At twelve o'clock at noon on this day, Sun Sande swayed out of the village, holding a wire in his hand, and when he saw a child or a woman or something, he rushed straight over, frightened them to scream, jumping three feet away, and then happily sang that the Red Army often walked to the small river ditch in the east of the village in Jinggang Mountain, and occasionally a few curses came from behind him, and he laughed as the wind in his ears. [Latest chapter reading.]

"Don't die well? Lao Tzu is not a good thing, but you will definitely be able to die well? Damn, no one's ass is clean, it's just that Lao Tzu is not wearing pants, you are just fucking wearing pants!" Sun Sande proudly threw out such a sentence, and danced the wire in his hand into a big horn.

"Sandezi, don't electrocute yourself!" At this time, a young man with the same hippie smile came to the entrance of the village, with a cigarette in his hand, only a pair of pants on his body, and a pair of slippers on his feet did not know how much yellow mud was dyed. Damn, stinky head two, don't come here, your mother's gutter oil on her head every day stinks to death. ”

"You know a bird, this is called Morse, it's a little expired, but it's expired, and you don't have it!" Xiao Young sneered disdainfully, kicked up a dirt and smashed it on Sun Sande's trouser leg, and said: "Damn, if you want to die, Lao Tzu will burn a bottle for you!"

"You're going to die, I'm going to your house at night to get you a wire, and I'm going to kill you!" Sun Sande also snorted, and the two glared at each other again, and then they separated and walked separately, but one walked proudly, and the other left, but it was a little depressed.

"Damn, you're lucky!"

The second stinky head is sour in this sentence, but this world is like this, you do cattle and horses, if the luck is too bad, then the first thing, waiting for a lifetime is also possible, you kill people and set fires, if you are lucky, maybe there is a big future waiting for you, of course, he stinky head two is not a good goods, diligent and rich rich, that has nothing to do with him, but is Sun Sande a good thing? Why is he playing money every day, scoundrels everywhere, he Sun Sande can pick up such a big bargain?

"It's not Lao Tzu's ancestor who has accumulated virtue!" At this time, Sun Sande glanced left and right, saw that no one was nearby, and then proudly dragged out the electric fish machine from the grass, as soon as he saw this thing, his mouth became a big watermelon, a few days ago, he felt that he was going to fade out of his mouth, and saw people eating fish and meat at home, and almost kicked open the door on impulse and rushed in to grab it, but the man in the family was a big man, although Sun Sande was a scoundrel, but he was not a fool, and he still refused to do anything to find a beating, and after thinking about it, he pulled out a hemp rope, bent a hook with a needle, and dug some earthworms, and went to the small river ditch in the east of the village。

This small river ditch is a tributary of the Ganjiang River, usually there are a lot of big fish appear, but the children in the village are naughty very, see the fish, they have come to fish, where the children know how to fish, get a few days, but the fish in the river are extremely shrewd, when biting the hook are a touch, eat your bait and not on the bait, where does Sun Sande know this, he is a scoundrel, even elementary school has not been to school, fishing or something is just according to the gourd to draw a scoop, looking forward to a luck, fishing and fishing, fish meat did not eat, angry but full, just when he was angry and broke the fishing rod in two, a fat man came to the river。

When the fat man saw Sun Sande's appearance of a failed fishing, he immediately laughed, and Sun Sande was on fire at that time, jumped up and shouted: "If you have the ability, you can fish out a few big ones for Lao Tzu!"

"You know what?" The fat man glanced at Sun Sande with disdain, took out a big battery-like thing from the backpack behind him, and then took out a bundle of wires, so after connecting it, he threw his hand and threw it into the river, Sun Sande has no culture, seeing that the fat man threw a wire into it and didn't tie the hook and bait, he immediately covered his stomach and laughed, but before he could say a few sarcastic witticisms, he heard a thunderbolt, so frightened that he hurriedly looked into the river, it didn't matter, his mouth was never closed, it was a fish on the surface of the river, how big it was, how big。

"Electric fish, do you understand?" The fat man sneered, and pressed the red button on the big box again, Sun Sande was about to see how the electric fish was electric, but he was stunned to find that he waited for a long time, but nothing happened, and when he turned around, he heard the fat man scolding: "Damn, profiteer, there is no electricity." ”

"Hahahaha, you thing, it's not bad. Sun Sande finally waited for an opportunity, and he didn't hesitate, he quickly laughed, and said while laughing: "What kind of high-tech should I be, I can't use it!"

"Did Lao Tzu come for nothing?" The fat man saw Sun Sande laughing at himself, his eyes widened, and he took out a pair of pliers and a pair of rubber gloves from his bag, and after putting on the gloves, he ran to the side of the transformer station on the side of the road, first kicked open the iron door of the transformer station, and then took the pliers to reduce a hole on the wire of the transformer station, pulled a piece of wire to the opening, and then clapped his hands, pressed the red button, and after a thunderbolt, the river was full of big fish again.

"This thing, this thing is really good!" Sun Sande, who swallowed and didn't know how much saliva, was about to fall off with envy, and he stepped forward with a smile and said, "Big brother, I'll help you fish, you divide me into two." ”

"Okay, let's do it. The fat man thought about it, looked at the fish on the river, there were really too many, so he simply cleaned up the wire first, and then threw Sun Sande a pair of fishing nets, took the key and walked to the side of the road, and said as he walked: "I will open a small bread and load the fish, you show me." ”

"No problem!" Sun Sande was overjoyed when he heard that there was a fish to eat, but just as he took off his clothes and was about to take the net down to the river, there was a sudden sound of footsteps on the bank, and then two people in police uniforms, a man and a woman, came out. There was a loud shout on the spot, the fat man did not hesitate, his feet stomped and flew as if he ran away, and the two policemen also followed into the grass, running all the way and chasing away, Sun Sande was stunned for a while before he reacted, and quickly caught two fish and ran to the entrance of the village, and waited in horror for an afternoon, only to hear the villagers say that two policemen caught a fat man and drove away today.

"It's still Lao Tzu's luck!" "Thinking of the events of that day, Sun Sande couldn't help but be proud, after the fat man was arrested, those things were not taken away, and he was fine, so why can't he be wasted, with this idea, Sun Sande simply started the electric fish business wholeheartedly, and really made a fortune, some people asked, he couldn't say where he came from, just said that he was helping people work to pay off their debts, although no one believed it, but didn't you just make money? Once this person has money, there are generally two situations, one is that he feels that he has a glimpse of the way to make a fortune, works hard, gets up early and is greedy for darkness than before, and the other is that he is lazy and lazy, although he is willing to make money, he has to enjoy enough before going out.

Obviously, a blind streamer such as Sun Sande, who was born as a scoundrel, is such a person, since he got this deal, he originally got up at ten o'clock in the morning and went around looking for food to stop doing it, and had to wait until twelve o'clock to go out, just like today.

"Let's go!" Sun Sande connected the wire, threw it into the ditch, but this time it was a little strange, after the red button was pressed, there was no response, not to mention the sound of the thunderbolt, even a bubble is not, this no reaction, Sun Sande was dumbfounded, he didn't even go to elementary school, where do you understand this big machine, what he knows is to take the wire to the transformer station, and then press the button and wait for the fish to come out by itself, after this panic, what do people with no technical content generally like to do?

To put it simply, that is to do what you know again, this is like a broken light at home, if ordinary people don't know how to repair it, then they will press the switch repeatedly to see if it can be pressed, so Sun Sande went to press the switch, and then ran to put on rubber gloves and twisted the wire with pliers, after he was busy, he pressed the red button hard, waited and waited, and finally shook his head in disappointment.

"Ahh

"That's a fool. Just when Sun Sande took care of himself and took the wire and began to fish, Zhu Jiujiu, who was standing in the grass across the river, sighed and shook his head, and what flashed on the mirror of the put down telescope was the stiff body of Director Sun Bairen Sun.

"The topography of this ravine is strange, the middle section of the mountain rock divides the ditch in two, how would he know that on the other side of the mountain rock, there will be an official standing in the water, trying to fish for the bottle with the photo. He Qi smiled and said lightly: "This bureau, Yan Da Fat has put a lot of thought into it, if it weren't for this, he wouldn't have let Director Sun come here at twelve o'clock to get a photo, the transformer stood out, but it was enough to electrocute the elephant with high voltage and high current, Director Sun died in this place of green mountains and green waters, holding an empty wine bottle in his hand, which can be regarded as an elegant death method for literati, presumably when he gets down, he will also thank me." ”