Chapter 16: House Worms
Chapter 16: House Worms
Zhu Jiujiu and He Qi still took the plane in the end, after screaming, Zhu Jiujiu's big eyes with tears made He Qi see something called Chu Chu, this thing is soft and fragile, people sigh and can't bear to refuse, think about letting this poor girl use these big eyes to do something not too big, He Qi had to sigh and buy a ticket, of course, it is economy class.
"Blue sea and blue sky, out-of-print waterfront mansion, upwind and water, sitting on the landscape of mountains and rivers, bustling and downtown, quiet in the middle of noisy, is your best choice to buy a house. After Zhu Jiujiu said this paragraph mechanically, he added: "The most important thing is that if you buy a house now, there is a nine-percent discount price limit house to choose from, the opportunity must not be lost, the time will never come, it is rare in a century, the opportunity cannot be lost, and the loss will not come again." ”
"Well, yes, yes. The pot-bellied buyer stared at Zhu Jiujiu's delicate figure under the short skirt with a smile, pinched the house plan in his hand, with a look of ill will, looked left and right, and saw that no one was nearby, so he leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Miss, are you free at night, let's talk about buying a house, three sets, what do you think?"
"I'm sorry, I used to be a man. Zhu Jiujiu opened the door expressionlessly, and when he was about to drive this disgusting man out, he saw He Qi with his ears pricked up and snickering.
"This young lady, are you free at night?" He Qi asked with a wicked smile on his face, learning the tone of the buyer.
"But he used to be a man. Zhu Jiujiu's eyes rolled and said angrily.
"It's okay, I just like men. He Qi lengthened his voice, looked at the chubby buyer with affection, and then blinked.
"I, I have something to do, goodbye, goodbye!" Such a sudden heavy scene was obviously far beyond the man's ability to bear, I saw that the expression on his face was extremely exciting, a burst of red and a burst of blue, and then a burst of pale as paper, cold sweat added to his body, trembling and trembling to throw down such a sentence and ran out in a panic.
"Treating customers like this will affect performance. When this person was far away, He Qi put away the lewd smile on his face and said seriously.
"Anyway, just get the key, do I really expect this to eat?" Zhu Jiujiu glanced at He Qi angrily, tore off the sales work card with her name written on his chest and threw it on He Qi, and asked angrily: "How long am I going to stay in this place, you obviously promised me to only do it for a short while, and it's been two days now!"
"It's not easy to make money, isn't it?" He Qi rolled his eyes helplessly, and said: "This is not Jinyu Island, full of gold and silver, you have to go out to find a fat sheep to start, I don't cheat everyone, it's difficult for a principled liar like me to live in this era!"
"Did that get any results?" Zhu Jiujiu couldn't wait to ask, after coming to Beijing, the two soldiers divided into two ways, He Qi claimed to have been in Beijing for a few years, familiar with the road, naturally went out to find the kind good man ready to get a little money, and Zhu Jiujiu such a road idiot was very sad to be sent to a real estate that has been open for three years to be a sales lady, at first Zhu Jiujiu still felt fresh, but only two days ago, he has received dozens of ill-intentioned men invitations, although they are all saying that they want to know more about the situation of this real estate, but the eyes will not deceive, those big or small eyes, except desire, there is nothing, it is really a disgusting place, she didn't want to stay longer for a moment, she just hoped that He Qi could do it as soon as possible to get her out of the sea of suffering.
"How many keys do you get now?" He Qi smiled, and instead of answering directly, he asked.
"There are only four of them over 150 square meters, and you know, the housing prices are too high now, and the people who come to see the house are for the small apartment. ”
"Enough, I can exchange it for 100,000 yuan and come back. He Qi nodded and said with satisfaction.
"Aren't you bored?" Zhu Jiujiu sighed and asked, "Is 100,000 yuan a lot?" Like Lu Qi's bureau, if you do a few more, you will come out, why do you have to go to Beijing so troublesome?"
"If you do too much in the same game, your luck will deteriorate accordingly, if you are a serious business, you can eat a trick for a while, but our line, after all, you can't see the light, and if you do more, it will be easy to be noticed by many people, and in other words, safety first. ”
"Okay, okay, and then what. Zhu Jiujiu asked again.
"Then today we can go out and make money. He Qi smiled and threw the sales lady's name tag out of the window.
It is said that living in Chang'an, it is not easy, this sentence is used in Beijing, it is also extremely appropriate, Beijing's housing prices are high, staggering, although everyone earns a lot, but compared with the house price, it still makes people despair, a year's salary is just a toilet is already an enviable income, so this rental has become the general trend, and the corresponding real estate agents everywhere have also been born, He Qi and Zhu Jiujiu came out of the sales center, crossed half of Beijing City, came to a community in the west of the city, pretended to find a few real estate agencies to look up。
"I said, what are you doing?" Zhu Jiujiu thought at first that He Qi was going to play with an empty glove white wolf and sell the house in the blue sea and blue sky, but he followed him for a long time, and he didn't see his movements, so he simply asked directly.
"Have you ever heard the story of the house worm?" He Qi asked with a smile.
"Aren't they just those rich people who buy dozens of sets at a time, and after buying them, they hold them in their hands and press them, and then sell them when the price is high, aren't these people the ones who speculate in real estate?" Zhu Jiujiu replied casually.
"In Beijing, there is also a kind of house worm, this kind of house worm neither speculates nor buys houses, speaking of which, they are still our peers, but there is no principle. ”
"Is Kang Mi the so-called robbing the rich and helping the poor?" Zhu Jiujiu asked with a disdainful glance at He Qi.
"You can't always see rich people and blush, after all, they all rely on their ability to eat, some people are not as bad as everyone says, as long as you get rid of those moths, the way of deception lies in human nature, if you are not so greedy, it is not easy to start, we do the game, but to see the stitches, find the right opportunity, if it is not for those house worms, I really can't think of this way. He Qi smiled and explained.
"Then what do you mean by that kind of house worm?" Zhu Jiujiu asked again.
"When I was in Beijing, I met a few people, the market of 5,000 yuan a month house in their only 3,000, talk a few words, just say something like the old at first sight, the price naturally dropped, but although the price is reduced, but the rent is paid by the year, said that I don't want to trouble, the rules of renting a house here in Beijing is to pay one to pay three, but to them is to pay one to pay twelve, so that it is 36,000 yuan, in addition to their rental deposit can also earn 16,000 yuan, but it is a matter of changing hands, after the house is rented out, they have no shadow, and when the three-month deadline comes, the landlord comes to the door, The people who rent a house will be fooled, and there are also those who are simply moved by them, a hand is two years, this kind of bureau is simple and easy, but there are only a few people who do it, it is a unique craft, Beijing is big, and there will not be too many people to know about doing more than a dozen orders, but it is a pity for those who rent a house, they are migrant workers who have little income, and they have lost so much money for no reason, and there are still people who can't think of committing suicide back then. ”
"What about the real estate certificate, everyone has to look at the real estate certificate, right?" Zhu Jiujiu listened carefully to He Qi's explanation, lowered his head and thought for a moment, and then asked.
"It's good to be a fake, this thing is all over the street, unless it's those intermediaries who sell houses every day, ordinary people can't see the real and fake, as long as you urge a few words when you do the bureau, say something good and don't wait for someone, everyone thinks of this cheap, and you will pay the money happily, but if you are willing to spend some time and go to the housing authority to check, you will find that the landlord has someone else. ”
"What if you can't rent it out, it's a lot of money to bet one and pay three!"
"There are so many floating populations in Beijing, it may be difficult to rent out, and the price is put there, as long as it is a few hundred yuan cheaper than the price on the market, someone will grab the head, and there are three months for them to prepare, at the beginning may be cautious, honestly pay four months of rent, but later, see that this method is really easy, simply only pay a month's deposit, first get the key and then say, meet a good talk, is not even a deposit, say something wait for me to withdraw the money, a payment is a year, the landlord heard this kind of good words, naturally excited, these three or five days are enough for them to deceive a few peopleIf I wasn't smart, I was deceived by them. ”
"How do you see that?" said Zhu Jiujiu.
"Of course it's me!" He Qi bragged cheekily and boasted to himself.
"Come on, it's you, and you're a liar!"
"Well, I didn't bring any money that day, and when I went home to withdraw the money, I took their phone number and saw that someone was scolding, so I didn't fall for it. Seeing Zhu Jiujiu's eyes looking at his nose, He Qi hurriedly said honestly.
"That's what we're going to do? It's so unconscionable, I won't do it!" Zhu Jiujiu shook his head like a rattle and said with a look of disdain.
"We have a saying in Dark Ink, which is called to treat the other in the way of the other. He Qi smiled and added: "Besides, how can I be such a principled liar, how can I be a bureau without principles, and I have no face." ”
"So we are here?" Zhu Jiujiu breathed a sigh of relief and asked instead.
"Wait for others, those people are also regular customers of these agents, and when they see someone renting a house, they will come up and ask, but we don't need it, just wait for them to take the bait. But you're going to get ready, and you're going to have a good show later. He Qi smiled, leaned into Zhu Jiujiu's ear and whispered about the following arrangements.