Chapter 545: Stealing Food in the Middle of the Night (1)
has a wife, two girlfriends, and all of them are stunning, Feng Han actually keeps an empty bed alone, he thinks this is unscientific.
So he got out of bed and tiptoed out of the door, but he didn't dare to break into Sister Xiaowu's room, after all, his parents were on the same floor.
So he coughed as he passed by Han Wu's room, and then went downstairs.
If these two women were smart, they would have gone downstairs to find themselves.
Han Wu, who was in a daze and was put in a shameful posture by Lu Youxi, heard this cough and woke up like a dream, "Oh, what are you doing~"
Lu Youxi said innocently, "I'm showing you, it should be ...... next."
Han Wu pushed her away and said seriously, "Youxi, are you still not dead set on me." ”
"Dead, dead. Lu Youxi promised, "If it weren't for the fact that everyone would be colleagues in the future, I wouldn't let you go to my bed, do you know how much it costs to sleep with an A-list star!"
Han Wu: "Uh......"
"Do you know how much it costs to sleep with a first-line actress who is still a virgin!" Lu Youxi said emotionally.
Han Wu asked cautiously, "How much?"
"I don't know," Lu Youxi said righteously, "I haven't sold it, and my focus is not that~"
Han Wu sneered, "Oh, I know what the point is, so you don't understand anything, you want me to teach you, don't you~"
At this time, Lu Youxi's cuteness made Han Wu feel distressed, and she nodded, "It's always necessary to explain some precautions." ”
Han Wu shook his head, "I can't teach you, of course this kind of thing is completely unknown to be interesting, knowing too much will affect the beauty, anyway, there will be someone to guide you at that time, there are not many things that need you to do, and he is a master in this." ”
Lu Youxi: "Is this the experience of an old driver?"
Han Wu was a little embarrassed, "I'm not an old driver, I'm just a novice on the road~"
If you want to talk about old drivers, Su Huan is.
The two girls fell silent for a while, and then Lu Youxi said first, "Did someone pass by just now and cough?"
"Well, listening to the direction, it's like Xiao Han's room," Han Wu said, "It seems to be downstairs." ”
Lu Youxi proposed, "Do you want to go down and have a look?"
Han Wu: "No, but you can take a look, maybe there will be an unexpected gain." ”
Lu Youxi understood what she meant, "Then I'll go, Sister Xiaowu, you're so good, if I were a man, I would like you." ”
Han Wu touched Lu Youxi's dog's head, "Thank you, God, for making you a girl." ”
Lu Youxi deliberately pulled down the neckline of his nightdress, Feng Han always laughed at himself for being too thin, but now when he looks down, it seems that he has a small scale, it should be quite tempting, and I don't know if he can't help but pounce on him~
Oh, it's inconvenient to be outside after all, I should go to his room and wait for him to come back, thinking nonsense, Lu Youxi went downstairs.
She listened carefully, as if there was movement in the kitchen, is the board playing, Lu Youxi smiled slightly, took a few deep breaths, and did a good job of psychological construction.
"Ah, Susu!" Lu Youxi was startled, she was facing Su Su.
Theoretically, there is no possibility of the height of the two facing each other, but at this time, Su Su is being held high by Feng Han and blocked in front of Feng Han.
Su Su wiped the strawberry jam from the corner of his mouth and shook the bread in his other hand, "Sister-in-law, are you hungry too?"
Lu Youxi didn't have any expression on his face, but Feng Han saw a rich and tortuous mental journey from it.
He smiled and took Su Su's words, "Your sister-in-law is not hungry, she is hungry and thirsty." ”
Su Su seemed to understand whether he understood or not, "It turned out that I was thirsty, there was a drink in the refrigerator, I choked, and I wanted to drink it." ”
Feng Han put down Su Su and asked her to take it herself, while Lu Youxi approached Feng Han and asked in a low voice, "You don't sleep at night, take a little doll to the kitchen to steal food, do you think it's appropriate~"
Feng Han helplessly explained, "I didn't come down to steal food, I came down to steal yours, but Su Su was hungry, so we got together." ”
Lu Youxi heard Feng Han's words that he wanted to steal himself, but she was not captured by this sweet words, she said rationally, "I'm afraid it's not me who you want to steal, it's your sister." ”
"Why?"
"Because I don't have to steal food at all, I'm right, but if I want to steal, I can't get it through normal channels. Lu Youxi wanted to applaud her cleverness.
Seeing Feng Han nodding thoughtfully, Lu Youxi suggested again, "You can eat it now when you go upstairs, go ahead, I'll help you stand guard." ”
The wife helped her husband and eldest sister stand guard, this kind of plot will definitely be a classic in literary works, Feng Han was arched out of fire by her proposal, but fortunately, he still has a remnant of his senses, and he can see that Lu Youxi's heart is different.
So Feng Han said resolutely, "Susu, hurry up and go upstairs after eating, I have serious things to talk about with your sister-in-law." ”
Su Su patted her stomach, "It's full," and then rubbed her eyes, "But I'm sleepy." ”
As he spoke, he made a swing, did this child do it on purpose, Feng Han picked her up helplessly, and said to Lu Youxi, "I'll send her back first." ”
The brave Su Su now has her own independent room, place her, seal the cold and then go downstairs, but Lu Youxi is gone.
With a disappointed mood, Feng Han went upstairs and returned in vain.
However, as soon as he was about to put out the word "too" on the bed, he felt that something was struck on his arm, as if it was half a rib.
No, it's Luyouxi!
Feng Han's hand slid upward, confirming that it was the woman who had an uneven chest and could not level the world.
Without saying much, Feng Han hugged her and kissed her passionately, not even caring about making a fuss, just like Lu Youxi said, they are legitimate, and they don't care about "stealing".
However, Lu Youxi is not so bold, she has no relevant experience, she doesn't know how much trouble she will make, her in-laws' room is not far away, tonight is not a good opportunity.
Seeing that Lu Youxi blocked Feng Han's attack at the last moment, he was puzzled, "Isn't this what you want?"
Lu Youxi shook his head violently, "I just came over to light a fire, and then, I'm going to withdraw now." ”
Before leaving, she also pretended to hold Feng Han's two hands, "Two brothers, it's up to you tonight~"
Looking at the back of the thief in Luyouxi, Feng Han felt that marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous person was such a truthful sentence, if it was Sister Xiaowu, she would definitely not be able to bear it.
After going back, Lu Youxi proudly told Han Wu about the experience of catching the cold and then slipping away, making Han Wu almost sleepy.
"You girl, you're really bad at home. Han Wu nodded Lu Youxi's forehead.
When Lu Youxi finished talking about his mental journey like a deer, Han Wu hugged Lu Youxi, who was still excited, and slowly fell asleep, after all, it was a short-handed encounter just now, and the shock to this girl was not small.
Early the next morning, Lu Youxi went home, Feng Han took Han Wu to see Yi Zifang, Lu Youxi reminded Feng Han, don't forget to go to the driving school together in the afternoon, she will use the money to smash out a green channel, so that everyone can get on the road as soon as possible~