Chapter 66: Niu Xiaoqiang

"Poof, haha, why are you picking from the front to the back, can he not spray water? Don't you know the old driver?"

"That's it, it's still an old driver, it tastes good, right?"

"That's Hinata, Suri, the first time the calf is for you, quack!"

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The laughter of the fans was as unstoppable as the tipping, the faces of the female fans were flushed with shame, and Suri's face on the mud flat became very ugly.

"We need to speed up, he can't stand it, animals and people are the same, before dying will carry out the final excretion, we often say that the strength of feeding is actually said to make the strength of, and it has not for a while!

The digging speed accelerated, and the curved wooden stick in his hand passed through vigorously, and the calf struggled lifelessly, but Suri ignored it.

"The excuses are pretty much the same, for your own good, quack, old driver, haha!"

"Tipping, a must!"

"The guy upstairs with the brain of the sperm worm, the calf is dying, you are still squirting yellow jokes here, I know that the little brother is not talking about you, you are still laughing, and you are not offline!"

"Bastard with no morals, watch the live broadcast quietly, or fuck off!"

"Little sister, don't be like this, it's all like this at first, what you say in your mouth is different from what you think in your heart, my brother is rich, I'll give me the contact information later, I can do what Suri can do!"

"Get out!"

With the mutual strifething in the live broadcast room, Suri hurriedly washed his hands on the desert island and rushed to the two big trees.

The parachute rope in his hand threw on the thick branches, and his body soared into the air to grab the rope back.

Then Su Rui found a large bowl of thick wood, and the other arm-thick branch with a length of about one meter and six meters passed through horizontally, and the parachute rope tied a knot and hung it on the branch with the thickness of the arm.

The thick branches passed through the trees above the big tree, and Suri wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"There are a lot of structures that are universal, and boys better understand a little bit of machinery, because that's what our ancestors summed up when they conquered and developed nature! The thick wooden stick in the middle forms a roller, and the branch in my hand is a winch, which uses the principle of fixed pulley, winch, and lever, don't underestimate this structure, through this structure, a weak little girl can lift a three-ton car, interested boys may wish to try it, now we have to get this little guy out, I hope our rope is strong enough, start!"

With Suri's start, the winch began to turn slowly, and the ropes on the branches were slowly pulled in.

"It's moving, the calf's body is moving!"

"Moo!"

"Don't move, the little brother is saving you, if you move again, the gods can't save you, it doesn't matter if it hurts a little, it'll be over in a while!"

"That's it, just bear with it for a while!"

With the increase in ropes on the rollers, the calf's body was tightened, and although Suri padded a lot of branches, the calf was still strangled to pain.

"Moo!"

"Fluttering!"

With the rope on the winch to the tenth turn, the calf's body was completely pulled out of the mud, and the calf tried to rush up, and his limbs fell into the mud again.

"Brute, there is no tacit understanding at all, it's still moving at this time, Lao Tzu speed up and see if you still want to run!"

The mud and sand tossed up by the calf formed a long line, and the calf stumbled and was lifted to the shore.

"If you succeed,, you still want to run, did you say thank you for saving you?

Seeing that the calf had reached the shore, fans and Suri had angry smiles on their faces, and an unexpected scene happened, the calf, who had just been in a dying state, stood up and rushed out at the speed of being chased by a dog in an instant.

"Jump!"

"I'll rub it, it's so strong!"

Soon the calf rushed to the limit, the parachute rope was tightened, and Suri felt a huge force on his arm, and the calf was pulled to the ground with a thud, and there was an impromptu roll on the ground.

"Pedal Pedal Pedal T

Feeling pulled, the calf changed directions and launched another attack, and after several times down, the fibers of the parachute rope had already shown traces of falling.

"What a cunning animal, he wants to break the rope with his own impact, so that our efforts will be in vain, and my rope will be wasted, and the master will come!"

With the calf rushing into the distance for the sixth time, Suri jumps from the tree, and waits until the calf trips over the parachute rope again and Suri rushes up.

"Moo!"

"Be honest with me!"

Like a cowboy in the West, Suri grabbed the front legs of the two cows, tied the front legs with a few clicks of parachute rope, and then the hind legs, and no matter how much the calf struggled, Suri would not let go.

"Who are you fighting with me?" Yo yo yo, I still think about it, you can still run me this time, so why do you eat Xiang live!"

Rubbing the mud off his hands on the ground, a mockery rose in Suri's eyes.

As soon as the idea moved, the camera lifted into the air, and in the picture, a mud cow and a mud man stood in the sun, the mud cow kept struggling on the ground, and the resentful little eyes were like the little widow who had been bullied, and the person next to him made a victory gesture to the camera very stinky fart.

"I was worried about this guy's health, but now it seems redundant, now I'll get some water to wash this guy, and then take it back, compared to the rescue just now, taking her away and taming is a bigger project, mountain animals yearn for freedom in their bones, and they are used to freedom, especially bison, and the predators at the top of the food chain are also discouraged!"

Smelling the cow feces on his body, Suri walked to the river, quickly cleaned himself up, and then carried the water in a parachute bag to clean up the calf.

"Moo!"

"Don't call, give you a bath, give you a name, it's still hard to toss like this, just call you Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, you will be honest with me in the future, or I will beat you! Now you are mine, be honest!"

The thatch he found was made into a brush and constantly brushed on the calf's body, and the water rushed up, and soon a little bison with a dark capillary tube appeared in the camera.

"It's so beautiful, but the belly is a little big, if only I had a little thinner!"

"Little brother, hurry up and tame it, and then bring it back and sell it to me, I want to buy one to play with!"

"Why does this little guy keep calling, little brother saved you!"

"Upstairs, the bison has three stomachs, and eating is swallowing, and when it is safe to lie on the ground and chew, it is to spit out the contents of the stomach into the mouth and chew it! So the belly can't be small, and when this animal grows bigger, the belly will be bigger, because he needs to store energy! And in the wild, the size determines the status, whether it is the pasture or the mate, the size is open to fight, and the extra hundred pounds of weight can scare away competitors without duel, as well as those predators! In the wild, predators have always picked the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, so you have to be kind to the big-bellied people, I am also big-bellied, little sister, leave a contact information!"

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Su Rui survives in the wild, fans narrate, this cooperation is seamless, of course, the anchor determines the quality of fans, the old drivers immediately put advertisements on themselves after doing popular science, and the female fans who were teased were unceremoniously sent on.

As the sun gradually turned west, and the hair on Xiaoqiang's body was already dry, Suri turned around and extinguished the bonfire.