Chapter 162: Because I Can't

"Isn't that right? Brother Xu is a typical master who doesn't suffer, I said how to change his sex today. At this time, Xiao Lei said with a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Lei, what are you muttering about?" Seeing Xiao Lei talking to himself there, Geng Cong lowered his head and asked.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, let's just listen," Xiao Lei said with a smile.

"The show is about to begin," Xiao Lei silently added in his heart at this time the unspoken words later.

"It's simple, there are five competitions in total," Liu Xu said with a smile at this time.

"Teacher Liu, don't sell it, just say it," someone shouted dissatisfiedly at this time, but at this time, everyone's expressions looked at Liu Xu with expectant eyes.

"Well, since you sincerely want to find frustration, then I will tell you with great mercy!"

When Xiao Lei heard this, he quickly covered his face and lay on the table, as if to tell others that I was really not familiar with him.

"Childish!"

"It's naïve!"

"I really thought I was Team Rocket!"

……

Before Liu Xu finished speaking, he was instigated back by a group of little kids, leaving Liu Xu standing alone.

If there is a gust of wind at this time, a few red leaves will float on the ground, and it will form a landscape painting.

"Ahem, ahem, you little guys really don't have any humor," after the embarrassment, Liu Xu could only cough twice and said by himself.

"It's not that we don't have humor, it's that you're talking too cold!"

Everyone who heard this, seeing Liu Xu's eyes sweeping, nodded involuntarily, Liu Xu couldn't help but sigh, can't catch up with the times.

"What's the first one?" but at this time, Liu Xu asked selectively and ignored.

When everyone heard Liu Xu's words, they couldn't help but roll their eyes, you are old, just forget if you want to divert the topic, can we not be so untechnical.

"Teacher, you haven't said that yet, we know there," said a classmate who looked at Liu Xu with caring eyes.

Liu Xu almost exploded when he saw this little look, and his heart was secretly ruthless, "In the future, there will be a time for this group of little guys to beg." ”

"Oh, yes? Let's talk about the first one, the first one, that's the benefit of all the students who have good memory. After speaking, Liu Xu paused intentionally and looked at everyone.

"Coming, coming!" At this time, Xiao Lei secretly thought in his heart, this Brother Xu is sometimes so careful, this is not the first time he has experienced it.

"What is it?

Seeing the impatience of a group of people, Liu Xu laughed proudly in his heart, Fight with me, you are still a little tender.

"What's in a hurry, do you have to be careful, patient, and persevering in learning, how can you be so impatient?"

At this time, when everyone heard Liu Xu's words, they understood that this teacher of theirs was a handsome appearance with such a big pinhole.

"Okay, let's talk about the first thing, and then everyone who sits down thinks they have a good memory, you can challenge me, as for the content, I will order" After speaking, Liu Xu took out English books, history books, and language books on the lectern and showed them them one by one.

"The advantage of challenging you is ......," someone asked cautiously.

"Yes, as you think, the advantage of challenging me is, who can beat me, in the next month, all self-study classes are extracurricular activities, and I am free to come and go," Liu Xu said with a smile.

"Ah!" At this time, everyone heard Liu Xu's words and talked about it, but they had never heard of this kind of practice!

"Is it okay to leave the school?" someone asked in a whisper.

"Yes, but I can only go home, of course, the nearby Internet café is also OK, I have to let me know your whereabouts," Liu Xu said at this time.

"As long as I can go home, it's not bad, I'm in prison at this school, I can go home and take a break, I'm satisfied!"

"Yes, I think the same way, when will this kind of hard life be a head!"

"Teacher, do you mean all the subjects?" someone asked.

"You don't have to use all subjects, you just have to make sure you can pass all the other subjects, and you can choose a subject that you like. At this time, Liu Xu said with a smile.

"Whew! Scared me, if it's all subjects, then it's still a fart, I'd better stay in the classroom honestly!"

"Monkey pull it down, do you think you have a chance now? I haven't heard that the premise is that all subjects are passed first, can you pass your math and let you repeat the grade for three years?"

"Okay, okay, I know you're a scholar!" At this time, Hou Bin said helplessly.

"I'm going to set a break time for this month," Xiang Wentao ignored Hou Bin, but said confidently.

"Teacher Liu, this is not fair, isn't this a good rest time for studying? I am not convinced!" someone stood up and said.

"That's right, it's a good rest time for studying, if you don't accept it, then study hard!" At this time, Liu Xu said confidently.

At this time, when everyone heard Liu Xu's words, they were all helpless, can we hide our eccentricity, are we so reasonable?

"Come on, everyone, let's specialize in one lesson, Mr. Liu has a lot of subjects waiting for him, we have won!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then they were overjoyed, and they all secretly blamed themselves in their hearts for not thinking of it, and the partial department had the heart to beat their chests and cry at this time.

It's just that they didn't see the smile on the corner of Liu Xu's mouth, otherwise they would definitely feel wrong.

"Teacher, the second one, this one is definitely going to give us a discount for the partial!" someone shouted.

"No problem, the second one is that those who are confident in their mathematics can also challenge me, comparing speed and accuracy," Liu Xu said with a smile on the expression I gave you a chance.

But at this time, when everyone saw his face, they all had the urge to give him a punch, what kind of discount is this? Generally, 6 percent of the partial subjects are mathematics, and 30 percent are English, isn't this another big wave of elimination?

Although everyone is helpless, they can only recognize Liu Xu's rules, who made him the maker of the rules?

"The third is the welfare for art and sports students, piano, guqin, I choose music, and the same treatment is better than mine. At this time, Liu Xu said with a smile.

"I'll go, our teacher will still do this, it's too demonic," at this time, someone heard Liu Xu's words and said to the same table.

"I agree with you, he's not human......" someone said at this point.

However, although these words were small, they still made several people around them hear them, and they looked at him with a shocked face.

"It's God, it's God!" Seeing the eyes of the people around him, this guy quickly said.

"I'll go, I'll obey you sycophant!"

"I'll take it too!"

"Teacher, since it is the welfare of our art and sports students, can we change the option, I won't do any of these," someone shouted at this time.

"No!" At this time, Liu Xu said firmly.

"Why?" said the man, wailing.

"Because I won't know anything else," Liu Xu said righteously at this time.