"Oh, I know, it's all up to you to take care of your old man from now on. ”

"What do you say, how can I be an old man, I'm a little sister, I'll call me sister in the future, remember no! I hate people saying I'm old, a little kid in the bakery today actually called me aunt, I was angry!! if it weren't for his mother there, I had to pull his little fat face and let him call me sister honestly. She looked in the mirror and held her self-righteous face, and said unwillingly.

The girl is terrible, she has reached the age of her aunt, so she has to let people call her sister, uh............

"Eldest sister, hurry up and go home to cook, I'll go back to the classroom to tell the good news to our classmates, and by the way, I will choose a competent study committee member for you." After saying that, I was about to slip away, but she slapped me on the back.

"Ouch, why are you hitting me?!"

"I just told you, you want to call me 'little sister', you can't call me 'big sister', calling me big sister looks like I'm too old, don't you hear it!"

"Got it, little ...... Sister. I mustered up a dozen points of courage and finally shouted. When Lao Hou was there, at best, he was a little narcissistic and called our class "Guiban", but when she came here, she was so shameless that she asked me to call her "Little Sister", and it is estimated that our class will be abolished after a month. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep Lao Hou's vegetable garden......

"It's good, it's good, two more sentences. She said smugly.

But pull it down, one sentence will make me sick to death, and if I shout two more words, I will not die on the spot. I ran out while she wasn't paying attention, "Bye-bye, big sister, we'll have a meeting later." ”

Hahaha, leave her alone in the office depressed, I just call her "big sister", it's not as she wants.

After entering the second floor, noisy voices came from all directions, after the end of the final exam, nothing could stop everyone's pursuit of freedom, one by one like piglets like Sahuan'er, this small classroom can no longer encircle them, plus it is the time of the student union general election recently, the original members of the discipline inspection department have no time to take care of these, so now they have no scruples.

When I passed by the door of the third class, I saw Cao Mengmeng talking something on the podium, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, he still likes to dangle when he walks, like a swinging penguin, very funny, after a flash, loud applause came out of their classroom, "Oh yes, long live the class leader!"

This loud voice almost scared me to death, my obedient le, I don't know if it was time for self-study class! Sensibility prompted me to go in and yell at them, but reason forced me to turn around and continue walking towards our class.

It's none of your business, hang high.

"Comrades, I'm back. "As soon as I walked in, I couldn't wait to say hello to them. I was eager to be greeted with a loud round of applause, and the unrealistic greeting of "Long live the squad leader!" was avoided, but I would be happy to have a hug from someone.

However, no one paid attention to me, not even a single one looked up at me, some were doing their homework, some were chatting, and that was nothing, and those who would rather be in a daze and ignore me were extremely hateful.

"Hey, hey, hey, let's stop for a while, I'll write my homework later, I have something to tell you. "I walked over to the podium and tapped the table with the old broken eraser, signaling them to turn their attention to me.

"Squad leader, do you say it's good news or bad news first. Someone below asked.

Their problems are really tricky, I don't know if it's good news or bad news, it doesn't matter if it's good or bad for me anyway.

"Don't you know where so many problems come from. I said.

"No, no, no, squad leader, since the final exam results were announced, our young hearts can't help but hurt, if it's good news, you can say it casually, but if it's bad news, can you trouble you not to say it, if you have to say it, it's not impossible, turn the bad news into good news and tell us later." ”

Me: "........."

I'm a small squad leader who is responsible for delivering news.,I'm not a very awesome fairy brother.,Where did I get the ability to turn bad news into good news.,If I had this ability, I'd have turned Gong Zi back.。

"I'll tell you for yourselves, it's not good news or bad news for me anyway......"

I was about to say when I heard someone below whispering, "Our class president is pretending to be X invisibly, how can there be any good news and bad news in his eyes, after the final exam results came out, he knew that he fell from the throne of the first place in the grade, he looked like a nobody, did you say he was pretending." ”

I'll pretend to be a hammer for you, and talk about my final exam results, I "snapped" and knocked on the table, "Let's be quiet for a while, and then we'll discuss it after I'm done, okay? ”

There are really people who shamelessly think that they are little treasures, and they actually answered me with a "yes" and confirmed the direction, which is the pig's head class.

"There is a new homeroom teacher in our class, this person you are very familiar with, it is our chemistry teacher, do you think this is good news or bad news. ”

"Oh my mother, how is it, I haven't handed in my chemistry homework for a long time, and the chemistry paper of this final exam is even more wrong......" "Hahaha, I did quite well in the chemistry test paper this time, and I guess the next few days will be a little better." ”

Everyone began to talk about it, and I was hung on the podium again, this feeling is quite bad, MMP, can you respect me as a squad leader, I haven't gone down yet, at this moment I finally know why Lao Hou always likes to yell after she announces the news, not because of this hobby, but because of helplessness, just like me now.

"Are you done with the discussion? After the discussion, we still have something to do, and we will elect a new study committee member......... Have you volunteered, raise your hand. ”

"Class leader, I want to ask, do you have any extra points when this study committee member enrolls students independently?"

The questions they asked were really pointed, and I couldn't answer any of them, so I had to put my hand on my forehead in embarrassment...... My head is really not the same size now.

Actually, I also have a question for all of you, do you still want anyone to give up my position as class leader? I want to rest for the next month.

"Brother, I want to be a member of the study committee, so let's start voting. Zhong Xiaojie said in front of the whole class, with a happy face.

"Class leader, I also want to be a member of the study committee. Someone raised his hand and said.

"Is there anything else? If so, raise your hand quickly, and before the class ends, let's quickly elect them, and the new study committee members can officially start their work in the afternoon." "I peeked at Zhong Xiaojie when I spoke, in fact, I didn't want him to be the class committee, because I felt that it was useless, especially after the class knew that the study committee member was responsible for writing homework and copying it for everyone, in everyone's eyes, this was the biggest use of the study committee.

"Okay, now you can start voting, one person takes an A4 piece of paper out, these students who just raised their hands are the candidates for our study committee, and whoever everyone supports will write their names on the paper. ”

In just 20 minutes, we completed the part of the vote call, and as I wished, Zhong Xiaojie was defeated. I was so happy that I decided to add a chicken leg to him at noon to celebrate his defeat.

"Zhong Keyu, where did you get the gift box, it is still so beautiful, did Xu Xiaoyan give it to you when you passed by the fourth class just now. ”

At noon, Banban's thief's eyes kept staring at my gift box, and the kind that couldn't take his eyes off the chicken legs couldn't divert his gaze.

"It's not. I said, and by the way, the chicken thighs in his bowl were sandwiched into Zhong Xiaojie's bowl.

This is the best way to add chicken legs, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha.

"You're lying, obviously, I saw her when I chased her outside, if it weren't for the fear of delaying you two, do you think I'd easily retreat? Banban said defiantly.

"I said no, I don't believe it or not!" I took advantage of his fierce glaring at me, and I took the rest of the meat from his bowl.

"Why don't you two comfort me, I just lost the election, and now I'm very sad. Zhong Xiaojie suddenly interjected.

"If you don't win the election, you won't be selected, what's this, eat a chicken leg and have fun. I pointed to the extra chicken leg on his plate.

"I'll go, isn't this my chicken leg? Banban finally realized that his chicken leg was no longer in its original position.

I smiled, he understood in seconds, and he had to snatch my chicken leg again before he would stop, "Give it to me!"

Why are you so stingy, Xiaojie is sad now, he will be happier if he eats your chicken legs. I said.

He stared at Zhong Xiaojie for a while, "Okay, in order to make him happier, give him your chicken leg too, then he will definitely be even more unhappy." ”

I underestimated Banban's IQ, so I watched him blatantly take my chicken leg away, and was able to say no, and happily said "yes", so that it seemed that I was a competent brother.

"I don't eat it, I'm really unhappy, and it's not about chicken legs, unhappy is unhappy, and it's useless to give me a hundred chicken legs. Zhong Xiaojie said very depressedly, and even put down his chopsticks after speaking.

I didn't expect this kid to really be depressed because of such a small defeat, in my opinion, this is very unlikely, even if I lose the position of class president, it will not be sad to this point, except for this morning when everyone teased me with my test results, I was a little unhappy, and the rest of the time I really haven't encountered a situation like Zhong Xiaojie.

"What's so unhappy about this, look at your brother, is our class president, or the president of the student union, it stands to reason that it should be infinitely beautiful, but now it's not sitting in the cafeteria and eating the same meal as us, and the cafeteria won't open a small stove for him alone because he is the class leader, and besides, he's not as good as the two of us, you see he can't even find an object, and he's shabby to death." "Banban took me as a negative example and began to brainwash Zhong Xiaojie.

This guy can't do anything else, but the ability to fool people is a set, and Zhong Xiaojie was stunned after a few words.

I dare not speak out now, not only can I not refute him, but I have to cooperate with him with "uh-huh-ahhh

"Brother Banban, what you said seems to be quite right, but how do I feel that you are fooling me? Zhong Xiaojie said vigilantly.

Banban didn't have a back hand, he waved his hand very awkwardly, and threw the pot to me, "How can I fool you, don't believe you and ask your brother, he can't lie to you, you ask him, you ask him." ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "Brother, did you say yes?"

What can I say, isn't saying no to a slap in the face!" What your class brother said is very right, being this squad leader, it's useless, I regret it a little now, how did I believe a big stupid pig and fool me into saying, 'Being a deputy squad leader is the most brisk, you don't have to do anything at all, you have a false job all day long, how can I be this broken squad leader', otherwise how could I be this broken squad leader. ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "Brother, which stupid pig fooled you?"

I gestured to Banban next to him.

"I can't blame me, who knows why Teacher Hou is so ingenious, and the position of deputy class leader was removed by her, but this also proves that I have a unique vision, you see Teacher Hou removed this position must be because she perceived that this position is dispensable, right?" Until this moment, Banban still refused to admit that he fooled me on this road of no return, and still tried to justify himself.

"I don't have anything to be sad about when I say that, so let's eat, hahaha. Zhong Xiaojie suddenly said brightly.

This little rabbit cub actually took a bite of every chicken leg, and Banban and I were dumbfounded.

In the afternoon, the new study committee member had already started his work, urging the representatives of each subject he had just selected to go to the office to carry homework.

But when I came back, there was a little episode.,There was a representative of the second cargo class in our class who brought back the homework of the third class.,It's so stupid.。

The consequences were quite bad, and a large group of people in the third class all blocked the door of our class, thinking that we were deliberately holding their class's broken homework.

"Squad leader, the people of the third class have bullied our team. "As soon as I saw that things were not good, the newly appointed study committee members clamored to come to my town.

"I'm not blind, I think I can't see, tell me what class representatives you chose, the previous class representatives are very good, why do you remove them. "I said it very directly, I just wanted to ask him if he could give a reasonable explanation.

I'm really embarrassed to say that he is so fancy, this is just the first day of his tenure, he started cronyism, and all the guys he has a good relationship with have become class representatives, which is really stupid!