Chapter 150: Fighting the Landlord

The three of them sat down next to the coffee table, on which in addition to playing cards and fruit snacks, three watercolor pens were prepared, and everyone said that whoever lost would draw a turtle on their face.

The hand begins.

"Call the landlord. ”

"No, I don't call. ”

"Grab the landlords. ”

"I'll rob it. ”

"Double. ”

"Not doubled. ”

The first Guan Ting grabbed the landlord, Ye Xiu glanced at the cards in his hand, put them in his hand, and said: "Minister Guan, you dare to rob the landlord with such a good card?"

Guan Ting said angrily: "Don't be complacent, my cards are not bad." ”

Ye Xiu smiled: "How big a turtle should I draw on your face?"

Guan Ting gave him a roll of the eye and took out a card: "A 3." ”

Dasha walked a 5.

"I'll blow it up!" Ye Xiu directly threw out a bomb.

Guan Ting was stunned.

I hit a 3 and you also out of the bomb?

Guan Ting has played so many landlords, and it is the first time she has seen Ye Xiu play cards like this.

Guan Ting said helplessly: "I can't afford it." ”

Dasha said: "Yes." ”

Ye Xiu continued to play cards: "The plane has wings. ”

Guan Ting said: "I can't afford it." ”

Dasha didn't come out, so let Ye Xiu check the cards.

"Straight. Ye Xiu threw a long straight on the table, pinched the last card in his hand, and said with a smile: "Minister Guan, I only have the last card left." Are you confused? You dare to rob my landlord, do you regret it?"

Guan Ting looked at Ye Xiu with very disgusted eyes and said, "Then you can go quickly." ”

"No hurry, no hurry. Ye Xiu looked at Dasha with a smile.

Dasha looked at the cards in his hand, hesitated, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaoyezi, can I blow it up?"

Guan Ting knew it was over as soon as she heard it, and put the cards in her hand aside.

Although Dasha is cheating by asking this, he is also cheating so openly, she really can't bear to accuse this stupid big man.

Ye Xiu looked at Dasha and said, "Dasha, you can't ask that." You're cheating by asking that. ”

"Huh?" Dasha was stunned: "Then I won't blow it up, right?"

Ye Xiu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, in this situation, I want to chant a poem." The landlord was really intoxicated, and the remaining one was very precious. Speaking of this, he looked at Dasha and said in an accentuated tone: "If you want a bomb, don't retreat!

Dasha paused for a moment, thought for a while, and said with great joy: "I understand!"

Dasha threw out a bomb: "I'll blow it up." ”

Then he looked at Guan Ting and said, "Sister Guan Ting, I didn't cheat." I'm sorry, we're going to win. A 3. ”

"Don't. Ye Xiudao.

Dasha and Guan Ting both looked at Ye Xiu in surprise.

"What's the situation, little leaf?" Dasha was puzzled.

Ye Xiu pressed the last card on the table and said indifferently: "In this situation, I still want to chant a poem." Dasha plays cards a little bit, and there are four hooks in his hand. ”

"Wow, you know that I have four hooks, Xiaoyezi, you are too smart. Dasha was quite surprised.

In fact, this is nothing, and if you play too much, you can roughly deduce what cards the other two have.

However, Dasha felt that Xiao Yezi was too powerful, looked at him with admiration, and threw out four hooks: "I'll blow it up." ”

Guan Ting held her forehead and ate three bombs in a row, she didn't want to speak anymore, and knocked on the table: "I can't afford it." ”

The big fool played a card: "A 3." ”

Ye Xiu picked up the card in his hand and glanced at it, his face changed, and then he said very calmly: "Don't." ”

Dasha was startled, almost fell off the chair, and hurriedly looked at Ye Xiu, "Little Yezi, a 3!"

"Well, don't. Ye Xiu said calmly.

Guan Ting suddenly showed a smile on her face, she spread out the cards in her hand and looked at them, and said with a smile: "Minister Ye, if I guess correctly, the last 3 is in your hand, right?"

Ye Xiu didn't say anything, feeling that it was too embarrassing.

That's right. He does have a 3 in his hand.

At first, he was too careless, thinking that he would win the game, and he didn't look carefully, but he saw the wrong card, and he always thought that he had a 5 in his hand.

Although Ye Xiu can change the cards at any time, this kind of entertainment game is originally for everyone to play happily, and if there are still thousands at this time, it will be too boring.

Guan Ting couldn't help but giggle, she wasn't ladylike at all, but she was really happy. She played a card: "The King." ”

"I can't afford it. Dasha said very deflated.

"Yes. Ye Xiu said with a straight face.

Guan Ting smiled and continued to play cards: "Shunzi." ”

Ye Xiu and Dasha can't afford it.

"Another straight, gone. Guan Ting threw away the last card and applauded herself happily: "I won." ”

"Xiao Yezi, how could you lose this?" Dasha looked at Ye Xiu very aggrievedly.

Ye Xiu glared and said, "Do you know how to play?"

Dasha was stunned.

You made me blow it up.

"Didn't you just make a poem for me to have a bomb and not to retreat?" Dasha was very aggrieved.

Ye Xiuyi said solemnly: "Am I the kind of person who likes to cheat? Just now, I happened to be very popular with poetry, and I made a poem casually, which is not a code for you at all." Are you still blowing me up? Putting two more bombs? Will you play?"

"I was wrong. Dasha held his mouth and almost cried.

"You bad guy, don't bully the mountain. Guan Ting couldn't see it, and looked at Dasha and comforted softly: "Brother Dashan, don't cry." Ye Xiu is a villain, see if I turn around and don't clean him up. ”

"Hmm. Dasha nodded.

Guan Ting picked up the hand-colored pen and gently spent a line on Dasha's forehead, less than one centimeter. Then she walked up to Ye Xiu and said, "Look up." ”

Ye Xiu turned his head: "Don't." Can't you draw a turtle on my face, I don't want to lose face?"

"Don't be fooled. Guan Ting said that she pressed Ye Xiu's face with her snow-white little hand to prevent him from moving, and then drew a big turtle on his face.

Ye Xiu looked in the mirror, looked at the short black line on Dasha's forehead, and couldn't help but say, "It's so eccentric." Why are you so cruel to me?"

Guan Ting snorted coldly: "Hmph, who told you to bully Dashan?"

Ye Xiu snorted, "Okay, I'll definitely win you." ”

The hand continues.

The second snatched Ye Xiu to the landlord.

However, when he had his last two cards left, Dasha threw a king bomb. Then there were two straights, and they were gone.

Ye Xiu naturally lost the second game, and he looked at Dasha in surprise: "Brother Dasha, you are getting more and more powerful at fighting the landlord now." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. "Dasha is very modest.

Guan Ting picked up the hand-colored pen and drew another turtle on Ye Xiu's face, looking at the two big turtles on his face, she was really happy.

In the third game, Dasha grabbed the landlord. He won. He was reluctant to scribble on Guan Ting's face, so he just nodded a little bit on her smooth forehead. He didn't dare to scribble on Ye Xiu's face, and he also just clicked a small dot.

In the next few rounds, Ye Xiu only won twice, drawing a big turtle on the faces of Dasha and Guan Ting.

And his own face is no longer full, there is no place to paint on his face.

So Guan Ting asked him to take off his clothes and draw a turtle on him.

"Don't take off your clothes. Not very sightly. Ye Xiudao.

"It's okay, you take it off. What's so unusual about shirtless men?" said Guan Ting.

Ye Xiu still shook his head.

Guan Ting went directly to take off his clothes.

At this time, Guan Ting's mother came to the living room after cleaning. Seeing her mother coming, Guan Ting's pretty face turned slightly red, and she quickly withdrew her hand and turned back into a lady, otherwise she would be scolded.

Ye Xiu didn't want to snub Guan Ting's mother, so he invited her to play entertainment mahjong together.

The four of them began to play mahjong while chatting, eating snacks and fruits, and having a good time.

At half past ten, Guan Ting's mother was about to rest, so she broke up the game.

"Auntie, Minister Guan, then we will go back too. Ye Xiu said goodbye to them.

"Let's play a little longer, right?" said Guan Ting.

Dasha was playful, and looked at Ye Xiu with a blank eye: "Yes, little Yezi, play for a while?"

"It's getting late. It's time to go back. Ye Xiudao.

Guan Ting's mother said, "It's okay, you can sleep here tonight." Tingting and I sleep in one room, and there are two rooms. ”

"Yes, yes. Dasha nodded happily.

Ye Xiu glared and said, "Okay, you're big." With such a big person, you know how to play. Do you have a change of clothes to take a shower on such a hot day?"

Dasha held his mouth and looked at Guan Ting pitifully for help.

"Why are you so fierce?" Guan Ting looked at Ye Xiu dissatisfiedly: "I'll go buy clothes for you, and I'll stay here tonight." ”

Guan Ting's mother was enthusiastic on the side, and Dasha still wanted to play here, Ye Xiu saw this, and had to agree.