Chapter 2: Meng Po is actually a hard job
The human world, full of all kinds of desires, wars, plundering will happen at any time, desire makes the war between human beings constant, after thousands of years of conquest, although the development of science and technology has gone up, but the lives are miserable, and the people are not happy. Finally one day the human king Fuxi couldn't stand it anymore, and he couldn't die so many people anymore The gang of turtle grandchildren in the cheap Difu were killed, and he led the hundreds of millions of soldiers summoned to directly bulldoze all the countries in the human world and established the Human World Alliance, in the end, the war subsided, and no one dared to provoke this stingy human king, and since then the human world has entered the stage of recuperation and development.
On a certain day in December in the 989th year of the time of the world, the human world, the northern capital
The middle-aged man who was kicked out of the underworld by Black Impermanence directly transformed into a white dragon, wandering between heaven and earth
"It doesn't seem easy to find the person who is about to give birth, alas, I didn't give me an address or anything, the underworld is not without this way, it's too picky" When Bailong's heart was broken, he suddenly found that there was a family under him flashing a faint aura, Bailong looked fixedly, this is a small courtyard, there is a man and a woman living in the courtyard, it seems that the woman is pregnant, a little pinching, Bailong found that it should be about to give birth
"This is really God help me, I was just thinking about how to find it, this was discovered by me, it seems that it was really arranged by the prince, hahaha, the human world, the mountain people, I came"
At this time, the man in the small courtyard was washing his daughter-in-law's feet. The man's name is Shi Qiang, who once served as a soldier in the World Resistance Army, and later met his wife Zhou Feng in Baijiang Province, just in time for the World Resistance Army to be bulldozed by the king of the People, so he simply retired from the army and returned to his hometown Beidu with his daughter-in-law.
Today, when I picked up the rags, I picked up a box of expired milk, and I planned to wash my daughter-in-law's face and soak my feet, after all, I have followed myself for so many years of hard life, and I should enjoy it, but this carton of milk is very interesting, what is it called, what is the soup, what is the production address, what is the Huangquan Road, there are many words he doesn't know, and he doesn't care.
Shi Qiang entered the house with a basin and said to his wife, "The water is boiled, I picked up a carton of expired milk today, let me redeem it, and give you beauty too."
Zhou Feng moved over step by step with a big belly, "Qiangzi, you are so good to me, rest assured, our family will definitely get better and better, by the way, I won't wash my face, it's cold, I've been covering it with a scarf, just soak my feet"
"Okay, then you soak it first, I'll get you a towel" Shi Qiang raised his head and was about to get a towel, when suddenly a white light flashed into the house from the window, Shi Qiang looked up and looked, almost frightened, a snow-white dragon was coiled in his house, Zhou Feng also looked stupid, and the couple looked at the white dragon motionlessly.
Bailong was very excited at this time, firstly, his appearance was still very majestic, after all, these two people looked stupid at themselves, and secondly, when they got closer, they were about to give birth, and it looked like they would be born tonight, so he cleared his throat and said loudly, "You husband and wife do good deeds and accumulate virtues, so God has ordered me to be reincarnated as the child of the two of you, to accumulate more blessings for you and improve your life"
Shi Qiang stabilized his mind and asked, "That...... I don't know what to call you, I don't really understand what you just said."
Bai Long rolled his eyes, "It means that I will be your child in the future......"
Zhou Feng also eased up, and when he heard the conversation between the two, he exhaled, "I'm scared to death of the old lady, since you are the child of the two of us, why don't you hurry up and give the old lady down, it's fun to float."
White Dragon" ......... This change is too great, and it may be too great, so that I will escape into your body and be born as your son," said this, and turned into a white flash into the footbath.
The couple heard a muttering at the same time: "Anyway, the smell of this footwash is a little weird......
Difu, a ghost city in the capital of Xudu
A ghost pawn knelt down in front of the Ghost Emperor, "Tell the Ghost Emperor, Master Meng Po is back, saying that he has achieved some success, but because he left too quickly when he came back, he lost a box of Meng Po soup......"
Meng Po, the duty to clear the memory of people's past life, the original magic vessel is a cauldron, specializing in boiling fragrant and delicious Meng Po soup (a bit like crucian carp soup), but with the development of the times, the old manufacturing methods have been improved, and now they are all mechanized mass production, modern Meng Po 'Meng Soul' is also advancing with the times, and the establishment of 'Meng Po Zhuang Soup Drink Co., Ltd.', taking the road of public-private partnership, of course, it is basically impossible to want to be private, and the specific reasons are also known.
Some time ago, Meng Soul was ordered to go to the human world to learn the operation and management of modern enterprises, and it can be said that he went through a lot of hardships and finally returned to the underworld to resume his life.
"Lord Ghost Emperor, my life is so bitter, I was stolen as soon as I got to the human world, I was robbed when I finally found a job, I subdued the gangsters and was dismissed by the boss who said I caused trouble, I lived in a big cement pipe and hid for a long time, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, you have to call the shots......" Meng Soul lay on the ground and cried while rolling
Ghost Emperor: "Okay, you get up first, and I'll give you a salary increase when you turn around, but now, you tell me first what happened when Meng Po Tang was lost."
As soon as he heard that he was going to raise his salary, Meng Soul stood up from the place and returned to "Lord Xie Ghost Emperor for a salary increase, thank you, thank you, I'll go back first if there's nothing to do, and I have to continue to renovate Meng Pozhuang, bye-bye~"
I saw the ghost emperor smile slightly, stretched out his hand and nodded at Meng Soul, a yin wind directly swept Meng Soul back, and the ghost emperor said with a smile, "Hurry up and confess truthfully to Lao Tzu, otherwise, I will demolish Meng Po Zhuang and change it back to Meng Po Bridge, so that you can return to the days of sleeping in the open air." ”
Meng Soul suddenly remembered his previous life, and his body trembled uncontrollably, "Back to the Ghost Emperor, I'm not on a business trip, I'm afraid of homesickness, so I took a box of Meng Po soup and left, and I drank two sips when I was homesick to relieve my homesickness." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you won't even be able to find your way home after two sips, tell me the truth" said the Ghost Emperor rubbing his hands, twisting his neck, and moving.
Meng Soul was about to cry in fright, "I was wrong for the Ghost Emperor, I was afraid of running into bad people, and I could defend myself by taking Meng Po Tang to open the package at a critical moment, but a group of bear children stole it while I was sleeping, I really don't know where I lost it" wiped his tears and muttered quietly, "But I also thought about it, if they drink it as milk, at most they will have amnesia, and there is no big harm"
The ghost emperor thought for a while, twisted his beard and said, "Well, you're right, there's no harm" and then waved his hand and shouted to the ghost pawn below, "Come on, go Meng Pozhuang and demolish it for me."
Meng Soul hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowing like a chicken running to broken rice, "Lord Ghost Emperor, I know it's wrong, please don't demolish my Meng Po Village, I'll go find it back" With that, a dodge disappeared.
The human world, the northern capital
Shi Qiang and his wife haven't reacted yet, why is it that a white light is gone, it's about water escape, and they haven't seen water, what's the situation???
Suddenly, Zhou Feng felt a colic pain in his stomach, thinking that he might be about to give birth, and hurriedly called Shi Qiang, "Qiangzi, I seem to be about to give birth, take me to the hospital quickly"
Shi Qiang was also anxious, "You wait, I'll go find the second son next to me to borrow a flatbed truck." After speaking, he hurriedly ran to the next door and smashed the door, "Second son, second son, wake up quickly, your sister-in-law is about to give birth, quickly lend me the flatbed"
I only heard the sound of 'crackling' in the door, and the door opened, and a young man about 25 or 6 years old pushed the cart and ran out.
"Brother Qiang, my sister-in-law is about to give birth, send it to the hospital, I'll go back and get you a quilt, don't freeze in winter" After handing over the car to Shi Qiang, the second son turned around and ran back to get the quilt.
Shi Qiang hurriedly returned to the door, went into the house and took Zhou Feng out, put it on a flatbed cart and spread two quilts, and covered it with a quilt taken out by the second son, and rode to the hospital.