"Isn't it good for you, I'm so old, and I'm still a fledgling who hasn't been in love. That's Qiao Mengxi, Qiao Mengxi, what a great opportunity, you don't appreciate me, and you still complain about me. The fat man said with a look of disbelief.

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm grateful to your eighteenth generation ancestor, okay. ”

"Brother Dao, you're wrong, we're reasoning, how can you scold people? We're intellectuals, do intellectuals understand?"

"Did I scold you, what did you scold? Why don't I remember? Come, come, come, what are you scolding me?" asked Liu Xu at this time.

Hong Yang and Xiao Yi couldn't help but laugh when they heard Liu Xu's words.

"You...... The fat man held back for a long time, pointed at Liu Xu, and held back these words!

"And I use it, do you, a person who has been in love thirty-three times, teach me to fall in love? Do you think that "Thirty-three Lovelorns" is going to be staged?" Liu Xu especially bit the words "thirty-three" very hard.

"Haha!haha! Brother Dao, you are really a sullen man, this mouth is absolutely amazing!" Hong Yang and Xiao Yi said with laughter next to them!

Who knew that the fat man was not ashamed but proudly said: "You don't understand, once raw, twice cooked, three times know how to hold hands, four times to go shopping, five times to walk the dog, six times to understand small eyes, seven times to send autumn waves, eight times to the room for a walk, nine times to get up, can make the pillow small couple, ten times can make home to see the father." Is this experience, do you understand? Novices have veteran drivers steady. "The fat man said that I am a master.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Master Li to bother, such an outstanding person like you, you have experienced thirty-three times, why can you only stay alone with the five girls?" Liu Xu asked.

"You, you, you, hurt your self-esteem, you guy is really a topic end machine. ”

"Hey, I'm really still too young, listening to the two of you chatting, I really 'raised my posture'!" Xiao Yi said with emotion.

"Go, go, go, it's shameless, you're still young, your beard is about to grow up, and there's only this face left. The fat man said back!

"Alright! Alright, don't make trouble, how are you preparing for the knife?" asked Hong Yang steadily.

"It's okay, but it's enough to deal with those guys in our school's Chinese department," Liu Xu said with certainty.

"So confident, ask you a few questions," Hong Yang pointed at the fat man with a bad look.

"Fat head, big ears, big belly, insidious and treacherous, thief eyebrows and rat eyes......" Liu Xu said without panting.

"Well, it looks really good, I actually said twenty-seven idioms, all of which can correspond to the fat man. Hong Yang said.

"Wait, wait, you're saying that these twenty-seven idioms are all about me?" the fat man asked, skeptical.

"What do you think of that, do we have a second fat man here?" asked Hong Yang.

"No, we're going to have to nag and nag today," said the fat man, looking at the three of them unwillingly.

"Well, you haven't eaten your morning meal yet, I'll make it for you, you talk. Liu Xu didn't even look at the fat man, and took the lead in walking to the kitchen.

"Well, this "Idiom Story" is not bad, you can talk!" After speaking, Hong Yang got rid of the fat man with the "Idiom Story" and walked to the door.

"Hey, hey, Brother Dao is not a new hero, I'll play your number." Xiao Yi also shouted.

"You, you. The fat man pointed at the three.

"Sorrow, sorrow, and sorrow...... Holding a nest in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish...... oil".

"Okay, don't sing, it's disgusting." Xiao Yi shouted.

"I don't, I'll sing, I'm tsundere."

"Stop, stop, stop, I'm really convinced, the computer tells you, I'll go see Brother Dao."

"Okay, don't talk, come over and serve noodles," Liu Xu came out with two bowls of noodles.

"I said, I said Brother Dao, you really don't give a drop of oil!" the fat man shouted as he looked at the two bowls of oily noodles that didn't even have a bit of meat.

The fat man's words alarmed Hong Yang and Xiao Yi at once, and they ran over!

"No, it's not Brother Dao, this time it's really too much, even if you want to punish the fat man. You can't bring the handsome of us," Xiao Yi and Hong Yang looked at the white face, looking at Liu Xu.

"Taste it, you're talking after it," Liu Xu said without explaining anything.

"Really?" The three of them looked at Liu Xu with disbelieving eyes, and glanced at each other again.

"Don't eat it, I'll pour it out. Liu Xu said intentionally.

"Don't, don't, I'll eat, although it's just a bowl of noodles, doesn't this also represent my brother's intentions, doesn't it?" After speaking, the fat man poured a stick of noodles and put it in his mouth.

"How is it?" Hongyang Xiao Yi asked as he looked at the fat man who ate it.

"Well! The fat man replied with a whimper.

Liu Xu knew that the dead fat man had started again,

"Really?" Xiao Yi asked in disbelief.

"Can I still lie to you?" Although the fat man said that it was not very good, he ate all the food in small bites, and he never broke his chopsticks

"No, no, this dead fat man is so insidious," when they saw that the fat man's bowl was about to bottom out, and his hand stretched out to Hongyang's bowl again, then they knew that they had fallen for the dead fat man again.

Knock off the fat man's outstretched hand and eat the noodles in front of him.

"Hold the grass, hold the grass, when did you still have this craft, I knew that you had this craft, what kind of restaurants did we eat before, just buy a pot for you to do. ”

After listening to the first half of the sentence, Liu Xu still felt that it was a good word, why did the second half of the sentence change its taste? ”

"Go, go, go, eat can't stop you. Liu Xu said.

Time is sometimes so fast, although the huge momentum outside is because of the four people in front of him.

But these four masters are like no one, playing games and playing games, playing in a daze, playing with mobile phones, and of course, our three good students are reading hard.

"This is life! Knife, or will you enjoy life, but unfortunately I still have to face that garlic face." Hong Yang said with a smile.

"Shhh

"Don't shout, you can meet beautiful women in this place? Besides, you kid, as long as you are not a sow, you can be called a beauty. ”

"Xiao Yi, you can insult your fat brother's personality, but you can't insult my aesthetics! This time, I have guaranteed my upright personality that the person on the other side is definitely a beautiful woman. ”

As soon as Liu Xu heard the fat man's words, he looked at the wall clock in the house, and knew that something was wrong, maybe the group of female goblins came again yesterday.

"Integrity of character? Forget it, I'll believe you once. After speaking, Xiao Yi also put down the mouse in his hand and walked towards the door.

"Hey, hey, fat~ Fatty, your eyes are really not curved this time, you are really a beauty, very punctual!" Xiao Yi said while looking into the distance.

"Can you two be a little upright? You are students of Shenjiao University, not land hooligans," Hong Yang shouted.

"Hongyang, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend, it turns out that you don't have a love for beauty, you will be a foundation for the rest of your life, and the students of Shenjiao University are also men, and they also have the pursuit of beautiful things, fat man, are you right?"

"Xiao Yi, we have lived together for the fourth year, and for the first time, I feel that you have said something human. ”

"" to know that you kid can't grow ivory in his mouth. ”

"Then you show me. The fat man retorted with a smile.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, don't delay me from seeing beautiful women. ”

After listening to the conversation between these two people, Hong Yang was very helpless and felt that his worldview was not correct.

10 meters, 9 meters, 8 meters...... One meter!

"Excuse me, is the owner of this shop here?" a sweet voice came.

"This voice is really kawaii," the two people who were stunned at the door of the store at this time looked blankly at the woman in the long white dress and fluttering hair in front of them, and couldn't help but think in their hearts.