Chapter 15 The Big Fly Becomes Sperm
Cutting off people's financial routes, such as killing his parents, a selfish and cunning person like Li Kang actually came to deal with Beelzebub in person, and even cooked in person, which shows what a filial person Li Kang is. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Beelzebub understands that human beings have an abnormal attachment to money, it is common to kill people and set fires for money, and it is also common to sell their souls, but I didn't expect that the ability has reached the level of Li Kang, and if you go out and steal, rob, and cheat at will, you can get endless wealth, and a person who can even deceive demons, can't he get some money? This is ridiculous, but it is said that Li Kang has a very strange cleanliness habit for things like robbery, sluts are hypocritical, greedy for money and cherish feathers, and his reputation stinks better than Cerberus's dung, and he cares about his self-esteem.
"Alright, who do you want me to help you deal with? Just bring it up, I will help you, although I am a demon, I have always kept my word more than people like you, I swear in the name of Beelzebub, the king of flies. Beelzebub said.
"No, let's sign a small contract, I'm still not at ease. Li Kang said with a look of disgust.
"Are you stupid? Don't you know who you are? You are the enemy of hell, no matter what your identity, as long as anyone dares to sign a contract with you, then there is only a dead end, I will be honest with you, I am not impressed by your genius cooking, the dishes you cook are the most unpalatable things I have ever eaten in my life, it is simply a mixture of the fart of the Nightmare Lord and the Doom Lady, I can even endure the dung, even the mutated black wild boar near the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant in the Neon Country, I can eat it, but what you made, the taste is simple, I have once eaten things made of asphalt, they are 10,000 times better than the lump of toys I made, you do this, you kill me, you make a few more dishes for meI'll be exempted from signing the contract, what do you think?I've already sworn in the name of my Lord of the Flies, and the effectiveness of the demon's swear by his real name is no worse than the contract, what else do you not believe me?" Beelzebub suddenly became angry and said, Mephisto is careful against the major demon kings, and finds every opportunity to fight against dissidents.
Beelzebub, the king of the flies, has never given Mephisto face, and has long been a thorn in Mephisto's side, if he leaks such a big flaw to Mephisto this time, he will definitely take the opportunity to launch all hell to attack the territory of the king of the flies, and the final result must be that part of the territory of the king of flies is eaten away, Mephisto easily does not start a war, as long as it is launched, it is like a leech on the skin is so difficult, although Beelzebub has not confronted Mephisto head-on, but for so many years, he has seen Mephisto's methods.
"That's fine, but I didn't expect your courage to become so small, you were just over Setolak at the beginning, although it was a bit miserable to be by Setolak, but I still admire you a little, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to ask you for help this time, in fact, those two demons have nothing to do with me, I'm just helping my friends, even if I owe you a personal favor, how about it?" Li Kang said.
"Your favor is more valuable to me than the dung of flies," Beelzebub is worthy of being the king of flies, and three sentences must be inseparable from, pee, and fart," Others don't know about you, a demon king like us, has noticed you a long time ago, you don't have any contract spirit at all, although the vast majority of human beings, they just want to take advantage of it, don't want to pay the price, after signing the contract, they always hope to escape from hell, this is all Mephisto's bad head, if he didn't have to make that bet with God back then, to seduce Faust, and finally be tricked by God's old thing, how can mortals always fantasize that they can escape?"
"You can't blame Mephisto for this, in fact, according to all the rules, he has already won, it's just that God's old guy is playing Lippie, but you still underestimate Mephisto, he actually lost on purpose, and told Goethe the story and asked Goethe to write the book, hahaha.... Since then, all human beings have had a fluke mentality, thinking that they will definitely become the next Faust, even if they sell their souls, sooner or later, they will be able to escape from the clutches of hell like Faust, but if you think about it, can God play it once, can he play it a second time? So from Mephisto's hands, he escaped a Faust, but attracted thousands of Faust, and Mephisto's calculation was fine. Li Kang said with some admiration.
"Hmm...... There is some truth in what you said, but our reputation in hell has been ruined by him Mephisto, this is certain, what a shame!" Beelzebub changed the subject and said, "Let's talk about what kind of demon you are dealing with, I don't understand, what kind of demon is there in New York City, you can't deal with it, why do you have to pull me?" Beelzebub said.
"That's because I like you, of course. Li Kang smiled and withdrew the magic circle, "You change your skin, at least you have to look like a person, and the smell on your body is terrible, can you spray some perfume." ”
"Okay, let's hurry up and complete the deal, I really don't have a good impression of you, I hope you don't come to me again in the future." Beelzebub said.
"Hahaha...... I can guarantee this, and I will never go to you in the future, but I still have a question to ask. ”
"There are a lot of problems with sluts, what other problems do you have?"
"You can't lie to me, is my food really that unpalatable?" Li Kang said with some reluctance.
"If you can eat me Beelzebub, one of the Seven Demon Kings of Hell, the Lord of Gluttony, and the King of the Flies, you almost burp, what do you say? Nuclear weapons can't hurt me, the kind of garbage you made almost killed me, and after I have done those two demons, I want to eat a good meal and wash away the smell in my mouth." Beelzebub made a disgusted expression, and he turned into a very ordinary fat man, with a very round head, and a bulging glasses like the bottom of a beer bottle, a Mediterranean head, and the hair on both sides of the head was disproportionately sticking out, and his belly was very large, hunched over, and his hands and feet were not proportionately small, no matter how you looked, they were like a big fly.
Li Kang is not easy to complain about anything, ugly is really ugly, but this guy is his own gang for the time being, even if he is ugly, he has to hold it, Li Kang hurriedly slapped a few sycophants, expressing his sincere admiration for Beelzebub's elegant taste.
Beelzebub is the kind of old-fashioned aristocratic temperament, and he likes to be praised by others, so he laughed a few times and followed behind Li Kang.
Li Kang took the lead and walked out of the kitchen and made an OK gesture to Coulson.
Coulson didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd, he only knew that Director Fury was very satisfied with Coulson's performance after knowing that Li Kang wanted to go to the Hell and Heaven nightclub, and Coulson knew that because of the relationship with this nightclub, he had broken several brothers, and he was also very indignant.
Behind Li Kang, there was also an extremely ugly fat man, although Coulson didn't know him, he also knew that this was the rescuer moved by Li Kang.
"Shhh...... This is also an agent, and the meat of people like you, due to long-term tension and fear, will be very compact, finer than the finest Kobe beef, as long as it is roasted until it is medium-rare, and with a lemon, it tastes amazing. As soon as Beelzebub saw Coulson, his eyes lit up.
"Uh...... Who is this?" asked Coulson, awkwardly.
"Hello, my name is Beelzebub, also known as the Lord of the Flies, can I eat one of your legs? Beelzebub said, like an idiot, and circled around Coulson's circle a few times, sniffing greedily.
"Uh..... My dream is that you don't eat my legs, okay?" Coulson said in disgust.
"You're so humorous!" Beelzebub said hatefully.
"Hahaha....... On the day the Lord of the Flies was scolded, Coulson did a good job!" Li Kang saw that Beelzebub was deflated, and he smiled backwards and backwards.
"Well, I should have thought a long time ago, the person who can mix with you is definitely not a good thing, tell me the address, where are we going?" Beelzebub said coldly.
"Coulson, give us the address to our honorable Lord of the Flies, he is the ancestor of the flies all over the world, and his status is very noble, you have to respect it. Li Kang nodded Coulson and told him that the dead fat man in front of you who was not good-looking was not easy to mess with.