Chapter 618: Can't You Get Up?
Seeing the actions of several people, Lin Ruofeng couldn't cry or laugh, and coughed lightly: "We said it in advance, I won't be on stage today!"
???? Wang Ning suddenly asked, "Really not going to stage?"
???? Lin Ruofeng nodded: "If you really don't go on stage, I won't go on stage if I am killed." ”
???? Duan De asked, "Are you sure?"
???? Lin Ruofeng nodded: "I'm sure, sure, and sure, I'm not going on stage." ”
???? Alan smiled: "Then don't regret it!"
???? Before Lin Ruofeng could react, he saw Allen snort and flipped over the folding fan with the word "Cai" written on it, with three big characters written on it: "Zi is not coming!"
???? Hahahaha......
???? The audience applauded, and the housekeeper laughed: "The son is not coming! Okay, you have one less competitor! The three sons, please sit down, the audience friends, the old folks, there is Miss Wenfu below, and she will make a shining debut!"
???? A gust of ancient music melody sounded, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume walked out, Lin Ruofeng had good eyesight, and was so shocked that she almost jumped up: "Tang Bao'er!"
???? The camera has long been aimed at him, and the audience has all seen this scene, laughing so hard that they beat their legs and chests, and they can't breathe, this Lin Ruofeng is so funny, smart but was mistaken by smart, and he couldn't be killed on stage, who knew that Miss Wenfu turned out to be Tang Baoer!
???? Tang Baoer held back a smile, tried her best to maintain her gentle and dignified image, walked from the backstage to the front like a model on the catwalk, turned around in front of the three talents, walked back again, and turned around, hooked her fingers at Lin Ruofeng, and made a very seductive action.
???? Lin Ruofeng stood up, he didn't know what the hell was going on, he wanted to ask, but he was embarrassed to ask, and the tangled movements were seen by everyone.
???? Sigh~~~~~
???? The audience laughed, coaxed Lin Ruofeng, and shouted in unison: "It's really not on stage!"
???? The three talented men also stood up, rolled up their sleeves, walked over like Xiaoliubi, and pointed with a fan: "What's the matter?
????“ Who said that you must not go to power?"
????“ When you see a beautiful woman, you reveal your true nature, doesn't it?"
????“ The son is not coming!"
???? Lin Ruofeng had no choice but to raise his hands, bend down to apologize to the three of them, and then returned to his seat and made a zipper gesture to his mouth: "Zi doesn't come, Zi doesn't speak......"
???? The audience applauded, and the audience praised Lin Ruofeng's wit, and continued to watch these three living treasures funny.
???? Miss Wen really made every genius excited, the three of them just returned to the same place, and after a polite drag of a piece of writing, they quickly scuffled, and the three of them hugged each other, tearing and scuffling on the stage, completely losing the demeanor of a talented person, and amusing the audience.
???? Lin Ruofeng also couldn't stop laughing, when he saw Tang Bao'er sitting on a chair, and another chair was placed in a symmetrical place next to him, he immediately understood that there must be another young lady with a very contrasting image to appear.
???? Sure enough, Miss Wenfu appeared on the stage carrying two maces, and Lin Ruofeng recognized her, she was an actor brought by Duan De from the Changbai Mountain Repertory Theatre, and her stage name was Yadan.
She often plays a female harlequin, although she is not five big or three thick, but after makeup, she is still quite scary, and she is also quite hard for art.
???? The rules are simple, the two young ladies recruit relatives together, but the eldest lady must marry first, and then one of the remaining two sons will be chosen to marry the second miss, that is, Tang Baoer.
???? The eldest lady who was worried about marrying carried two maces, and asked the three brothers one by one, and the three of them went from scrambling to answer questions to being more stupid than anyone, more able to talk nonsense than anyone, and more able to hide than anyone.
Because no one wants to marry the eldest lady, they are waiting for a strong man to be selected by the eldest lady, and the rest will compete for the second lady, and the three of them made a lot of jokes.
???? The audience saw that something was wrong, so Tang Baoer came out and shook around, without even saying a line, it was completely a vase!
???? Sure enough, when the eldest lady's emotions were about to get out of control, the three talented men pointed the finger at Tang Baoer.
???? Wang Ning pushed the girl away: "Alas, Miss, let's put your affairs aside first, okay?" Your questions are too difficult, we can't answer them all, can you let the second miss come up with a simple question?"
???? Duan De waved his hand at the girl in disgust and pushed her away: "That is, one plus one equals several world-class mathematical problems, I dare to say that there are 500 people in the audience, and none of them can answer it!"
???? Alan pointed to the two maces in Yadan's hand, and said with a sneer: "Miss, I just want to praise this, your massage tools are good." ”
???? The audience laughed, these guys of hip-hop brothers are too dirty!
???? The ending, of course, was that the two daughters were not married, and the girl shouted loudly, "I won't choose the next issue if I don't finish this issue", and the curtain fell.
???? The first show at the beginning was so lively and festive, and the audience shouted with satisfaction, the signboard of "Happy Comedian" is not blown, it can really bring people full joy!
???? Lin Ruofeng stood on the crescent moon stage, watching the actors of the hip-hop brothers lined up in a row, ready to speak.
???? Suddenly, the audience heckled again: "The son is coming!"
????“ Come on!"
????“ Come on!"
???? The audience was full of laughter, everyone was staring, it depended on how Lin Ruofeng answered this!
???? The audience coaxed, Lin Ruofeng knew what he was going to do, he didn't hesitate at all, learned Wang Ning's performance just now, patted his head, and muttered with a sad face: "One plus one equals how many This problem should belong to math problems, I study literature and don't know anything about mathematics, so Miss, this problem is better to let ......"
???? The girl quickly took over and pounced: "No matter if you answer right or wrong, I am willing to marry you!"
???? Lin Ruofeng was so frightened that he retreated again and again, the audience laughed, and Wang Ning stopped Lin Ruofeng, for fear that he would fall off the stage.
???? After laughing, Lin Ruofeng began to help canvass for votes, he lifted Wang Ning's pink milk bottle, saw the bare legs under the big shorts, and sighed: "Look at Wang Ning's dress, good guy, it's really hard enough......!
???? The audience laughed, Wang Ning couldn't help but laugh, for the effect of the show, he did wear shorts and a pink coat to perform, but I didn't expect Lin Ruofeng to say this.
???? Then introduce Yadan, one of the few actresses in the hip-hop brothers.
In order to make the ugliness of the eldest lady on the stage more dazzling, Yadan painted this makeup like the female version of Li Kui.
And she has a big mouth, and when she puts on lipstick, she is even more terrible than Lu Zhishen, no wonder the four talents don't want her.
???? Lin Ruofeng said: "The eldest lady has worked hard, the same father and mother are two completely different people, are you sure that you and the second miss are brothers and sisters?
???? Oooooooo
???? Tang Baoer really stood up and timidly blessed the camera, and the appearance of the little daughter when she got up was intoxicating.
The posture is really amorous, even Lin Ruofeng sighed when she saw it, she deserved to be a goddess, not to mention the male audience who were blindly coaxing in the audience.
The hip-hop brothers invited Tang Baoer to play
???? The second group, the Xiaojingbei team, had a good time this time, and made a blockbuster of Pirates of the Caribbean, which also won everyone's applause.
???? Lin Ruofeng applauded, and sighed in his heart: "Xiao Jingbei has been famous for too long, and his popularity is one thing, the most important thing is that he has rich performance experience, and the team's creative ability is even stronger, plus another big name, Jin Dabao, this team will definitely be able to enter the finals and become a strong contender for the championship!"
???? Lin Ruofeng is not worried about the super strength of the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe, because the title of sweeping the Jingbei comedy industry is not blown.
???? But for the third group of Chen Jinci and the fourth group, Lin Ruofeng is actually very entangled.
???? Chen Jinci may have the strength, but the twelfth phase of the race, this is a marathon, a rally, can you fight the wisdom of the big group alone?
I have to say that it is difficult for Chen Jinci to persevere, and to make good works to continue to compete with other teams.