172 Poor are not stupid
Zhou You's mission is to restore order.
He stood in the center of the stage and first slashed at his big arm in front of him: "Those who want to go home stand on the left, and those who want to stay stand on the right." ”
"To go home, you need the consent of your current body, and then come to the Paradise plane for personality fusion. ”
"Stay, Sakura will arrange for you to live as a native, or retirement, and of course, if you like a career like an actor or screenwriter, you can continue to do this. ”
"If you are undecided, you can go to the back row temporarily, and the homecoming sports will last for a long time, in principle, there is no time limit, and you can choose again at any time. ”
After hearing these words, the originally excited people became flustered.
The eyes of the people who were originally desperate once again bloomed with brilliance.
Whether it is the new order brought about by the travels or the compensation that Sakura Suzi has given them, they all follow a fundamental principle - to respect the individual as much as possible and provide each individual with free choice.
The characters began to become flustered and talkative, and one question after another came crashing in.
"Do I need ontological consent to go home?"
"Is there a danger to personality fusion?"
"Is there a queue for this?"
Zhou You had to carry out a series of extended explanations, and finally emphasized that going home should be in order, and those who signed up first would be given priority.
It was only when the queue was determined that the people finally became decisive, and as the first person was on the left, more people scrambled to get there.
"Don't stop. ”
"I'm with him. ”
"Traveling boss, there are too many people, can you start another team?"
"One more team. ”
"Aren't they coming to line up?"
"That's the Hero Squad, do the Founding Fathers understand......"
"Then you have to queue up, why do you have a privilege?"
The chaotic situation made Zhou You laugh and laugh, yelling, pushing and shoving, and some people even shouted for Leng Xie and others on the stage to come down and line up, but at least no one had asked Zhou You to come to line up.
No matter how you shouted, the scene couldn't calm down again, he couldn't imagine that a queue would be chaotic like this in an instant, bringing a new order or something, and he really thought too much.
Leng Xie shook his head and patted Zhou You: "At first glance, you haven't managed a team of more than 3 people. ”
Zhou You couldn't help but bow his head and count: "Really." ”
"Guns. Yao Xingchong hooked his hand around you, "Quick, I'm in a hurry." ”
Zhou You hesitated.
Leng Xie nodded and said, "Give it to her." ”
"Stay safe. Zhou You took off the gun and handed it to Yaoxing.
Yaoxing picked up the gun, walked to the front of the platform without saying a word, aimed at an area with the most serious queue insertion, almost didn't aim much, and didn't let go of the trigger anymore.
Bang bang!
Bang bang!
Screams erupted, blood splattered.
A fierce and indiscriminate strafing shot lasted for a full 20 seconds.
After 20 seconds, everyone in the area was lying on the ground covering their heads, and of course, a few people who had been swept away were slowly regaining their shape.
The audience was silent.
Only then did Yaoxing say in a very low voice: "I, hurry, time, time." Get in line!"
A man who had just been swept up got up and shouted, "You ...... girl."
Bang bang!
"From now on, everyone is silenced. "Yaoxing scanned the audience," all shut up and lined up. If you are scared or not in a hurry, you will stand in the back, and if you want to talk or discuss, you will go back to the rest area. Whoever says half a word again, I will sweep whomever it is. ”
People looked at each other, at least no one dared to speak, but no one dared to move.
After more than ten seconds, Yaoxing couldn't help but shout: "Give me a hurry!"
Whoosh ......
People immediately took action, walked into their own queues, lined up in a regular manner, and no one dared to say more than half a word.
Only then did Yaoxing retreat behind Zhou You: "Go on." ”
Zhou You swallowed and foamed: "Yaoxing, we may have had some misunderstandings before, but I must not have meant it, can we forget about each other in the future like this?" ”
"If you talk nonsense, I swear I'll find a way to break through the void and invade the Earth's plane. ”
Leng Xie covered his mouth next to him and smiled: "No, she can't find it, don't worry." ”
"Is there anything like you?" Yao Xing was angry, "I haven't had anything to do with the." ”
When Leng Xie heard this, his expression tightened, and he silently made a silent look.
Yaoxing immediately understood, only shook his head, and said no more.
"Oops. The Emperor looked left and right, "Yes, I still said, who is that, that ......"
This time, Leng Xie directly covered his mouth: "I don't discriminate against poor ghosts, but if you're stupid, say less." ”
The Emperor of the Underworld didn't know why, so he pushed away Leng Xie's hand and scolded: "I'm just poor, I'm not stupid." ”
"No, old iron. Zhou You also looked at the Emperor of the Underworld with a strained face this time.
"Huh?" The Immortal Emperor was shocked, it didn't matter if he was coldly heretical, but his old iron expectations seemed to be very pessimistic.
Zhou You couldn't bear to say more, just smiled and nodded: "You're not poor or stupid, let's wait and talk about her." ”
"Whew...... I'll just say, hahaha. "The Immortal Emperor feels very stable.
Next, Zhou You announced the process of returning home.
First, write a letter to your real-life self so that he understands the situation and understands himself.
If you agree to the fusion in reality, then enter the visitor queue of the park plane, line up to use the visitor quota to come to the park plane, and Sakura will complete the personality fusion.
If you don't agree with yourself in reality, you can choose to continue to write letters to contact your feelings, or you can become a citizen of the paradise plane at any time, and Sakura will arrange your home, or you can retire or continue to work in the paradise, all the options are left to them, and you can change your choice at any time.
After the explanation, people from all planes who wanted to go home began to record what they wanted to say to themselves in their own ways.
The four people on the stage were also very curious about each other.
The Emperor of the Underworld secretly pulled Zhou You: "Hey, Lao Tie...... What did you tell yourself?"
"It's too shameful not to say it. ”
"It's okay. So you say, I will say. ”
"You speak first. ”
"You first. ”
Yaoxing snorted and laughed beside him: "You big men, you are getting more and more disgusting. ”
"Why don't you say one?" said the Emperor of the Underworld, raising his nose and scolding.
"There's nothing that can't be said about this. Yaoxing split his head and covered his face and said, "I told her directly, I want to go home and get married, or I will die." ”
"......" Zhou You thought for a while, his expression was very complicated, "What are you? You threaten yourself with your life like this?
"Hmph, woman. Leng Xie also gradually let go of his seriousness and returned to a state that was more familiar to Zhou You, "I wrote a 10,000-word long essay and recorded my years of experience as an outline, and my ontology will definitely be eager to have these experiences." ”
"Oh, is it?" Haruka sneered, "I peeked at your letter, what I saw was different from what you said~~"
“…… Shut up, woman! You're touching a danger you can't even comprehend. ”