After teasing the maid, Shen Feng lay on the back of the rockery and fell asleep with his head resting on his arm, the rockery was backed by a banyan tree, which was extremely cool, but it was suitable for people like him who liked to be lazy.

In order to block his vision, Shen Feng also plucked two banyan leaves and covered them on his eyes as an eye patch, and when he was sleeping soundly, he heard a crisp cry.

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen-"

"Who is coming! Report the name, I am the Shen Family Lin Nursing Home, oh no, it's the Lin Family Shen Nursing Home. Shen Feng took off the banyan leaves on his eyes, turned over and jumped down from the rockery, took a closer look, but there was no figure in front of him, and said in surprise: "Hey, what about people, someone obviously called me, could it be that I am dreaming." ”

What kind of guard is this, in case the Lin family really comes to the thief, it is difficult to say whether this bastard can find the thief, Miss Lin stood behind him, saw him looking like an idiot, and snorted coldly: "Behind you!"

"Ah, Miss Lin, when did you run behind me!" Shen Feng turned around, but saw that Wanci was also there, and asked with wide eyes: "Wanci, why are you here, welcome, welcome, haha" At this time, Shen Feng was stunned like a fool, lazy and caught by his own young lady, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he had to smile and hide it.

"The gate faces north, we are naturally here" Miss Lin closed her eyes and said helplessly, not wanting to look at him again, afraid that she couldn't help but step forward and fight this idiot.

Lin and Liu, one green and one yellow, are all Luo skirts and silk clothes, with belts tied around their waists, and the two delicate women stand together, like flowers blooming and stalking, which is really beautiful and picturesque, and it is rare to see the two women holding a paper umbrella in their hands, Shen Feng asked Liu Wanci: "Wanci, where are you going." ”

"We are going to go outside the city, at this time, after the spring rain, the grass is blue, and it is a good season. Liu Wanci is as soft as ever, making people feel like a spring breeze, some women's voices can make you soft in the ear, Liu Wanci is this type, similar to the soft to overcome the rigid in martial arts, and Miss Lin is just the opposite, she belongs to a strong woman, so this kind of woman, if a man can conquer her, it is very fulfilling.

"Euphemism, you are the number one beauty in our Shengzhou City, if you go out, if there is a mistake, how can I explain to the people of Shengzhou!" Shen Feng pretended to be solemn and stern and said: "I don't think it's better to be like this, I, the new Colin family nursing home, will accompany you, and I will protect you well." Shen Feng thought that he had nothing to do in the Lin family, so it was better to accompany the beautiful woman to play.

"Brother Shen said bluntly when he wanted to go with him, I didn't say no, I didn't say yes, you said anything about the first beauty, I didn't hear it. Liu Wanci said with a smile. But Miss Lin next to her didn't agree, and held a paper umbrella in front of Shen Feng, the meaning was obvious, don't let you go, give me a good look at the house.

"Miss, as your personal care home, I want to accompany you even more. Shen Feng patted his chest and said, "Are you embarrassed to trouble me, don't be so polite, Miss goes out, if there is everyone around you, where is this like a word?"

"I don't dare to let you go, I want ten taels of silver" Miss Lin raised a finger and snorted as she picked up the old account, and Liu Wanci couldn't understand what kind of dumb riddle they were playing.

"Don't talk about this, it hurts to talk about silver and silver, true feelings are priceless, I'm free" Shen Feng didn't want to say a word, and suddenly realized: "Hey, this sentence sounds so awkward!"

"Poof—"

Liu Wanci covered her mouth and chuckled, and Miss Lin said expressionlessly: "Wanci, you also heard it, if he bargains with me again in the future, you have to remind him of what he said." ”

Oops, I really want to slap myself in the mouth, but I was pecked by the geese all day long, how did Lao Tzu become free, Shen Feng was depressed for a while, and he stopped talking.

"Do you really want to go?" Seeing his depressed appearance, secretly happy in his heart, Miss Lin glanced at him sideways and asked, seeing that he was busy nodding, twisting his waist and walking forward and saying, "It just so happens that I still owe a coachman, so I will be cheap for you"

What to drag, if there is no euphemism, I don't want to go, Shen Feng muttered in his heart, but he still raised his steps and followed, and Euphemism followed behind her. Then in a voice that she could hear, she deliberately said to Liu Wanci: "Wanci, I didn't find out how beautiful you were before, but now I feel really beautiful when I stand with Miss Lin." "Run, Euphemism" Before Miss Lin in front of her got angry, Shen Feng took Euphemism's hand and ran forward desperately, leaving a series of laughter, and Miss Lin was so angry that she stomped her feet.

In this way, Shen Feng made a temporary cameo appearance as the coachman of the two women, from the Lin family to the green grass outside the city only a few miles away, with the means of transportation, the three of them came to the green grass outside the city without wasted effort, at this time there were already many tourists gathered on the grass, or in twos and threes, or in groups, and Miss Lin deliberately threw Shen Feng aside, dragging Liu Wanci to play elsewhere, in addition to tourists on the grass, there were also many hawkers, selling some food and play, Shen Feng wandered aimlessly on the grass alone, chewing the rock sugar gourd he had just bought.

Just as Shen Feng passed by a small stall, an old man who seemed to be a fairy wind suddenly shouted: "Little brother, please stay."

After Shen Feng looked around to make sure that he was calling himself, he took a closer look at the stall, and saw an old man standing in front of the stall, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, and a white cloth flagpole on the right, which read 'Iron Mouth Straight Break'.

Shen Feng was amused in his heart, he didn't expect to meet a fortune teller, there were many fortune tellers in ancient times, unlike modern science, here, the profession of fortune teller is very respected, he smiled and asked: "Old man, is there something wrong?"

The fortune teller did not answer Shen Feng's words, but approached Shen Feng and looked at him carefully, sometimes solemn and sometimes puzzled, with a rich expression.

Seeing that he kept looking at him, Shen Feng said: "Old man, are you looking at the face or the doctor, if you don't speak, I'll leave" is very clear in his heart, he must have come to fool his money.

"Little brother, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. The old gentleman called out to him, his expression solemn, his eyes closed.

Shen Feng snorted coldly in his heart, pretending to be mysterious: "The old gentleman thinks that he will talk about it when he speaks, and if he doesn't talk about it, he won't talk about it." ”

"I look at the face of the little brother, it is extremely dangerous, and in the near future, there will be a disaster of blood and light-" The old gentleman said a classic fortune-telling line, which was unceremoniously interrupted by Shen Feng.

"Mr. You're a fortune teller, or an endorsement, I'm such an upright and kind person, how can there be a disaster of blood and light, Mr. Old man's fortune telling varies from person to person, not from the book. Shen Feng gave him some advice very kindly.

The old gentleman thought for a while, slapped his thigh and echoed: "That's right, in the opinion of the little brother, how to say it better." ”

"It should revolve around the four words of peach blossoms, a handsome person like me, it is simply unreasonable not to commit peach blossoms. Shen Feng sat on the old man's chair, looking like a master pointing out.

The old gentleman suddenly shouted: "Oh, the little brother is very right, I can't imagine that you are young, but you know this well, the old man has been immersed in yin for decades, but he is only in Xinzhu, ashamed and ashamed." The old gentleman stood next to Shen Feng and examined himself, like Shen Feng's apprentice.

"Do you see that woman, yes, walking towards us, yes, the one with a very big breast, I'll tell her fortune later. Shen Feng pointed to the old gentleman and pointed to a woman in front of him and said, "She's here." ”

"This sister, please stay" Shen Feng originally pretended to squint, but suddenly raised his eyelids, and the essence shot at the woman.

The woman wondered, "Is there anything wrong, I'm still in a hurry to get home"

"If you take one more step, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Shen Feng stared at the woman and said sharply.

"Y-don't scare me. The woman exclaimed, Shen Feng smiled slightly: "Isn't it scary, you can know by writing a word on the paper, this heavenly master can understand the affairs of the ancient and modern Chinese and foreign worlds, and can be familiar with family disputes and extramarital affairs, sister, you can write a word on the paper at will, don't think too much, write at will." ”

The woman hesitated for a moment and scribbled a word on the paper.

Shen Feng picked it up and looked at it, thinking a little, Ryu should be a symbol of men, and after looking at this word carefully for a long time, he said slowly: "This word, you can see that it is composed of the words "Formation and Turtle", but the so-called standing turtle, that is, sitting on something, from the posture, this is a Guanyin sitting lotus, from which it can be seen that Xianggong listens to you very much." "The more Shen Feng said, the more his face became, and although the woman was a person from the past, if he hadn't said it so seriously, he wouldn't have been able to listen to his naked words, but there was some truth in what he said, and his father-in-law had nothing to say to him.

Shen Feng's face changed, his words changed, and his tone changed from relaxed just now to sharp: "But the bad thing is that this turtle word, the turtle word does not come out, what does this mean, the foreskin is too long, so I conclude that your sex is not harmonious, for this reason, you must have a lot of grievances against your husband, and over time you even scold your father-in-law." Shen Feng frowned and shook his head.

The woman exclaimed, how could this man know, was he really calculated, maybe he guessed, and turned her head and hurriedly denied: "Hugh wants to talk nonsense, I and my family are like guests, and—harmonious"

Shen Feng slapped the table and said angrily: "Hmph, dare to lie in front of this Heavenly Master, the lower half of this Chinese character, there is a skimming out, do you want me to say it!"

The woman whispered, "Say—say what."

"Hehe, you red apricot out of the wall!" Shen Feng smiled, and his words were not shocking.

"Ah!! how do you know—" The woman exclaimed, her eyes full of horror as she looked at Shen Feng.

ps: The first update, begging for flowers, readers who read this book don't dive, come up and bubble up (the protagonist will become more and more awesome after precipitation in ancient times, and comprehensively affect the entire history in the three major fields of military, politics and business)