several bottles in a row, and our stomachs swelled, but I still didn't see any women come to talk, I was a little bored, and said, "These women are not serious, I want to marry a daughter-in-law, don't give me the whole pheasant." ”

My cousin glanced around with a pair of thief eyes and said, "How can it, is my cousin that kind of person?" Let me tell you that there are many good families here, and many white-collar workers and presidents are under a lot of pressure at work, and they all have to come to relax and relax. ”

"You're too nasty. ”

I drank a glass of wine depressedly and said, "I will never do this kind of thing, I'm going back to sleep." ”

Just as I was about to get up and leave, there was a sudden crisp sound next door, as if someone had smashed the wine bottle. I looked back and saw several people sitting at the table next to me, one of them was a young man with acne on his face, the big gold chain around his neck was shining with golden light, and he held a wine glass in his hand and said, "Come on, come on, come for the last glass." ”

There was a woman in a long black dress sitting next to him, her body was hidden in the shadows, her face was not very clear, but she could see that she was a great beauty, especially the two towering peaks on her chest were the most attractive.

At this time, the rotating light of the bar shone over, and instantly took a clear picture of the woman's appearance, although it was only for a moment, I saw it clearly, and I couldn't help but throb in my heart, it turned out that there was such a beautiful woman in the world, she was more beautiful than the woman I saw on TV, called Yifei, goose egg face, not thick or thin lips, everywhere exuding a noble atmosphere, making people wonder, how could such a cold and noble goddess come to such a place?

"It's really just the last drink. ”

The beautiful woman wiped the corners of her mouth, reluctantly took the glass, and drank it up.

After a drink, everyone at the table fell silent and looked at the beautiful woman without saying a word. It didn't take long for the beautiful woman to suddenly hold her forehead and shake her head, as if she was drunk and a little dizzy.

"Haha!"

The people at the table erupted in violent laughter, and the young man with acne on his face had a smug smile on his face, stretched out his hand to support the beauty, and said with a smile: "Are you okay?"

"Dizziness. The beauty said weakly.

The pox young man laughed and said: "It's right to be dizzy, Malegobi, Lao Tzu has been chasing this watch for more than half a year, let her be my woman today!"

Everyone else at the table cheered and shouted, "Congratulations to Yu Shao." ”

"These scumbags!"

I couldn't bear to be ruined like this by such a beautiful woman, so I slapped the table and stood up, and my cousin hurriedly stopped: "Hey, hey, that's someone's prey, don't interfere, and the fight will start again later......"

I really haven't scared anyone in the fight, seeing that Yu Shao put a few drops of medicine in the wine glass, and wanted to pour the beauty to drink, I reached out and pressed his wrist, and said with a cold face: "It's not good to bully women like this." ”

When Yu Shao saw me, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he asked, "Which one are you? This is my girlfriend? What does it matter to you?"

I sneered, grabbed him by the neck, pinched his mouth, poured all the drugged wine into it, and asked, "Girlfriend, right? Let's see what kind of medicine you put in your girlfriend's wine." ”

Yu Shao choked on the wine and coughed twice, and it didn't take long for his eyes to start to get confused, he couldn't stop shaking his head, pointing at me and shouting: "him for me!"

The other people at the table all picked up the bottles and smashed them into pieces, which was very scary.

I reached for a jar of toothpicks on the table, poured it out and pinched it in my hand.

Those people laughed and said disdainfully, "What do you want to do with this pen? Take a toothpick and give my brother a few teeth picks?"

I looked up at them and asked, "Have you ever heard of the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate?"

"I listen to your mother!"

A group of people grabbed broken wine bottles and stabbed at me, and I thought to myself, since you haven't seen it, let you see it, and all the toothpicks in my hands shot out with all my might, and they hit the acupuncture points on their bodies without any mistakes.

Several people suddenly shook, some directly collapsed on the ground, and some hung their hands and couldn't move, and shouted in panic: "What's the matter?

I lifted my foot and kicked them away, reaching out to pick up the beautiful woman in her seat and walk out of the bar. My cousin immediately caught up, patted me on the shoulder happily and said, "I didn't expect you kid to have this hand, it's okay, brother will open a room for you, and you will take the lead in a while, and I will go to the second round." ”

I frowned and looked at him and said, "She has been drugged, so she must hurry up and give her the medicine, otherwise something will happen." ”

My cousin came up with a smile and said, "Let me try, I can also help distribute a few times." ”

"Fuck off!"

I drove him back, helped the beautiful woman to a hotel to open a room, and was going to use her internal strength to dissipate the toxicity in her body, and then send her home.

In the hotel room, I put the beautiful woman in my hand on the bed, locked the door, and looked back to see her looking at me with a confused look, a pair of towering breasts constantly rising and falling, looking seductive.

I forcibly held back the evil thoughts in my heart, stepped forward and pressed her shoulder and said, "No way, I'm going to detoxify you now, I may have to take off my clothes, you can bear with it." ”

After saying that, he peeled off the long skirt on her shoulders, revealing the contents of the clothes.

I swallowed my saliva and was about to turn her around and start exercising, but she snorted softly and threw herself directly into my arms, kissing her hot lips......