"Don't~~~ Boss, I have an old and a young ......"

"I will truthfully report to your wife, saying that you have a small one underneath. ”

"Ahh......h Boss, woo woo woo, you just let me go for my pitiful sake~~~~ woo woo woo. ”

“……”

Ye Zhi felt that he was already very shameless, and it seemed that he was still inferior to Huang Bo.

As a man who has always claimed to be the poorest in the dormitory, in fact, he is not poor, his brother became a glorious Western chef not long ago, and after he went to a Western restaurant as a chef, his income has increased suddenly, and he does not have to worry about the monthly mortgage, and Huang Bo's parents can also have some money to buy something for their youngest son.

In the past two days, Huang Bo's parents are planning to buy a high-speed rail ticket to come and see him.

"Alas, forget it, forget it. ”

"But you really don't plan to buy a car? Your sponsorship or Lulu will forget it, and I'm embarrassed to say that she drives that broken car. ”

"Didn't she let you make all her money?"

"It's weird! She has a lot of money to buy you clothes, okay, I have earned thirty or forty thousand yuan through hard work. ”

Thirty or forty thousand?!

TM just?!

Ye Zhi was furious, picked up his shoes and was about to pump them in his face, "Dog thief, I will destroy you!"

"Oh, don't care about this kind of detail, it's not easy for me to be a double agent, you two as a mouthpiece, you think it's so easy. ”

"Isn't it easy?"

"Of course, I also found my wife to help you use gorgeous rhetoric to repeatedly beautify your glorious image in front of Lulu, where is it easy. ”

"So how do you beautify?"

"Ye Zi went to the toilet three times today, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and pork ribs during dinner, ran twelve laps around the playground in the morning, walked around the playground at a pace of fourteen, browsed the Jingdong website at twelve :40, and bought five packs of feminine sanitary napkins......"

Hear out.

Han Xia and Wang Xinze were startled, and immediately stepped forward to hold Ye Zhi's arm.

The next second.

He exploded!

The two of them almost didn't hold him, and while kicking Huang Bo fiercely, they shouted, "Let go of me! I must kill this dog thief today, you call it beautification, beautify your ball!"

"Truthfully explain that it is the customer's needs, and I can only beautify it a little on this basis. ”

"For example?"

"Let's say you buy a nice pack of sanitary napkins. ”

Knock on it!

What the hell is a nice sanitary napkin?!

Ye Zhi took a deep breath, "I even read a web page and you burst it out for me, I said how would Lulu know that I was watching a movie." ”

Huang Bo picked his nostrils indifferently, "I even told her the number." ”

Nima!

That's how my wife was spoiled?!

Ye Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't stop me, I must hack him today!"

Han Xia: "Calm, calm down, Ye Zi, you can't be impulsive now, really, you have to believe me, you can't be in such a hurry, really, you have to do it, you can take him out, it's not good to dirty the dormitory floor, I finally mopped it clean." ”

Ye Zhi: "It makes sense. ”

Han Xia: "Yes~~~"

However, Huang Bo didn't seem to be cowardly at all, and said provocatively, "Oh, yes, why don't I think it makes sense? I just reported your behavior to Lulu truthfully, is there a problem? Is this wrong? I think it's normal to report my trip to my girlfriend." ”

Ye Zhi, who was already carried away by anger, shouted, "Then get dirty, I'm going to hack him now." ”

However, the next second.

He suddenly thought, what could make Huang Bo so fearless?

There's definitely something wrong with that!

There is only one person who can make him so arrogant, as soon as he thought of this, Ye Zhi's back was cold, and his neck was very stiff and twisted back, sure enough, the sad premonition was never missed.

"Lulu, why are you here?"

"Go on, wasn't it fierce just now?"

"Why, nonsense, I just ...... I just want to catch Bobo and beat him up. ”

"That's it, I'll ask Bobo to report back to me on your situation, is that big for you?"

"Great. ”

It's so big, right?

Shen Lu turned his head and left, without hesitation.

But soon let Ye Zhi catch up, and pulled back, a standard bear hug, and held her in his arms, "Where are you going?"

"Don't you want me to know how you're doing? ”

Awkward?

His head bowed down to her face, his breath brushing her skin, and before she could understand what he meant, his lips touched her cherry lips, slowly caressing, making them soft and sticky.

Shen Lu's surprised lips opened slightly, she wanted to say something, but as her senses dominated everything, all the words she wanted to say suddenly turned into moans that made her blush and heartbeat.

I was kissed again~~~

Shen Lu thought with some distress, "This damn it, there's nowhere to put it, it's charm~~~"

Abhor?

On the contrary, she immediately accepted this wonderful, intense feeling, and her slight moaning lifted Ye Zhi, and once more deeply, she was about to rub Shen Lu into her body.

He took a deep breath, interrupted the kissing action, and pushed Shen Lu away slightly.

"Not angry?"

"I'm not angry, don't you want to see me?"

"Who said that?"

"Humph!"

The answer to Ye Zhi was the back of a tsundere's head.

Ye Zhi couldn't cry or laugh, this Lulu was too real, "This is really not, can't you ask me anything directly? ”

Shen Lu muttered in a low voice, "I'm afraid to disturb you...... And Bobo always cries miserably, so I relented. ”

"Why don't you be so soft-hearted to me?"

Shen Lu was angry for a while and stomped his feet, "I'm not soft-hearted enough like this, I don't even dare to mess with you with my temper, every time you do this." ”

Speaking of which, it's true!

After dating for so long, Shen Lu wanted to lose his temper with him more than once, but every time he used the same trick to deal with him, Ye Zhi suddenly felt as if he was a little in the blessing and didn't know the blessing, "I'm sorry." ”

"Why apologize, I'm not really mad at you. ”

Watching these two goods show affection.

Wang Xinze, who was watching from the side, rubbed his temples and sighed by the door: "The dog is sitting at home, and the food comes from the sky, and I feel sorry for myself." ”

Han Xia: "Then you should go find one, and wait for it to be pasted upside down." ”

Wang Xinze: "How to find it? Boss, teach me!"

Han Xia: "Forget it, give up, anyway, you're either a classroom or a dormitory, and you can't find a girlfriend in your life." ”

“……”

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